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  • #31
    Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

    Hey Sister BIG, good news your house is all framed in and has a roof. What do you want me to do with the check for $75,000 , its your money from the tree removal and sale of the black walnut trees? Seth is never around to pick it up.

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    • #32
      Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
      Hey Sister BIG, good news your house is all framed in and has a roof. What do you want me to do with the check for $75,000 , its your money from the tree removal and sale of the black walnut trees? Seth is never around to pick it up.
      **sigh** and then he wonders why there is no child #4. Unless he's a firm believer in another immaculate conception, it just ain't gonna happen.

      I'll be back down on the 12th, so I can pick the cheque up then. Also I'm looking for a couple of employees, preferably of the Negro persuasion, although one Negro and one Spic would work as well. They must like dogs and be strong enough to take a hit from a 130 pound Rottweiler. All training for them is included.
      Drama queen

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      • #33
        Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

        Do not worry Sister, he is in sight at all times. He just does not know it. If he steps out of line, you will be the first to know.

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        • #34
          Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

          Mmmm I understand the Sammy has not charged BIG for his services.
          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          Thank you for your help! And thank you for not charging me for the work! It was much appreciated
          Now we know Sammy never does ANYTHING for nothing, I wonder just what arrangement he has come to with BIG....
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          • #35
            Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Now we know Sammy never does ANYTHING for nothing, I wonder just what arrangement he has come to with BIG....
            I am sure it involved steamy hot pie, but why does this concern you?

            Seth, congratulations!

            I hope all the atheists visiting us notice that again prayer worked!
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            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #36
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              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              I am sure it involved steamy hot pie, but why does this concern you?
              Oh I was just thinking aloud, but it must have been one heck of a pie, Sammy never does anything unless there is something really good in it for him, he would think he was succumbing to communist tendencies otherwise.
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              • #37
                Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                Mmmm I understand the Sammy has not charged BIG for his services.

                Now we know Sammy never does ANYTHING for nothing, I wonder just what arrangement he has come to with BIG....
                I believe that he made an agreement with Brother Dewitt and with Seth. I am but a poor woman with no money of my own. I am so sick of you liebral trash coming in here and insinuating evilness in every corner. Yet you go ahead and promote what is truly evil.

                Isaiah 5:20 Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!

                Although both Brothers Diamond and Dewitt were willing guinea pigs to testing a new pie for me.
                Drama queen

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                • #38
                  Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  Although both Brothers Diamond and Dewitt were willing guinea pigs to testing a new pie for me.
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                  • #39
                    Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Look hear ya back door pirate,I let the first remark slide. Mr Diamond did me a favor OK, and leave it at that. As for sweet Sister BIG's pie, If my ex-wife had pie that was half as juicy and tasty as hers she might not be dead missing. Now get your mind out of the gutter.
                    P. S. Mr Diamond is considering an investigation of you for free, you do not want him to probe you! That did not come out right but you know what I meant!

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                    • #40
                      Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Look hear ya back door pirate,I let the first remark slide. Mr Diamond did me a favor OK, and leave it at that. As for sweet Sister BIG's pie, If my ex-wife had pie that was half as juicy and tasty as hers she might not be dead missing. Now get your mind out of the gutter.
                      P. S. Mr Diamond is considering an investigation of you for free, you do not want him to probe you! That did not come out right but you know what I meant!
                      Very true, Seth is still grumbling about the probing he received from Mr. Diamond. I'm not sure what the problem is, with our new designs he gets the entire basement as his den which is bigger than what he was going to have in the first place.
                      Drama queen

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                      • #41
                        Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        Look hear ya back door pirate,I let the first remark slide. Mr Diamond did me a favor OK, and leave it at that. As for sweet Sister BIG's pie, If my ex-wife had pie that was half as juicy and tasty as hers she might not be dead missing. Now get your mind out of the gutter.
                        P. S. Mr Diamond is considering an investigation of you for free, you do not want him to probe you! That did not come out right but you know what I meant!
                        James you do seem to be very helpful to sister BIG, I wonder if you showed the same devotion to your dead missing wife if she would still be alive around.
                        As for Sammy I understand him.......
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                        • #42
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                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          James you do seem to be very helpful to sister BIG, I wonder if you showed the same devotion to your dead missing wife if she would still be alive around.
                          As for Sammy I understand him.......
                          My relationship with Sister BIG is spiritual at its core. She and her husband wanted to move to Freehold. I had a few acres of land just sitting farrow, Jesus came to me and said that I should help out, so I did.
                          As for my ex-wife where ever she is, may God have pity on her whoring soul, she was an adulterer. Why does every thing have to have a motive with you? Cant a person just be nice to a fellow Christian?
                          Sister BIG is an all around good person, and if you ever have the chance to meet her consider yourself lucky. Now get your mind out of the gutter ya pervert!

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                          • #43
                            Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            My relationship with Sister BIG is spiritual at its core. She and her husband wanted to move to Freehold. I had a few acres of land just sitting farrow, Jesus came to me and said that I should help out, so I did.
                            As for my ex-wife where ever she is, may God have pity on her whoring soul, she was an adulterer. Why does every thing have to have a motive with you? Cant a person just be nice to a fellow Christian?
                            Sister BIG is an all around good person, and if you ever have the chance to meet her consider yourself lucky. Now get your mind out of the gutter ya pervert!
                            My My aren't we defensive, seeing inferences where none were intended. I never said you were doing anything wrong, it is YOU that assumed that is what I meant.
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                            • #44
                              Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              James you do seem to be very helpful to sister BIG, I wonder if you showed the same devotion to your dead missing wife if she would still be alive around.
                              As for Sammy I understand him.......
                              You just love sewing strife wherever you go, don't you. What does your limp noodle of a god have to say about that?
                              Drama queen

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                              • #45
                                Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

                                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                You just love sewing strife wherever you go, don't you. What does your limp noodle of a god have to say about that?
                                I just hold up a mirror, if you find strife in what you see that is not my doing.
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