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  • #31
    Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

    Originally posted by ChristianCrusader View Post
    It is just that I ecognized the first one, only peripherally, but the second one I had SEEN, just a week ago! That is a new photo, not one that is from a "past life."
    Correct me if I am wrong, but if this guy has seen your images a week *before* you uploaded them, he must be a genuine stalker who either broke into your apartment or hacked your computer and followed you here. I officially request that our moderators report this to the local authorities. (If he crossed state lines doing this, then report him to the Feds.) Seriously, this is disturbing.
    Yours In Christ,

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    • #32
      Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

      It is valuable, I feel, that people are aware of what attire is what. Recently I have been working in an environment where the raiment you have posted here (and in another place) would be considered normal - in that it is the sort of thing that the majority would be wearing.

      I will stick to the wording of that short (linked) definition: garments of this type..


      ..are not "the same as would be expected" - dressing like this would be "unusual" (but nobody would mind). Whether one were a prostitute or not, clothing tends towards the outré, fancy dress is popular and the "ordinary" mode of dress is flamboyant in the extreme. That is the norm.

      Of course it is entirely possible to wear fancy dress (e.g. a gorilla suit) and still be modest. In this environment ones availability as a prostitute is indicated by other means.

      Thank you for raising the issue, Lycia - it will be of much value to some of the teenagers seeking the path to tread. Satan extends temptation in the direction of all young women, and I admire your courage in exposing yourself to his jibes in this way.

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      • #33
        Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

        Thank you so much Miss Lycia! I will be showing this to all of the dirty sluts in my neighbourhood! Maybe I'll even print some out and hand them to the hookers in the next town I'm glad I never gave in to the horrible things like prostiution But this is great advice to follow anyways! Hmm... I should invest in a chastity belt, does anybody know where to get them? Well, I'll definately follow this advice, it's a good guide, thanks again Miss Lycia!
        Proverbs 31:30 "Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised."

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        • #34
          Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

          Sister Lycia is a capable seamstress, and might be able to help. I have been making some similar apparatus for handing out on dancefloors, but unfortunately at our last junket they were mainly being worn by the young gentlemen

          I had not anticipated that..

          PROVERBS 6:12-14,18 ©1611
          12 A naughtie person, a wicked man walketh with a froward mouth.
          13 He winketh with his eyes, he speaketh with his feete, hee teacheth with his fingers.
          14 Frowardnesse is in his heart, he deuiseth mischiefe continually, he soweth discord..
          18 An heart that deuiseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischiefe:

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          • #35
            Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

            Originally posted by ZoeyNeedsGod View Post
            Thank you so much Miss Lycia! I will be showing this to all of the dirty sluts in my neighbourhood! Maybe I'll even print some out and hand them to the hookers in the next town I'm glad I never gave in to the horrible things like prostiution But this is great advice to follow anyways! Hmm... I should invest in a chastity belt, does anybody know where to get them? Well, I'll definately follow this advice, it's a good guide, thanks again Miss Lycia!
            You're very welcome Ms. Zoey! I'm glad you found my guide useful.

            Unfortunately, to get a really good chastity belt, you'll probably need to find a good metal-worker in your area and custom order one. I suggest springing for one with a serrated opening, it will really cut down on men being interested in fornicating with you.



            Of course, you'll notice this model does have a few flaws. The front opening is too large, stainless steel would be a better material, and the locking mechanism lacks a key, but I think you get the general idea.

            "Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies."
            Proverbs 31:10

            You sound like you're well on your way to remaining a virtuous woman. Just don't forget to do your leg-crossing exercises!
            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

            An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
            Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
            My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
            Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
            An Open Question to All false christians.

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            • #36
              Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

              Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
              You're very welcome Ms. Zoey! I'm glad you found my guide useful.

              Unfortunately, to get a really good chastity belt, you'll probably need to find a good metal-worker in your area and custom order one. I suggest springing for one with a serrated opening, it will really cut down on men being interested in fornicating with you.



