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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

    Originally posted by I'mforgivin View Post
    These verses are telling us to not be like them. We are supposed to be different than them .and I totally agree with this. But what's the point of walking around with a hate filled heart all the time spreading the word . Why don't you read your New Testament a bit more eh? When Jesus went around ministering and healing, you actually think he did so with a hateful spirit? I think some other people on here are skipping out parts of the bible
    Who said our hearts are filled with hate?

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

      Originally posted by I'mforgivin View Post
      These verses are telling us to not be like them. We are supposed to be different than them .and I totally agree with this. But what's the point of walking around with a hate filled heart all the time spreading the word . Why don't you read your New Testament a bit more eh? When Jesus went around ministering and healing, you actually think he did so with a hateful spirit? I think some other people on here are skipping out parts of the bible
      So you are saying the OT is wrong and the NT is pure love? What part of the NT says the OT is to be thrown out?

      Do you throw out the Flood, Adam and Eve as well?

      What kind of Christian are you?

      God bless.
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

        Originally posted by I'mforgivin View Post
        Why don't you read your New Testament a bit more eh?
        We did, you clearly didn't.

        New testament:
        • We have to follow 100% of God's laws. (James 2:10)
        • Those who don't believe, go to Hell. No exceptions. No mercy. (Mark 16:16, Revelation 21:8, John 15:6, John 14:6)
        • Saying bad things about the Holy Ghost is not allowed and will never be forgiven. (Matthew 12:32, Mark 3:29)
        • Almost everyone will go to Hell. (Matthew 7:13-14)
        • We are allowed to judge. (John 7:24)
        • God hates sinners. (Matthew 13:41-42)
        • It's better to cut off our body parts than to sin. (Matthew 5:29-30, Mark 9:43-48)
        • Jesus is not all about peace. (Matthew 10:34-37, Luke 14:26)

        Now PLEASE stop spreading LIES about the Holy Bible and start reading it so you know what you are talking about next time.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

          I don't understand why, after my firm warnings on the matter, people still play soccer!
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            I don't understand why, after my firm warnings on the matter, people still play soccer!

            WHAT.

            Is soccer satan's door to our world?

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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              I don't understand why, after my firm warnings on the matter, people still play soccer!
              Because soccer is a perfectly good sport, the same could be said about why you still continue to abide by an ancient book that some idiot probably wrote as a science fiction book, but people didn't know any better and needed a stupid explanation for the creation of the universe so decided to beleive it. There IS so much evidence that suggests that the universe wasn't infact created by your so called "God".
              There is nothing wrong with being homosexual, and even so, soccer doesn't make people homosexual, I bet you get out of bed every morning like: "Hmmm.... What can I say God hates today."
              Soccer requires a lot of stamina, speed and agility, a game goes for 90 minutes in total and there is only 3 substitutions, If you can run around for that long, I will personally give you $1.

              "Most soccer training and soccer matches are on Sundays! Satan deliberately designed soccer this way to doom as much people as possible to Hell by preventing them from going to Church!"

              I honestly don't know what to say about that, Satan did NOT design soccer, let alone exist. Soccer is actually a better thing to do on Sundays than sit in a church and listen to a pedophile priest ramble on about his imaginary friends: God, Jesus and Moses.

              Oh yeah, and why do you say that "God" hates soccer because France is successful at it, What have you got against France?

              I love soccer, not men, I'm not lazy and I don't want to go to church on Sundays to hear about all of the bullshit in the bible (please excuse my French hehe).

              Your argument is now officially invalid, now get back to piffleing your sister you redneck arsehole!
              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                Soccer a good sport? It is UN-AMERICAN and Godly Ann Coulter sums it up beautifully.

