[Star Finder]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Oh so that's how its gonna be heh??

first you lure me on with your comely visage and cooing words only to turn on me like a she-wolf?!

hmm ok I can get with that program. I would do anything to be with a lusty lass such as yourself..

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

I would do anything to be with a lusty lass such as yourself..

Disgusting. I hate to say this, but perhaps you need neutering? I can't imagine you'd make a very pretty shemale, but seeing as you're going to Hell anyway, having yourself knackered would only be one more sin in a long list of many.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Disgusting. I hate to say this, but perhaps you need neutering? I can't imagine you'd make a very pretty shemale, but seeing as you're going to Hell anyway, having yourself knackered would only be one more sin in a long list of many.

Mrs. R, you needn't worry yourself about this one. You see young master Star Finder had his *extremities burned off some time ago in a futile attempt to blast off in a home made rocket ship (fashioned out of garbage cans as I recall), so that he could "meet God." I'm sure he'd love to recount the story, assuming he remembers it. Rocks in the head, you know.



*All of his extremities.

[Star Finder]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Oh great you HAD to bring that up again...

and that's why I will never be able to join your club...

[PandaClaws]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Praise Jesus all of our Ladies here at Landover are 100% Not Gay, Not Trans, Heterosexural full-bloodied women.
There are no "surprises" waiting for our Men.

Yeah just like there are no gay people in Iran.

[Mrs. Holland-Stuart]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

This is so shocking. My God save me from these shemales. My fellow women friends may have a PENIS!!

[Talitha]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

This is so shocking. My God save me from these shemales. My fellow women friends may have a PENIS!!

Not if they are True Christian™.
We do not allow such Hellbound freaks into our friendly Community.
Anyone choosing such a lifestyle needs a Pastor to Minister them, and at the very least a Psychiatrist who still believes in the good old fashioned Electroconvulsive Therapy.
Cures 'em every time.

Praise Jesus.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Yeah just like there are no gay people in Iran.

Actually, there aren't any. They kill them all. It's actually quite sad that a moon-worshipping suicide-bombing country like Iran is actually more in tune with Deuteronomy than our own USA. I think, despite their pagan savageness, the Iranians understand the proper solution to homosexuality and I do respect them for that.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Thank you very much for that, Pastor Osborne, but we have had new indications recently that there is in fact a sizable homo contingent in the Mudslime terrorist organizations, (note the recent homo inspired recto-bombs) and for some reason, the Iranians are not executing those preverts. I fear the situation will become increasing complex, and I will redouble my prayers for guidance. These rapidly developing threats from the Islamo-fascists merit extraordinary measures!

[Larry Lee]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Actually, there aren't any. They kill them all. It's actually quite sad

Actually, there's something else that's quite sad, and it's been heavy on my mind.

I'm a little afraid that a transman is going to swop down -- with his tattoos and dangly cigar -- and steal away BTB, SUV, Talitha or even Petal from us. It could happen.

The transman menace represents a major threat to True Christianity™ and to heterosexuality, and it's as great a peril upon us as is the plague of she-males, which have become ever-more strident in their demands to not be beaten down with baseball bats by the members of our creative worship team.

Here's a picture of what a typical transman (ie, "Buck Angel") looks like. Coach our ushers to be on the lookout for anyone who places a "Visitors" card in the Sunday morning offertory but looks like this. No good can come from having a transman in our midst.

[Talitha]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Actually, there's something else that's quite sad, and it's been heavy on my mind.

I'm a little afraid that a transman is going to swop down -- with his tattoos and dangly cigar -- and steal away BTB, SUV, Talitha or even Petal from us. It could happen.

I just barfed up into my mouth a little just then
I shall start reporting to Security any male I see with Tattoos. You can never be too careful.

[Kelly007]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

I believe in Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior, I am also part of the Transgendered community. I will try to respond to any questions you may have.

Kelly

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

I believe in Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior, I am also part of the Transgendered community. I will try to respond to any questions you may have.

Kelly

Go peddle your perversions elsewhere, sodomite! This is a Christian forum! And don't give us this nonsense about you being a Christian! That's blasphemy!! There is no such thing as a queer Christian!!

Get thee hence!!

[Kelly007]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Well I must say it took less then 40 seconds to draw a penalty here.

Dear Kelly007,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum
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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

[Kelly007]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Feel free to ban me from this forum if you wish.

I thought only God know the hearts of man ? You now pass judgement ?

Go peddle your perversions elsewhere, sodomite! This is a Christian forum! And don't give us this nonsense about you being a Christian! That's blasphemy!! There is no such thing as a queer Christian!!

Get thee hence!!