[hellion]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

Then you live in a country that is hated by Jesus. The Bible is clear on this point. Reject God's Holy Word, and you reject God. If you reject God, then you are doomed, friend.

Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. -- Proverbs 23:13-14

Beaten and abused children grow up to be like Hitler. Hitler was severely abused by his sadistic father. Look what he did. Have you ever read A Child Called 'It'? Dave Pelzer was beaten by his mother from age 5-12. He was almost killed. She didn't 'beat the Hell out of him'. She beat it into him. When he was about ten or so, he claimed that 'there was no god for him' and 'that god hated him'. He stated 'god must hate me. There's no other reason my life is this bad'. To this day, he claims to still doubt god because of what his mother did to him. Beating you child is wrong and immoral, and so is the bible.

[hellion]

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I have. Ladies, avert thine eyes from the perversions within this link! This is the tip of the iceberg:



I have tried oh-so-hard to witness to Clown. We've met several times as I've worked tirelessly to bring him to Jesus, but each time I think he's close, something breaks our concentration.

Not being a quitter, I have another session scheduled with Clown this coming weekend. Rather than behind the bus stop, I'm taking him to a private Conversion Chamber where we can be free from distractions. I can only pray that this time, our glorious goal will come to fruition!

Not that Clown! My Clown. My Clown is evil, sadistic, and masochistic. I love him! In a friend way.

[Brother Temperance]

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Beaten and abused children grow up to be like Hitler. Hitler was severely abused by his sadistic father. Look what he did.

So the social and economic conditions of Weimar Germany had nothing to do with Hitler's rise to power, did they? Look here, the Jews were Jewing the Germans, the Germans needed someone to get the Jews to quit Jewing them, and Hitler happened to be in the right place in the right time. That's all there is to it.

Have you ever read A Child Called 'It'? Dave Pelzer was beaten by his mother from age 5-12. He was almost killed. She didn't 'beat the Hell out of him'. She beat it into him. When he was about ten or so, he claimed that 'there was no god for him' and 'that god hated him'. He stated 'god must hate me. There's no other reason my life is this bad'. To this day, he claims to still doubt god because of what his mother did to him. Beating you child is wrong and immoral, and so is the bible.

So? He's probably right. God hated this whiny little sissy kid, so He told Mrs. Pelzer to try and beat some sense into him. Yet more proof of God's existence.

Not that Clown! My Clown. My Clown is evil, sadistic, and masochistic.

And how does that differentiate it from the evil S&M clown that Brother OYK has been investigating? It sounds like you and Ouchy have a lot of explaining to do.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Beaten and abused children grow up to be like Hitler. Hitler was severely abused by his sadistic father. Look what he did.

Right before Hitler shot himself in the bunker Hitler repented of his depravity, accepted Jesus Christ as his savior and his sins were forgiven. Hitler now sits at Christ's right hand in Heaven, unlike the Jews Hitler unjustly murdered. I think there is a very good lesson to be learned there.

[tommy]

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Right before Hitler shot himself in the bunker Hitler repented of his depravity, accepted Jesus Christ as his savior and his sins were forgiven. Hitler now sits at Christ's right hand in Heaven, unlike the Jews Hitler unjustly murdered. I think there is a very good lesson to be learned there.

Hitler hated Christianity, he hated America, I presume he never tithed to Landover...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hitler hated Christianity, he hated America, I presume he never tithed to Landover...

Hitler was a filthy mary-worshiper right up until he accepted Jesus and was Saved, just before he took a bullet for Jesus. It is a well-known fact that the antichrist pope of rome aided and abetted the nazis throughout the war. If Truman hadn't been such a homer we'd have continued on after the nazis and japs were defeated and squashed moscow and rome too.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Hitler hated Christianity, he hated America, I presume he never tithed to Landover...

As Pastor Zeke said; Hitler's sins were forgiven. Now if a horrible wretch like Hitler can find Christ's love then how hard is it for the rest of us? Yes the joyful news is even Hellion, Rachael Van Hellsing and Lilith can be saved! If they would only ask for Jesus' help they too can sit by Christ's right hand in Heaven and watch the Jews Hitler killed in the Holocaust be tortured forever in Hell for rejecting Christ! PRAISE

[hellion]

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So the social and economic conditions of Weimar Germany had nothing to do with Hitler's rise to power, did they? Look here, the Jews were Jewing the Germans, the Germans needed someone to get the Jews to quit Jewing them, and Hitler happened to be in the right place in the right time. That's all there is to it.

Whatever! The Jews never did anything to the German people. Nor did the Germans citizens ever know about the Holocaust (except for the Nazis).

So? He's probably right. God hated this whiny little sissy kid, so He told Mrs. Pelzer to try and beat some sense into him. Yet more proof of God's existence.

He loved god until his mom started beating him. He started doubting god when his mom did beat him. And he was 6! How is a 6 year old going to stand up to his sadistic mother?

And how does that differentiate it from the evil S&M clown that Brother OYK has been investigating? It sounds like you and Ouchy have a lot of explaining to do.

Well, my Clown is a completely different person who only has sex with his wife. Where, apparently, this 'Clown' is some kind of BDSM prostitute, or something.