                If more "Americans" are watching soccer today, it's only because of the demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy's 1965 immigration law. I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time
                Read it and weep.
                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                  Originally posted by IH4TEGOD View Post
                  Soccer requires a lot of stamina, speed and agility, a game goes for 90 minutes in total and there is only 3 substitutions, If you can run around for that long, I will personally give you $1.
                  Soccer players aren't running for the full 45 minutes of a round. They are mostly walking or standing still and they are only running for short periods of time when it's relevant to the game. It's a well known fact that during an entire game attackers walk about 4 miles, midfielders 6 miles, defenders 3 miles and the goalkeeper less than 1 mile. Even a child can walk those distances in that time. Don't let the fact that soccer players fall down as if they are shot every time an opponent even points at them give you the false impression that soccer is hard. It's not. I walk a lot more than 6 miles each and every day when I am hunting for my dinner and I have done so for over 70 years now (I am 77 years old).

                  You can donate the 1 Dollar you just lost to the Baptist Church closest to where you live.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                    Originally posted by IH4TEGOD View Post
                    Soccer requires a lot of stamina, speed and agility, a game goes for 90 minutes in total and there is only 3 substitutions, If you can run around for that long, I will personally give you $1.
                    Soccer players aren't running for the full 45 minutes of a round. They are mostly walking or standing still and they are only running for short periods of time when it's relevant to the game. It's a well known fact that during an entire game attackers walk about 4 miles, midfielders 6 miles, defenders 3 miles and the goalkeeper less than 1 mile. Even a child can walk those distances in that time. Don't let the fact that soccer players fall down as if they are shot every time an opponent even points at them give you the false impression that soccer is hard. It's not. I walk a lot more than 6 miles each and every day when I am hunting for my dinner and I have done so for over 70 years now (I am 77 years old).

                    You can donate the 1 Dollar you just lost to the Baptist Church closest to where you live.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                      Indeed Brother Cranky. Most energy is spent in discussing what type of Gucci bag they just bought and which shoulder tastes the nicest to bite in.

                      Any "sports" where Belgium (the hoax goes deep indeed) can be the favorite against the USA is not worth a damn.
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        Soccer players aren't running for the full 45 minutes of a round. They are mostly walking or standing still and they are only running for short periods of time when it's relevant to the game. It's a well known fact that during an entire game attackers walk about 4 miles, midfielders 6 miles, defenders 3 miles and the goalkeeper less than 1 mile. Even a child can walk those distances in that time. Don't let the fact that soccer players fall down as if they are shot every time an opponent even points at them give you the false impression that soccer is hard. It's not. I walk a lot more than 6 miles each and every day when I am hunting for my dinner and I have done so for over 70 years now (I am 77 years old).

                        You can donate the 1 Dollar you just lost to the Baptist Church closest to where you live.
                        I'm not donating any money to your stupid cause.
                        I payed soccer for a full season last year, I had to drink 3 bottles of Gatorade a game to keep myself energised and hydrated so I could continue running, your false impression that soccer is not a physical sport is ridiculous, perhaps watch a FULL game from the 2014 FIFA World Cup before you judge the sport.

                        Sincerely,
                        your Atheist friend that loves soccer.
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                          Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                          Soccer a good sport? It is UN-AMERICAN and Godly Ann Coulter sums it up beautifully.



                          Read it and weep.
                          Americans are dickheads, get some gun laws b*tch.
                          And FYI, it is a known fact that Americans (especially baptists) are 100% Stupider that the rest of he worlds population.
                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                            Originally posted by IH4TEGOD View Post
                            Americans are dickheads, get some gun laws b*tch.
                            And FYI, it is a known fact that Americans (especially baptists) are 100% Stupider that the rest of he worlds population.
                            If you're trying to sound like you're 11 years old, good job.

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              If you're trying to sound like you're 11 years old, good job.
                              I'm actually 15 idiot
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                                Originally posted by IH4TEGOD View Post
                                I'm actually 15...
                                Did I say differently?

                                ... idiot
                                And so friendly and polite, too.

                                I'm sure your mother tried.

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