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Angry EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL! - 07-11-2014, 05:25 AM

When LORD GOD created this Earth, he saw that it was GOOD (Genesis 1:31)! This was the initial condition but, alas, we know very well that it did not last. Womankind SINNED grievously, took mankind down to the cesspits of corruption and smothered also other Creation with her filth.

On day five God Brought Forth moving creatures in abundance, such as great whales and other fish after their kind (Genesis 1:20-21). Also these creations were initially good (Genesis 1:31). But all Creation was corrupted due to the woman's misdemeanors (Romans 8:22). Because of all this we must be weary of God's lesser Creatures. They also can be corrupted and tools for SATAN in his vile plan to take over the World before the End of Times (Revelation 20:7). These vile unclean animals are vermin (1) that are loathsome (Leviticus 11:29-1-45) and it's OK to eradicate them. It's OK to subdue them (Genesis 1: 28). This list includes rats, snakes, locusts, creeping things, pigeons, prairie dogs, etc.

Based on my recent research project, I conclude that this list must be supplemented with dolphins. This might be obvious to any clear-minded True Christian™ as these members of the fish kind (2) are slimy, have fake laughs and provide entertainment with insufficiently clothed young women and men to lure innocent young mind inconspicously into thoughts of fornication. However, many people actually find these scaly things charming, due to which the following presentation has been prepared.


Do NOT get the false smile of this fish to betray you (Mark 13:22)!


1. Dolphins are sodomites

Unfortunate but true, dolphins are known to engage in masturbation. Masturbation is sex with oneself, and oneself is always of the same sex as one also is, thus, sex with oneself is one of the homersex kinds. The Interwebs have ample evidence that this takes place with the culprit showing a devious smile on its animal "face". The disgusting video can be found HERE, but I dare not show it in full on the post as Ladies, young children and impressionable your wannabe homers might see it. For, this, dolphins should be ERADICATED.


A disgusting image, a dolphin
engaged in self-abuse (Genesis 38:9)!

Furthermore, dolphins engage in sexual acts with members of other species. In the above link the animal has sex with a member of another fish kind. Interspecies sex = bestiality = capital offence (Leviticus 18:23)! And as dolphins are NOT accountable with regard to secular law, we can punish them by the Good Book with the appropriate punishment. Death (Exodus 22:19; footnote 3). And to make things worse, dolphins are rapists that have several times forcibly taken men's (human male members) virginity, innocence and hope for salvation (and this, of course, took place near the Gayman Islands). Let alone for this they deserve EXTERMINATION.

In fact, also GREAT WORLD LEADERS have been subjected to the dolphin RAPE. The dophins are this case cooperating with cat licks, which is no surprise! There is convincing evidence that a Godly man, Vladimir Putin, was actually raped by a male dolphin after some mind control (5)! Fortunately, in his case, the experience must have led to Putin's verified acceptance of JESUS and the current Godly Russian legislation with healthy attitudes on abominable homers! This tells us that dolphins must all be ELIMINATED!


Mr. Putin in Shock after the dolphin incident (Daniel 2:31)!

And things get STILL worse. Dolphins also LOVE necrophilia. Sex with DEAD BODIES. Again, the example above shows a dolphin male member having intercourse with a DEAD fish, a beheaded fish. There you have it. Bestiality, sodomy, masturbation, interspecies sex, rape, lower colonic rape. How are we supposed to have a man marry his rapist if and when the rapist is a dolphin. It does not work out! Homermarriage is satanic (Lev. 18:22, Deut. 20:13, 1 Kings 14:24, Rom. 1:25-28, 1 Cor. 6:9, 1 Tim. 1:9-10,). In addition, you cannot marry soulless fish! The only way is to commit suicide, a grievous sin and whatever you do, you end up in HELL. Dolphins cause innocent men to end up in HELL all the time due to their loose homersex practices. Alone this tells us that they must be made EXTINCT!


2. Dolphins are bad influence

Kids loooooove dolphins and think they are cute and loverly. This has led to campaigns where the dolphin fad is utilized, sometimes with a good purpose but disastrous results. Let's look at an example! A formerly Godly man, Paul Horner, launched a nice campaign to help children and adults get rid of the initially sweet but ultimately evil, abominable and vomit-triggering practice of self-abuse, of masturbation (4). He had a brilliant idea of introducing Fappy, the anti-masturbation dolphin. Needless to say, the subliminal effects of pretending to be a dolphin were too much even for a Christian mindset and the poor man, Paul Homer, succumbed to public exhibitionism and masturbation. A sad tale that could have been avoided if we had realized in time that ALL dolphins must be EXPUNGED!


Fappy the dolphin, a Godly endeavor that turned homer (Romans 1:27)!

Dolphins are also presented as playful fun sideshows in water parks and other locations where children gather to have fun. In some places, they are even permitted to feed or touch these slimy fish. True Christians™! Do NOT expose your families to these atrocities!


