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  • CAPTION CONTEST #2!

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    Preparations are underway for the inevitable moment that Obama outsources White House Interns to China.
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      "Hey Tanaka, do you ever wish we Japanese people weren't so weird?"
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      Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

      Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          How they extract the life-force that will let Joan Rivers live another day.
          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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            They all should have flossed more!

            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              Re: CAPTION CONTEST #2!

              Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
              By Tetsuya Ishida:

              Lunchtime at Catholic school better instructs young men on how to be good alter boys.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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