[James Dewitt]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

Sister Big, I stopped by the job sight to day. All the walls are sheet rocked and the plasters will be finished late next week. The painters need you to pick colors and the hard wood installers need to know what you want to put in. They have suggested Bamboo, its OK but I have a friend who deals in old growth Heart wood pine and oak. Give me some direction. Move in date is two weeks out.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

Sister Big, I stopped by the job sight to day. All the walls are sheet rocked and the plasters will be finished late next week. The painters need you to pick colors and the hard wood installers need to know what you want to put in. They have suggested Bamboo, its OK but I have a friend who deals in old growth Heart wood pine and oak. Give me some direction. Move in date is two weeks out.

Thank you, we must have just crossed paths as I was talking to them today. Definitely tight grained oak. Maybe I'm going overboard on the wood in the house, but I do like rustic.

Oh and thank you for the fireplace expert. I always loved my old fireplace that actually heated, nobody else seemed to understand how to make it work though. They either wanted to stuff a gas or wood pellet stove in, or just put a decorative wood fireplace. John understood exactly what I was talking about when I mentioned the vents and heat fans.

We've sold the house up here, so that's taken care of. The movers are coming on the 26th, and then I'm leaving on the 29th. 3 days to drive down (I'm guessing) hopefully the dogs will be fine that long in the trailer.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

Sister Big I took a few liberties today. The landscaper stopped by and I instructed him to install an inground sprinkler system and I ordered Kentucky Blue grass sod. I had him do a special project, I put in a small pond next to your Menstra hut. The sod looks a bit dry, it will take a few weeks to green up. Its a welcome home gift from Phebe and myself. The picture is taken from the porch of your hut. Yic James

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

In between you and Sam, how exactly do you expect me to control my wife? I'm away so much as it is, and with this traveling back and forth getting my transfer in order, I never see the woman.

Oh but things are going to change when the move is done. Oh yes they are.... as soon as I'm back from my 3 weeks in Wisconsin.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

In between you and Sam, how exactly do you expect me to control my wife? I'm away so much as it is, and with this traveling back and forth getting my transfer in order, I never see the woman.

Oh but things are going to change when the move is done. Oh yes they are.... as soon as I'm back from my 3 weeks in Wisconsin.

Brother Seth if my small gift of sod upsets you, I will have it removed and you can plant grass seed.
As far as the pond, look at it like this. Your wife may find it relaxing and spend more than 7 days a month in the menstra hut. Its a small price to pay for a little extra quiet time.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

Brother Seth if my small gift of sod upsets you, I will have it removed and you can plant grass seed.
As far as the pond, look at it like this. Your wife may find it relaxing and spend more than 7 days a month in the menstra hut. Its a small price to pay for a little extra quiet time.

Thank you Brother it is beautiful.

Please excuse Seth, he's just really fatigued and cranky because of the moving, and selling, and all the other stuff that as the man he has to take care of.

It's so exciting, one more week and I'm on the road with the truck and trailer. Seth is flying out as they've decided to return his lease vehicle here and give him a new one down there (easier than an international transfer). The boys and last of the dogs are coming with me. I'm estimating 4 days, but who knows with kids and dogs in tow.

I was a little upset at the SPCA today. They had quite the snit about me taking all the cats there. It's not like they're pets and I doubt the new owners want a bunch of cats roaming around. Then again, maybe I should of asked. Oh well.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

Sister BIG, the electrician, plumbers and HVCA contractors are finished. I went through the home for a final walk this morning. Everything looks great except for one small problem in your menstra hut. The plumber installed two toilets right next to each other. One of them seems to be broken and I told him to replace it promptly. Joe the plumber said that I was wrong and it was working just fine. He said that it was a debit or something like that. He refused to replace it, so I fired him. The darn thing shoots up water from the bottom of it. If you sit on that thing and flush it your back side is going to get all wet. I took a picture of Joe flushing it.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

Leave it as it is Mr Dewitt Brother James. It is a girl thing!

But every menstruating woman would adore having a bidet in their menstra hut!

I assume it is connected to warm water not cold!

Please consider purchase one for Sister Phebe.

I promise you ... she WILL love you for it.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

Leave it as it is Mr Dewitt Brother James. It is a girl thing!

But every menstruating woman would adore having a bidet in their menstra hut!

I assume it is connected to warm water not cold!

Please consider purchase one for Sister Phebe.

I promise you ... she WILL love you for it.

Yes its hooked up to hot and cold water? I some who get the feeling that I do not want to know why you asked that question. Its supposed to squirt water up like that?

If that's the case, Sister Big the house is finished a few days earlier than planned. See you soon.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

Excuse me for interrupting here, Brother, but I believe a badet is a device the French use to masturbate. I would have it removed from your wife's menstra-shack. There is no sense leaving a woman alone with a French sex toy for a week at a time unsupervised. You know how women are.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

Excuse me for interrupting here, Brother, but I believe a badet is a device the French use to masturbate. I would have it removed from your wife's menstra-shack. There is no sense leaving a woman alone with a French sex toy for a week at a time unsupervised. You know how women are.

Its not in my home, its in Sister BIG's menstra hut. And they use it for what? How the heck do they.............. never mind

[Sister Charli]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

Its not in my home, its in Sister BIG's menstra hut. And they use it for what? How the heck do they.............. never mind

Hygiene Mr Dewitt Brother James.

It has nought to do with sexual pleasure.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

Its not in my home, its in Sister BIG's menstra hut. And they use it for what? How the heck do they.............. never mind

Sorry Brother, I assumed you were building a menstra-shack for your fiancee. I should have read more of the thread before posting.

I don't know how to use one, I only know what it's for. The French sex toy industry is a huge part of their economy (what economy they have). The French have traditionally used masturbation to soothe their tattered egos and boost morale after a tactical retreat in battle.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

Hygiene Mr Dewitt Brother James.

It has nought to do with sexual pleasure.

Sorry Brother, I assumed you were building a menstra-shack for your fiancee. I should have read more of the thread before posting.

I don't know how to use one, I only know what it's for. The French sex toy industry is a huge part of their economy (what economy they have). The French have traditionally used masturbation to soothe their tattered egos and boost morale after a tactical retreat in battle.

I have to run across the street and investigate this bidet. something just does not sound right.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Prayer request for a promotion.

I have to run across the street and investigate this bidet. something just does not sound right.

Mr Dewitt Brother James.

I am aware that you are a man of means.

And would want the best for your lovely Phebe.

I pray earnestly that Sister Phebe will spend such little time in her menstra shack because she is with child.

BUT.... Should that not be the case then I am sure you want her to be blessed with the highest level of comfort.

A bidet is a minimal investment in the grand scheme of things.