[James Dewitt]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

Mr Dewitt Brother James.

I am aware that you are a man of means.

And would want the best for your lovely Phebe.

I pray earnestly that Sister Phebe will spend such little time in her menstra shack because she is with child.

BUT.... Should that not be the case then I am sure you want her to be blessed with the highest level of comfort.

A bidet is a minimal investment in the grand scheme of things.

Sister Chari, I have just returned form Sister BIG's home. After a close examination and a trial run( I used my self as a test subject), I understand why a female would use such a device. And I can see how a device such as that can be used for water sports. I called the plumber back and have instructed him to install a 5 minute timer on the bidet. That should curtail any undesirable use.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

Thank you Brother James for letting Joe back on the job, he called me collect quite upset about your conversation.

You can even set the timer down to one minute. Although I can understand that the French use them for masturbation, is there anything on Gods green earth that they don't use for masturbation?

Maybe TMI
My main reason for the bidet is that I have an obsession about not feeling clean at that time. I feel like everyone around me can smell that it's that time. In fact I have caused rashes during that time from over wiping (try explaining that to your doctor).

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Trust me at that time of the month, I am in no way encouraged to M.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

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Thank you Brother James for letting Joe back on the job, he called me collect quite upset about your conversation.

I apologized to him this afternoon.I had never seen one before, and it looked faulty

You can even set the timer down to one minute. Although I can understand that the French use them for masturbation, is there anything on Gods green earth that they don't use for masturbation?

Timer is set at 1 minute. I know what you mean about the French. Give them a few minutes alone and they cant keep their hands off themselves.

Maybe TMI
My main reason for the bidet is that I have an obsession about not feeling clean at that time. I feel like everyone around me can smell that it's that time. In fact I have caused rashes during that time from over wiping (try explaining that to your doctor).




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Trust me at that time of the month, I am in no way encouraged to M.

a little to much information.

Well I guess all that is left is just one thing, move in.
Stop by and pick up your keys, its done a few days early.
Phebe and I went shopping today and filled your freezer, refrigerator and pantry. I had a side of beef done for you as well as a pig and some poultry. Love James and Phebe

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

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I apologized to him this afternoon.I had never seen one before, and it looked faulty


Timer is set at 1 minute. I know what you mean about the French. Give them a few minutes alone and they cant keep their hands off themselves.





a little to much information.

Well I guess all that is left is just one thing, move in.
Stop by and pick up your keys, its done a few days early.
Phebe and I went shopping today and filled your freezer, refrigerator and pantry. I had a side of beef done for you as well as a pig and some poultry. Love James and Phebe

Thank you so much. Seth is flying out on Monday, so he'll pick up the keys. The movers are coming in on Monday so I was booked into a hotel for a few days. Perhaps I'll cancel the booking and just start driving instead.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

I just want to thank Brother Dewitt for all of the fine work he did for me. I've got the keys now, and thanks for the filled freezer, although it's the only piece of furniture in the house.

I know as soon as Liz gets here, she's going to decide she wants brand new furniture rather than our ratty old stuff. But that can wait, we've got a bunch of stuff to do before hand.

I'll still be staying at the hotel until the furniture arrives on Friday.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

Well the furniture is gone, I've done the last cleaning of the house and turned the keys over to the Realtor.

I did decide to get on the road right away. So I've cleared the border and am in Everette WA for the evening. I'm feeling sorry for the dogs though, they'll be cooped up in that trailer for the 3-5 days it's going to take me to drive.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

I just want to thank Brother Dewitt for all of the fine work he did for me. I've got the keys now, and thanks for the filled freezer, although it's the only piece of furniture in the house.

I know as soon as Liz gets here, she's going to decide she wants brand new furniture rather than our ratty old stuff. But that can wait, we've got a bunch of stuff to do before hand.

I'll still be staying at the hotel until the furniture arrives on Friday.

Brother Seth maybe I can help. Phebe and I just replaced every piece of furniture in our home. She did not want any thing that my ex-wife had picked out, its all high quality stuff. The furniture is only 6 months old. She explained to me that she needs to make it her home. If you want I can have my nigras move it across the street.
Living room set is done in a white motif. Sofa pit group, three side chairs with ottomans end tables, coffee table, lamps and Oriental rugs.
Family room is in ox blood red leather.Sofa, chairs, two over size recliners. Tables lamps etc.
5 bed room sets
Dinning room set, table seats 12. I will even throw in the china, Wedgwood and crystal, Baccarat, sterling flatware.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

Brother Seth maybe I can help. Phebe and I just replaced every piece of furniture in our home. She did not want any thing that my ex-wife had picked out, its all high quality stuff. The furniture is only 6 months old. She explained to me that she needs to make it her home. If you want I can have my nigras move it across the street.
Living room set is done in a white motif. Sofa pit group, three side chairs with ottomans end tables, coffee table, lamps and Oriental rugs.
Family room is in ox blood red leather.Sofa, chairs, two over size recliners. Tables lamps etc.
5 bed room sets
Dinning room set, table seats 12. I will even throw in the china, Wedgwood and crystal, Baccarat, sterling flatware.

Thank you brother, I will look at it although I was thinking of going with a little more rustic design. I don't think white furniture and rottweilers will go well together.