3. People are already being persecuted

Satan has turned public opinion against the utilization of God's resources He Created for our benefit. Fishing industries in Japan and Norway are suffering because false Christian homers and vegetarians are trying to prevent dolphin catchers from practicing their trade! These massive efforts by concerned citizens to help us get rid of the dolphin vermin are being undermined in a most atrocious manner as we speak! In addition, many tuna fishers are being ostracized for taking in dolphins as collateral damage. Instead, this should be promoted and subsidized further. Let's pray for these brave fishermen who are helping us to have dolphins ERASED!

Previous studies have also shown that, similar to other fish, dolphins show very little adaptive capacity. Some secular scientists claim that they are mammals and actually related to cows. Such preposterous lies cannot be taken seriously by any intelligent True Christians™ . Still, Satan's minions, the naturalistic scholars, continue propagating this claim (6). Alone for this travesty, dolphins must all be shown the EXIT!


A disgusting image of a young boy being seduced (1 John 2:26)!

CONCLUSIONS

Dolphins may have been created GOOD but they have long been used as a tool of SATAN to rape innocent Godly men and boychildren, promoting masturbation, corrupting world leaders and for the persecution of honest professionals.

They are rats, vermin, fleas, bed bugs, killer ants. A plague brought upon us due to the original sin of the harlot first woman in Eden. God's will is to KILL THEM ALL. We must do as God tells us (Isaiah 66:17).




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

FOOTNOTES

1. See also Conservapedia for their excellent treatise on vermin .
2. Baraminology is a brach of Creation Science that attempt to determine the originally Created kinds that went into the Ark during the Flood. Of course, dolphins and other fish never had to go into the Ark as they dwelled in the waters during that time. Many Ark kinds have been reliably assessed (Jean Lightner:Mammalian Ark Kinds, Answers Research Journal, Oct 31 2012). Of course, as noted also by Lightner, fish kinds remain to be determined.
3. We have to remember here that from the viewpoint of a dolphin, a human is of another species and, thus, bestiality covers the situation very well. Of course, the human victim is also subjected to God's WRATH for having sex with a beast.
4. We almost had to change our family name a few years ago when my younger boys Mark and Luke embraced fully the sinful potential of their tallywhacker. They actually called Luke "Master Bates" at school. Mercury salve and my rod eventually helped him overcome the habit. Now he's the cleanest and tidiest boy imaginable, he washes his own clothes and bed linen two-three times a week and empties his on dustbin (never recycles paper as that would be an abomination).
5. See, for instance, between 7:00 and 8:00. This is very powerful personal testimony by a woman persecuted by cat licks.
6. Read Genesis 1 for God's sake and you'll see how absurd this claim is!


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Here a dolphin seduces and mates with a woman. Disgusting, sinful creatures. Should be put to death, all of them.
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Here a dolphin seduces and mates with a woman. Disgusting, sinful creatures. Should be put to death, all of them.
The expression of vile fornicatory bliss on the woman's face is ghastly and revolting. Dear God, this is WORSE than I actually thought!

Acts 15:20 But that we write unto them, that they abstain from pollutions of idols, and from fornication, and from things strangled, and from blood.


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With dolphins it's all about the sexwork. How to seduce your victim and dominate them.

I kind of wonder how easy it is going to be to exterminate all of these dolphins. They life in the ocean, right? How are you going to find them all? They could just keep reproducing under water.


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This woman tells a harrowing tale of a sexually rapacious dolphin and of how she used to perform sex acts on this beast.



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A most learned and scholarly post Brother White, and complete with footnotes as well.

As noted in Genesis (Genesis 1: 28) we have the duty to subdue them, along with other vermin as you noted (rats, snakes, locusts, creeping things, pigeons, prairie dogs, etc.) - and it is of worthy note that God has seen fit to occasionally utilize these vermin as punishment (Deuteronomy 28:42). In some places of the world humans have taken to eating some of these vermin, and indeed some are considered a delicacy. I was saddened to learn that mahi-mahi is not dolphin, and that while some countries have taken to eating dolphin I'm told that it is heavily laden with mercury (another sign from God).

In terms of eradicating dolphin from the earth, I would personally like to give some priority to the vermin mosquito (which the liberals have saved by banning DDT).


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With dolphins it's all about the sexwork. How to seduce your victim and dominate them.

I kind of wonder how easy it is going to be to exterminate all of these dolphins. They life in the ocean, right? How are you going to find them all? They could just keep reproducing under water.
I think God does have plans laid out for these hideous sleazeballs!


Revelation 21:1And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.





No more sea - no more these repugnant underwater ogres!


In the meantime, GOP could perhaps arrange some nice oil spills off the Gulf Coast to decimate at least the LOCAL population of these odious seafood items?




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A most learned and scholarly post Brother White, and complete with footnotes as well.

As noted in Genesis (Genesis 1: 28) we have the duty to subdue them, along with other vermin as you noted (rats, snakes, locusts, creeping things, pigeons, prairie dogs, etc.) - and it is of worthy note that God has seen fit to occasionally utilize these vermin as punishment (Deuteronomy 28:42). In some places of the world humans have taken to eating some of these vermin, and indeed some are considered a delicacy. I was saddened to learn that mahi-mahi is not dolphin, and that while some countries have taken to eating dolphin I'm told that it is heavily laden with mercury (another sign from God).

