Friends, seeing Toronto Mayor Rob Ford being stripped of his powers is more than just another a sign of the apocalypse! It is a de facto COUP of Canada's de facto PRESIDENT! Remember, every Canadian other than the eskimos live in Toronto, and their federal government has no real army, so that means pretty much all government in Canada is run by the mayor of Toronto.
THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN OVERTHROWN BY A COUP!
Of course, with comrade Obama in charge Operation Canadian Liberation is not a go (yet). But we will be there to bring freedom to Canada eventually. I call dibs on the water resources. And the oil. Also the waterfall and that antenna they keep going on about.
The allegations against Rob Ford are bogus!
1. Drunk driving is legal under Biblical Law. Go ahead pinkos, show me the part of the Bible that bans drunk driving.
2. Sexual harrassment is legal under Biblical Law, and any husband who didn't want his wife harrassed would not let her work outside the house anyway. Groping doesn't break a hymen, so there's no damage to the property.
3. Drunkenness is not by itself illegal under Biblical Law, only "drunken revelry" is. Rob Ford, and other "mean drunks" don't really enjoy themselves, so there's no sin.
4. He's not a crack-smoker. Yes, he admits he smokes crack, but everybody knows what a crack-smoker looks like, and it's not like this:
(He's also not a bicyclist).
Rob Ford is a conservative:
Ford Sr. had become a Member of the Ontario Legislature during the term of the Progressive Conservative (PC) government of Mike Harris. After Ford Sr.'s death, Rob has maintained political connections with the provincial PC party and the federal Conservative Party of Canada. A picture of former Ontario Premier Mike Harris with Ford's father adorns the mayor's office. Ford describes his father as his "political hero, my business hero, he's my hero overall." Ford has worked on the election campaigns of several PC candidates, including John Tory in a 2005 by-election. -wikipedia
Conservative Rob Ford, in his own words:
So there you have it:
1. Rob Ford is a conservative
2. Rob Ford has not done anything against Biblical Law
3. Rod Ford, the de facto head of state of Canada, has been overthrown. America has a "responsibility to protect" him.
GET READY FOR OPERATION CANADIAN FREEDOM! (again).
EDIT: UPDATE! WAR DECLARED!
“This, folks, reminds me of when — and I was watching with my brother — when Saddam attacked Kuwait. And President Bush said, ‘I warn you, I warn you, I warn you, do not.’ Well, folks, if you think American-style politics is nasty, you guys have just attacked Kuwait,” he continued. “Mark my words, friends, this is going to be outright war..." - Rob Ford
TAKE THAT PINKO!
THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN OVERTHROWN BY A COUP!
Of course, with comrade Obama in charge Operation Canadian Liberation is not a go (yet). But we will be there to bring freedom to Canada eventually. I call dibs on the water resources. And the oil. Also the waterfall and that antenna they keep going on about.
The allegations against Rob Ford are bogus!
1. Drunk driving is legal under Biblical Law. Go ahead pinkos, show me the part of the Bible that bans drunk driving.
2. Sexual harrassment is legal under Biblical Law, and any husband who didn't want his wife harrassed would not let her work outside the house anyway. Groping doesn't break a hymen, so there's no damage to the property.
3. Drunkenness is not by itself illegal under Biblical Law, only "drunken revelry" is. Rob Ford, and other "mean drunks" don't really enjoy themselves, so there's no sin.
4. He's not a crack-smoker. Yes, he admits he smokes crack, but everybody knows what a crack-smoker looks like, and it's not like this:
(He's also not a bicyclist).
Rob Ford is a conservative:
Ford Sr. had become a Member of the Ontario Legislature during the term of the Progressive Conservative (PC) government of Mike Harris. After Ford Sr.'s death, Rob has maintained political connections with the provincial PC party and the federal Conservative Party of Canada. A picture of former Ontario Premier Mike Harris with Ford's father adorns the mayor's office. Ford describes his father as his "political hero, my business hero, he's my hero overall." Ford has worked on the election campaigns of several PC candidates, including John Tory in a 2005 by-election. -wikipedia
Conservative Rob Ford, in his own words:
Originally posted by wikipedia
1. Rob Ford is a conservative
2. Rob Ford has not done anything against Biblical Law
3. Rod Ford, the de facto head of state of Canada, has been overthrown. America has a "responsibility to protect" him.
GET READY FOR OPERATION CANADIAN FREEDOM! (again).
EDIT: UPDATE! WAR DECLARED!
“This, folks, reminds me of when — and I was watching with my brother — when Saddam attacked Kuwait. And President Bush said, ‘I warn you, I warn you, I warn you, do not.’ Well, folks, if you think American-style politics is nasty, you guys have just attacked Kuwait,” he continued. “Mark my words, friends, this is going to be outright war..." - Rob Ford
TAKE THAT PINKO!
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