              Of course, you'll notice this model does have a few flaws. The front opening is too large, stainless steel would be a better material, and the locking mechanism lacks a key, but I think you get the general idea.

              "Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies."
              Proverbs 31:10

              You sound like you're well on your way to remaining a virtuous woman. Just don't forget to do your leg-crossing exercises!
              Hmm.. well I'll definately look into that! And yes, I'm trying my hardest! They're crossed right now! Titus 2:3-5 'The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things; That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed." thank you for doing just that with me, Miss Lycia! (not that you're "AGED" you're just older than me) And you seem like a great role model to young True Christians, which I can only hope the good people of this forum will view me as one day Thanks again
              Proverbs 31:30 "Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised."

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              • #37
                Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

                Originally posted by ZoeyNeedsGod View Post
                Hmm.. well I'll definately look into that! And yes, I'm trying my hardest! They're crossed right now! Titus 2:3-5 'The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things; That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed." thank you for doing just that with me, Miss Lycia! (not that you're "AGED" you're just older than me) And you seem like a great role model to young True Christians, which I can only hope the good people of this forum will view me as one day Thanks again
                Praise Christ that our Sister Lycia saves another!

                Walk with Jesus Zoey.

                In Him
                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                • #38
                  Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

                  Here is some reading on chastity belts if it is of interest to you.

                  In fact there is much written here at LBC on the devices for young ladies and young men as well.
                  sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                  Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                  Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                  Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

                    Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
                    Here is some reading on chastity belts if it is of interest to you.

                    In fact there is much written here at LBC on the devices for young ladies and young men as well.
                    Thank you! I should have looked around more before asking silly questions!
                    Proverbs 31:30 "Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised."

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                    • #40
                      Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

                      Sister Lycia,

                      Not sure why or how I got this in my electronic mail. Can you help this poor thing? I have no idea what to do with this.

                      id like to stoop being a hooker but it is the oldest professsion in the world and serves many purposess. it doesnt really hurt anybody and is my onlyu sourrce of money. if i stop andd belieeve in Jesus how will I make any moneyy?

                      shelly
                      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                      • #41
                        Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

                        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                        Sister Lycia,

                        Not sure why or how I got this in my electronic mail. Can you help this poor thing? I have no idea what to do with this.
                        Oh gosh! I'll certainly see what I can do, Brother.

                        id like to stoop being a hooker but it is the oldest professsion in the world and serves many purposess. it doesnt really hurt anybody and is my onlyu sourrce of money. if i stop andd belieeve in Jesus how will I make any moneyy?

                        shelly
                        Dear Shelly,

                        First of all, let me say how much it warms my heart to see a fallen lady want to stop worshiping tallywhackers and start worshiping Jesus! However, since you have decided to spend your time studying male anatomy instead of studying the Bible there are a lot of misconceptions in your message that we will need to clear up.

                        To start, tempting men out of their money and their virtue is definitely NOT the oldest profession in the world. Men were plowing fields long before some harlot came up with the idea of seducing men into plowing them for money. In fact, the oldest profession in the world is either farming or shepherding (the Bible isn't exactly clear on this).

                        "And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground." Genesis 4:2

                        So please do not try to make the act of ensnaring men and leading them into death sound legitimate by passing it off as the oldest profession in the world. Us women don't get ideas very often, so after Eve had that one about eating the fruit, it probably took a couple of centuries before we had the idea to sell our bodies for money (These are actually two great examples of why we shouldn't be doing any thinking, I hope you're paying attention).

                        Which brings me to my next point. There is only one purpose to being a whore, and it is certainly NOT a purpose we women should be working towards, because it DOES hurt people. The only reason a woman would be a whore is if she isn't content with going to Hell by herself and wants to drag every man she's ever fornicated with there too. And don't think you're getting any pleasure out of it, unless you've become so confused that you think doing Satan's work and casting men down into the lake of fire is pleasurable.