Although if you could PM me the contact information for your old housekeeper. I'm thinking with the expansion I'm planning on my dog breeding and with the new menstra hut and larger house, I may require the use of a housekeeper in order to keep up with the work.

Oh and the Leroy, the Negro boy you referred to me as an assistant with the dogs, is working out wonderfully. He is really good at taking the bite and doesn't run away screaming like so many others do when a pack of Rottweilers come at him.

[handmaiden]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

If the furniture that Brother Dewitt is offering was selected by his former wife, it may be a bit gauche. She is Eye-tal-yan American, you know.

The funny thing is, European Italians have great taste in furnishings, clothes, etc.. But American Italians like over-the-top "Mediterranean" decor with flocked wall paper, plastic covers on their seat cushions and framed portraits of Frank Sinatra. (And don't get me started on the oversized pinky rings.)


You're better off with authentic Colonial featuring ceramic Minute Men Lamps and lots of eagle crests all over.

Decoratively Yours,

Handmaiden

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

If the furniture that Brother Dewitt is offering was selected by his former wife, it may be a bit gauche. She is Eye-tal-yan American, you know.

The funny thing is, European Italians have great taste in furnishings, clothes, etc.. But American Italians like over-the-top "Mediterranean" decor with flocked wall paper, plastic covers on their seat cushions and framed portraits of Frank Sinatra. (And don't get me started on the oversized pinky rings.)


You're better off with authentic Colonial featuring ceramic Minute Men Lamps and lots of eagle crests all over.

Decoratively Yours,

Handmaiden

Thank you Sister, but I was thinking from here...
http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/te...*left*cat20656

This is why I changed things like the brick on the house to stone, and put in a full wall stone fireplace.

My brother said it's going to look like a Montana's Restaurant, but I think I can pull it off without going that bad. I mean I'm not going to have a pickup hanging from my ceiling.

[handmaiden]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

My brother said it's going to look like a Montana's Restaurant, but I think I can pull it off without going that bad. I mean I'm not going to have a pickup hanging from my ceiling.

I saw a picture of a pickup truck made into a bed once. No kidding. Thing was glued to the wall as though it were being driven right through it. Some decoring mags take things too far if you ask me.

Designingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[James Dewitt]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

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Thank you brother, I will look at it although I was thinking of going with a little more rustic design. I don't think white furniture and rottweilers will go well together.

I see what you mean, white might not be a good choice.
The leather set is durable.

Although if you could PM me the contact information for your old housekeeper. I'm thinking with the expansion I'm planning on my dog breeding and with the new menstra hut and larger house, I may require the use of a housekeeper in order to keep up with the work.

I called Rosa, she is catching the buss from New York.

Oh and the Leroy, the Negro boy you referred to me as an assistant with the dogs, is working out wonderfully. He is really good at taking the bite and doesn't run away screaming like so many others do when a pack of Rottweilers come at him.

Leroy is not afraid to work at all, just keep your eye on him. For some reason he likes to shower in the sprinkler system.

If the furniture that Brother Dewitt is offering was selected by his former wife, it may be a bit gauche. She is Eye-tal-yan American, you know.

The funny thing is, European Italians have great taste in furnishings, clothes, etc.. But American Italians like over-the-top "Mediterranean" decor with flocked wall paper, plastic covers on their seat cushions and framed portraits of Frank Sinatra. (And don't get me started on the oversized pinky rings.)


You're better off with authentic Colonial featuring ceramic Minute Men Lamps and lots of eagle crests all over.

Decoratively Yours,

Handmaiden

She did pick out most of it, the last time we purchased new stuff in New York, it was all black lacquer and 2 inch deep plush rugs. Every time I came home it reminded me of a pimps house.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

Leroy is not afraid to work at all, just keep your eye on him. For some reason he likes to shower in the sprinkler system.

Oh is that what he was doing? I thought he was playing with the dogs. Everyone seemed to be having a good time though.

She did pick out most of it, the last time we purchased new stuff in New York, it was all black lacquer and 2 inch deep plush rugs. Every time I came home it reminded me of a pimps house.

**shudder**
Yeah, not my taste.

Really tired today, Wanted to make Butte MT last night, but only made it to Missoula. Still going to try for Rapid City tonight, but I doubt I'll make it that far. Maybe Lame Deer tonight (it has a hotel right?) and then Sioux Falls tomorrow night....

I'm going to strangle a couple of boys who are bouncing off the walls from being couped up. They want to stop at every tourist trap along the way.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

My deepest sympathy, I remember driving my two boys to Florida one summer, the bitching, screaming and fighting was all most as unbearable as the stench wafting from the back seat. My ex wife did not like it back there at all.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

My deepest sympathy, I remember driving my two boys to Florida one summer, the bitching, screaming and fighting was all most as unbearable as the stench wafting from the back seat. My ex wife did not like it back there at all.

I have threatened to stuff them back in the kennels and bring two of the dogs up front with me. Made it to Lame Deer, turns out to be an Indian reservation, so we had to pull on through. Looked like a city on the map

Pulled through to Ashland, seems like a good Christian town. There was even a Baptist Church having it's Wednesday evening Bible Study, so I went. Turns out that it was a Southern Baptist Group (In Montana?)