[Brother Temperance]

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Whatever! The Jews never did anything to the German people.
You're not a historian or an economist, are you? It shows.
Nor did the Germans citizens ever know about the Holocaust (except for the Nazis).
Yeah, everyone else in Germany thought the Jews were popular. They didn't notice the disappearance of several millions of their fellow citizens at all.
He loved god until his mom started beating him. He started doubting god when his mom did beat him. And he was 6! How is a 6 year old going to stand up to his sadistic mother?
If he was a real man, he'd have learnt how to give women orders by then. Have you never read the Book of Job? Has it ever occurred to you that maybe GOD was testing him? And he failed, miserably?

[hellion]

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Whatever! The Jews never did anything to the German people.
You're not a historian or an economist, are you? It shows.
Nor did the Germans citizens ever know about the Holocaust (except for the Nazis).
Yeah, everyone else in Germany thought the Jews were popular. They didn't notice the disappearance of several millions of their fellow citizens at all.
They obviously knew Jews were disappearing, but they didn't know where they went or what Hitler was doing to them...
He loved god until his mom started beating him. He started doubting god when his mom did beat him. And he was 6! How is a 6 year old going to stand up to his sadistic mother?
If he was a real man, he'd have learnt how to give women orders by then. Have you never read the Book of Job? Has it ever occurred to you that maybe GOD was testing him? And he failed, miserably?

He was 6 YEARS OLD!!! How, in thee Hell, is a 6 year old going to stand up to a full grown adult? At that, a full grown adult who was much bigger than him, usually had a weapon to abuse him with, and who could easily kill him at any moment.

[Brother Temperance]

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They obviously knew Jews were disappearing, but they didn't know where they went or what Hitler was doing to them...

Hahahahahahaha! So what, you're asking us to believe that the Germans all thought the Jews had blown away in a strong wind? That they all coincidentally decided to go on holiday at the same time? The entire population of Germany just happened to vote for an openly anti-semitic party that promised to have "the final solution to the Jewish problem" just because they liked Hitler's mustache? Grow up.

He was 6 YEARS OLD!!! How, in thee Hell, is a 6 year old going to stand up to a full grown adult? At that, a full grown adult who was much bigger than him, usually had a weapon to abuse him with, and who could easily kill him at any moment.

Silly woman! Through Christ, all things are possible!
Matthew 17:20 And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.
This little sissy obviously didn't know the first thing about Christ! He didn't even have the faith of a mustard seed! A True Christian™ would trust in GOD in this situation!
Psalm 18:1 I will love thee, O LORD, my strength.

2 The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer; my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation, and my high tower. 3 I will call upon the LORD, who is worthy to be praised: so shall I be saved from mine enemies.

If this little fag didn't call on the LORD to be saved, he has no-one to blame but himself.

[hellion]

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Silly woman! Through Christ, all things are possible!
Matthew 17:20 And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.
This little sissy obviously didn't know the first thing about Christ! He didn't even have the faith of a mustard seed! A True Christian™ would trust in GOD in this situation!
Psalm 18:1 I will love thee, O LORD, my strength.

2 The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer; my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation, and my high tower. 3 I will call upon the LORD, who is worthy to be praised: so shall I be saved from mine enemies.

If this little fag didn't call on the LORD to be saved, he has no-one to blame but himself.

He did call on the lord. And the lord screwed him over. He prayed to god for years, asking to be saved from his mother. It wasn't until he was 10 or so, when he started despising god.

[Brother Temperance]

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He did call on the lord. And the lord screwed him over. He prayed to god for years, asking to be saved from his mother. It wasn't until he was 10 or so, when he started despising god.

Did the Israelites abandon God after 40 years in the desert? No! Then what excuse, other than impatience, lack of faith, and general queerness, could this little hippy possibly have for giving up on God a mere 10 years into his test of faith?

[hellion]

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Did the Israelites abandon God after 40 years in the desert? No! Then what excuse, other than impatience, lack of faith, and general queerness, could this little hippy possibly have for giving up on God a mere 10 years into his test of faith?

Maybe the fact that his mother beat the living piss out of him, broke his arm, locked him in a room with ammonia and chloride, and starved him for ten days. Not to mention stabbed him in the stomach with a knife, nearly killing him. The Isrealites were escaping abuse. I bet he would've lived 40 years in a desert to escape his sadistic mother. And I doubt that story was non-fictional. And if it was. It was probably exhaggerated to great extent.

[Brother Temperance]

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Maybe the fact that his mother beat the living piss out of him, broke his arm, locked him in a room with ammonia and chloride, and starved him for ten days. Not to mention stabbed him in the stomach with a knife, nearly killing him. The Isrealites were escaping abuse. I bet he would've lived 40 years in a desert to escape his sadistic mother. And I doubt that story was non-fictional. And if it was. It was probably exhaggerated to great extent.

Read the Book of Job, you backwards child! It is perfectly obvious that the LORD so loved this child that He sent the whinging little sissy a test of faith, as an opportunity to prove how much he (the Pelzer fag, not God) trusted in Him (God, not the Pelzer fag.) And he failed, miserably. What is so difficult to understand about that?