[hellion]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

Bring it on. We stomp gimpy pimps all day long.

Gimpy pimp? Have you ever met Clown? I'm not even gonna tell ya.

Frankly, I don't believe you actually do half the stuff you say you do anyway. So I'm not really worried about it. Also, the two girls in the picture are two different people whereas Remy said it was the same girl. One can't help but to be a bit skeptical.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

Gimpy pimp? Have you ever met Clown? I'm not even gonna tell ya.

Clowns is clowns.

Frankly, I don't believe you actually do half the stuff you say you do anyway. So I'm not really worried about it. Also, the two girls in the picture are two different people whereas Remy said it was the same girl. One can't help but to be a bit skeptical.

They all look alike.

[tommy]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

Spanking anyone is wrong, bad and can cause mental problems to both, the spanker and the spanked. In my country even children-spanking is prohibited.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

Spanking anyone is wrong, bad and can cause mental problems to both, the spanker and the spanked. In my country even children-spanking is prohibited.

Then you live in a country that is hated by Jesus. The Bible is clear on this point. Reject God's Holy Word, and you reject God. If you reject God, then you are doomed, friend.

Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. -- Proverbs 23:13-14

[tommy]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

Then you live in a country that is hated by Jesus. The Bible is clear on this point. Reject God's Holy Word, and you reject God. If you reject God, then you are doomed, friend.

Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. -- Proverbs 23:13-14

The law was submitted by the liberal government less than two years ago. All parties voted for it, the left and the right, so it's very unlikely to be changed or. amended.

My parents never spanked me, and look how sane and normal I am.

But we are a Christian nation. The nation consists of catholic majority, some other Christian churches and to many Muslim immigrants.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

The law was submitted by the liberal government less than two years ago. All parties voted for it, the left and the right, so it's very unlikely to be changed or. amended.

My parents never spanked me, and look how sane and normal I am.

But we are a Christian nation. The nation consists of catholic majority, some other Christian churches and to many Muslim immigrants.

As has been already pointed out to you, catlickers are not Christians. They are a cult of ring-kissing, child molesting, skirt-wearing antichrists. Its not too late for you to escape before Jesus sends a tidal wave or hurricane to destroy Godless Canada.

Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this screen NOW and we'll get our jew lawyers on it.

[tommy]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

As has been already pointed out to you, catlickers are not Christians. They are a cult of ring-kissing, child molesting, skirt-wearing antichrists. Its not too late for you to escape before Jesus sends a tidal wave or hurricane to destroy Godless Canada.

Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this screen NOW and we'll get our jew lawyers on it.

Wow, I live far far away from Canada.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

Wow, I live far far away from Canada.

The trouble is, you live far, far away from Jesus too.

Does eternal damnation actually sound attractive? When Jesus returns to smite satan once and for all, you won't be so smart-mouthed and clever.

“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” (Jeremiah 25:33).

[tommy]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

The trouble is, you live far, far away from Jesus too.

Does eternal damnation actually sound attractive? When Jesus returns to smite satan once and for all, you won't be so smart-mouthed and clever.

“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” (Jeremiah 25:33).

Eternal damnation doesn't sound pleasant at all. Considering all the tales I heard on this forum, especially the ones about Satan anally raping Hell-dwellers... Perhaps I should accept Jesus afterall.

Now, how do I do that?

I am very very untrusty to the internet paying methods. I had a bad experience with Amazon once and I'm not planning to make the same mistake again. Is there a way of tithing that bypasses the godly pay-pal (papal ) button?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

You could attend a Landover service, but as I understand it, the waiting list is years long and there is no guarantee you will live that long. The paypal button is guaranteed by GOD HIMSELF, so there is nothing to worry about. What I want to know is why you were sending money to women who like to kill their men after mating? If that isn't entirely against the Natural Way of Things™, I don't know what is!

Our super-supervised jew accountants are standing by, awaiting your tithe.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

Also, the two girls in the picture are two different people whereas Remy said it was the same girl. One can't help but to be a bit skeptical.

They are one and the same, sinner.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

Eternal damnation doesn't sound pleasant at all. Considering all the tales I heard on this forum, especially the ones about Satan anally raping Hell-dwellers... Perhaps I should accept Jesus afterall.

Now, how do I do that?

I am very very untrusty to the internet paying methods. I had a bad experience with Amazon once and I'm not planning to make the same mistake again. Is there a way of tithing that bypasses the godly pay-pal (papal ) button?

Of course there is Brother! Just put a box of solid gold coins together......about three or four pounds...and mail them to me. I will take them right in and put them in the safe.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

Spanking anyone is wrong, bad and can cause mental problems to both, the spanker and the spanked. In my country even children-spanking is prohibited.

I was raised with corporal punishments.
Belt whippings made me obedient and loving of my parents.

Which reminds me, I ought to look them up some time

and maybe give a ring.
Or not.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

Gimpy pimp? Have you ever met Clown? I'm not even gonna tell ya.

I have. Ladies, avert thine eyes from the perversions within this link! This is the tip of the iceberg:



I have tried oh-so-hard to witness to Clown. We've met several times as I've worked tirelessly to bring him to Jesus, but each time I think he's close, something breaks our concentration.

Not being a quitter, I have another session scheduled with Clown this coming weekend. Rather than behind the bus stop, I'm taking him to a private Conversion Chamber where we can be free from distractions. I can only pray that this time, our glorious goal will come to fruition!

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Do you spank your wife?



Now, I really doubt your taste.

I'm starting a new thread, "unlikely to be saved"

This is not good. Give up on the fat, licensious bisexed clown creep?