[Wide-Open]

Re: Seth Cochrane murdered my husband!

Friends, let us not jump to conclusions! Personally I can not imagine a limp whristed homer producing so many Soldiers for Christ. Or even one. It's just not right. I don't think they are physically capable. I'm sure they keep going for the wrong entry if you catch my drift. Only Sister Jean knows if that happened or not.

That said, it's pretty clear to me that he was converted to one, courtesy of the ginger maggot. So I'm going to give him a posthumyous posthomeous an infraction after the facts.

[PrayerIsFun]

Re: Seth Cochrane murdered my husband!

Is your father still alive? I'm just worried about who's going to keep you in line now that your mans not around. Have you yet ordered your chastity belt? You have much work to do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Seth Cochrane murdered my husband!

Is your father still alive? I'm just worried about who's going to keep you in line now that your mans not around. Have you yet ordered your chastity belt? You have much work to do.

Do you really think that mocking Sister Widow Poole is the best choice to make right now?

No one has broken the news to her yet that her dead husband was a damned fruit.

[PrayerIsFun]

Re: Seth Cochrane murdered my husband!

Do you really think that mocking Sister Widow Poole is the best choice to make right now?

No one has broken the news to her yet that her dead husband was a damned fruit.

If her husband was a fruit and it was he who helped raise the children, who's to say that the children aren't demons themselves, living falsely under the guise of their parents?

And what if Widow Poole also was such a demon? Did she have so many children to produce more followers of the faith or because she secretly enjoyed the demonic act of creating children!? Knowing what we now know about her husband, she most be examined!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Seth Cochrane murdered my husband!

Some of you will have known my husband Bill, a delightful and Godly man who occasionally posted here. Well, my husband was murdered this morning.

While going to the bank, my husband was accosted by Mr. Cochrane, butt-raped by him and his goth friends, and then hacked with an axe. We know it was him because a slack-jawed cripple ginger was seen running from the scene. Bill died before reaching the hospital.

I would also like to counter the unfounded accusations that I paid Mr.Cochrane to murder my dear husband. The $50,000 that was missing from our bank account (which my husband had gone to the bank to check about) was likely just a small clerical error.

YOU SHALL PAY, COCHRANE! My boys are hunting you as we speak.

He was crippled and RUNNING?

As for the missing 50K - how do you explain all those delivery trucks that have been seen in your driveway lately?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Seth Cochrane murdered my husband!

As for the missing 50K - how do you explain all those delivery trucks that have been seen in your driveway lately?

So you're stalking the Widow Poole in her time of bereavement? I didn't expect that even from you.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Seth Cochrane murdered my husband!

So you're stalking the Widow Poole in her time of bereavement? I didn't expect that even from you.

No stalking necessary - it's not like you can hide a furniture truck in the shrubbery.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Seth Cochrane murdered my husband!

You're still watching her house, and you aren't permitted to come any closer than ten miles from Freehold town limits.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Seth Cochrane murdered my husband!

You're still watching her house, and you aren't permitted to come any closer than ten miles from Freehold town limits.

I'm not in Freehold, but I have sources of information there, and the photographs are quite clear. And yes, I have the negatives as well as the prints.

[Talitha]

Re: Seth Cochrane murdered my husband!

And yes, I have the negatives as well .

Yes, and I've just given you some more.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Seth Cochrane murdered my husband!

Crotch what is with you ?

First you stalk OMH and now Sister Jean ?

Sister Jean your husband was using you as cover for his homer lifestyle and that is truly unfortunate. Jesus will comfort you.

As for the ginger Cockram I will get the stake and pyre set up at the Freehold stadium in preparation for his eventual capture.

YIC,
Sayved

I'm not in Freehold, but I have sources of information there, and the photographs are quite clear. And yes, I have the negatives as well as the prints.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Seth Cochrane murdered my husband!

Crotch what is with you ?

First you stalk OMH and now Sister Jean ?

Sister Jean your husband was using you as cover for his homer lifestyle and that is truly unfortunate. Jesus will comfort you.

As for the ginger Cockram I will get the stake and pyre set up at the Freehold stadium in preparation for his eventual capture.

YIC,
Sayved

I don't stalk anyone. The goings on in Peyton Place Freehold amuse me, and I enjoy the antics of the Saved(tm) in much the same way that I enjoy a circus.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Seth Cochrane murdered my husband!

It's quite likely that Jean's husband turned queer after being sodomized repeatedly by the fugitive Cockram boy. He's probably burning in hell right now, begging for satan to stop peeling his skin off and dipping him in scalding hot bile.

So sad. If Bill was indeed a closeted "friend of Dorothy", does he bear some responsibility for the "unpleasantness"? I understand that the queers can literally sniff each other out, so even if he wasn't dressed provocatively, he may have been asking for it with his gay aroma.

Did anyone ask the ambulance drivers what his last words were?

I did Pastor. His last words were "So I've been...one... all my life..." and then he keeled over. I'm not sure what to make of that.

This would seem to point to the Poofter All Along Theory, or P.A.A.T.

Oooooh what a sad and sorry end to your miserable wretch of a husband, Sister Poole!

But if he was a homer all along, then you are well rid of him. My son-in-law says I'm too soft. He says I make excuses for people who don't deserve it after all. He says I haven't learned how to hate the ones Jesus hates. He says I need Godly True Christian™ practice hating the hell-bound.

But I can't help it, it's so sad to hear that people were lousy rotten sinners all along and are burning in hell now.

Condolences, Sister Noddy

When ever you feel sad for wretched sinners Sister, just remember what it says in Proverbs 23:

Let not thine heart envy sinners: but be thou in the fear of the LORD all the day long.
Proverbs 23:17

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Seth Cochrane murdered my husband!

I don't stalk anyone. The goings on in Peyton Place Freehold amuse me, and I enjoy the antics of the Saved(tm) in much the same way that I enjoy a circus.

You go to circuses and disrupt their peaceful lives too by making pointless comments?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Seth Cochrane murdered my husband!

Of course not, Brother Aaron, he was dressed in his True Christian™ Pastor's Approved Suit, as always.

Hola Chica, That'd get his butt busted for sure in these parts.How much are you willin to pay for the return of his ring,watch and wallet full of pictures of 20 butt ugly brats? Just tryin to help.