                        "To deliver thee from the strange woman, even from the stranger which flattereth with her words; Which forsaketh the guide of her youth, and forgetteth the covenant of her God. For her house inclineth unto death, and her paths unto the dead. None that go unto her return again, neither take they hold of the paths of life."
                        Proverbs 2:16-18

                        "Let not thine heart decline to her ways, go not astray in her paths. For she hath cast down many wounded: yea, many strong men have been slain by her. Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death." Proverbs 7:25-27

                        "Whoso is simple, let him turn in hither: and as for him that wanteth understanding, she saith to him, Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant. But he knoweth not that the dead are there; and that her guests are in the depths of hell."
                        Proverbs 9:16-18

                        Now, I think you can understand exactly why you need to leave your deathstyle choice, let's get on to your concern about money. If you believe in Jesus, you will find everything you need will be provided for you!

                        "And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive." Matthew 21:22

                        Of course, since you are still a filthy unsaved slut, and I doubt Jesus will listen to your prayers, I have taken the liberty of listing out a few professions acceptable for unmarried women so you can have some money while you wait to find a husband.

                        "She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard." Proverbs 31:16

                        "She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night. She layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the distaff." Proverbs 31:18-19

                        "She maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delivereth girdles unto the merchant." Proverbs 31:24

                        "And found a certain Jew named Aquila, born in Pontus, lately come from Italy, with his wife Priscilla; (because that Claudius had commanded all Jews to depart from Rome: ) and came unto them. And because he was of the same craft, he abode with them, and wrought: for by their occupation they were tentmakers." Acts 18:2-3

                        "And a certain woman named Lydia, a seller of purple, of the city of Thyatira, which worshipped God, heard us: whose heart the Lord opened, that she attended unto the things which were spoken of Paul."
                        Acts 16:14

                        So, while you're waiting to get Saved© and finding yourself a husband, Shelly, you can either be a farmer, seamstress, tentmaker (not the kind of tentmaking you're thinking of, but the king where you make tents for people to sleep in) or a seller of purple. Any other choice of career may be sinful and it would be best to ask a pastor about that.

                        Now then Shelley, are you ready to drop to your knees and let Jesus enter you?

                        Your's in Christ,

                        Lycia
                        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                        An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                        Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                        My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                        Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                        An Open Question to All false christians.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

                          Harlot or not, but I will NEVER tan my skin brown to look like a nightclub-girl. Sun is bad for my sensitive skin.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

                            Originally posted by Jinnye View Post
                            Harlot or not, but I will NEVER tan my skin brown to look like a nightclub-girl. Sun is bad for my sensitive skin.
                            Your going to get nice and toasty in Hell.
                            Drama queen

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                            • #44
                              Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

                              Ok, I am not sure where to post this on your thread. But I am trying. It all started because I was raised Catholic; which I hated. And there is so much more...I hope this message reaches you...as you seem to have turned things around for yourself...

                              Please let me know if you get this. Thanks.... - Sunshine!

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                              • #45
                                Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

                                Originally posted by no sunshine for me.. View Post
                                Ok, I am not sure where to post this on your thread. But I am trying. It all started because I was raised Catholic; which I hated. And there is so much more...I hope this message reaches you...as you seem to have turned things around for yourself...

                                Please let me know if you get this. Thanks.... - Sunshine!
                                Thank you Ms. Sunshine. I've actually received another email from a catlick harlot wishing to repent and I am working on a response to her that I am sure would be helpful to you as well. Please be patient while I finish writing it up and post it here. In the meantime, why don't you work on your leg-crossing exercises and read the KJV Bible? I suggest starting with Proverbs 31, it has great advice for how a Godly woman should act!

                                Your's in Christ,

                                Lycia
                                "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                                An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                                Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                                My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                                Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                                An Open Question to All false christians.

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