In terms of eradicating dolphin from the earth, I would personally like to give some priority to the vermin mosquito (which the liberals have saved by banning DDT).
I am most thankful for the clarifications!!

Regarding mosquitoes. I think they are also the result of FALL and SATAN. God could certainly have designed the mosquito kind as a punishment, but the present MATRIARCHAL breeding system cannot be God's handwriting! I mean, the female mosquitoes harass heathens and suck blood, while the males are sissyhomers that feed on the nectar of flowers and on dewdrops! Unthinkable!

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Default Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL! - 07-11-2014, 12:23 PM

Great work Brother Elmer. Even atheists like Ricky Gervais admit that these are filthy critters that have invented blowhole sex!



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This is just so disgusting, I hate these dolphins!

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Dutch people are worst: they catch dolphins and kill them, then they have sex orgy with those dying creatures in their blood.

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Brethren,

Let us face the FACTS as Natural Creation Science teaches us:

Satan wants to turn all Christians Gay, first Satan tried this by using gay dinosaurs to force Christians to go gay threw anal rape. However God is all knowing and drowned both the gay dinosaurs and their victims in the Great Flood (a fact that Satan tries to cover up with the old Earth myth) Satan still wants to ass rape us Christians into gaydom and dolphins are just another of Satan's tools like muscular Latinos and well endowed Negros

God's example with Satan's tools is clear: break the tool, break anything near the tool. Just break things and keep on breaking. The Good Lord will not be happy until the seas are polluted, devoid of life and gay free.



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Brethren,

Let us face the FACTS as Natural Creation Science teaches us:

Satan wants to turn all Christians Gay, first Satan tried this by using gay dinosaurs to force Christians to go gay threw anal rape. However God is all knowing and drowned both the gay dinosaurs and their victims in the Great Flood (a fact that Satan tries to cover up with the old Earth myth) Satan still wants to ass rape us Christians into gaydom and dolphins are just another of Satan's tools like muscular Latinos and well endowed Negros

God's example with Satan's tools is clear: break the tool, break anything near the tool. Just break things and keep on breaking. The Good Lord will not be happy until the seas are polluted, devoid of life and gay free.
I must strongly agree, Brother! It all goes back to sodomy, as it is the ultimate tool of Satan to gain control of souls via his preferred route, the rectum. So sad but, as you suggested, the seas will have to go as stated also in the last Chapter of Revelation.

Thank you all for the additional information, albeit it be utterly disgusting. I'm a bit ashamed, though, as I should have found these important references myself while doing research for this essay...

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Good news from the extermination of dolphins: there's only 50 left of the Maui's dolphin species (named after a Polynesian demon). Of course, there is God-hating envirofascists, zoophiles and satanists who wants to stop the persecuted Austrian fishermen from catching and killing this little perverted fish as bycatch, however the Godly Government of New Zealand is on our side



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Bye bye fishy pervert
Wow! This is promising! It suggests you can still do quite a lot with conventional Christian hunting and perhaps even with Godly harpoons and rifles.

Bless you, Brother, for this comforting news!

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Default Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL! - 07-12-2014, 11:00 AM

Dolphins are one of the animals known for the practise of HOMOSEXUALITY. The dolphins' homosexual behavior includes rubbing their genitals against each other, swimming belly to belly, and ANAL SEX

Believe it or not, but the perversion does not stop there. The pink Amazon river dolphins (the most perverted of them all, and luckily headed towards extinction) is the only animal known for practising NASAL SEX with male dolphins inserting each others penises into other male dolphins' blowholes, other perversions involves group sex, genital rubbing and even interracial gay sex with porpoises.

Dolphins makes me sick, and I suggest an outright ban on dolphin-safe tuna in Freehold.

I also suggest that not only dolphins, but also all other animals known for displaying homosexuality, should be exterminated to extinction. Homosexuals often persecutes Christians (who rightfully claims that homosexuality is unnatural) by saying that its natural for the reason that there is animals who display homosexuality. But if we kill all gay animals, then WE can tell them "what gay animals?"


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Dolphins makes me sick, and I suggest an outright ban on dolphin-safe tuna in Freehold.

I also suggest that not only dolphins, but also all other animals known for displaying homosexuality, should be exterminated to extinction. Homosexuals often persecutes Christians (who rightfully claims that homosexuality is unnatural) by saying that its natural for the reason that there is animals who display homosexuality. But if we kill all gay animals, then WE can tell them "what gay animals?"
Indeed! Fluffy bunnies want to rationalize homerdisgust by claiming that it is natural as it also occurs among God's lesser creatures. Of course it does! But so what? As stated in this thread, all Creation is corrupted due to the original SIN of the woman! Sin remains sin even when similar atrocities are exhibited by soulless animals.

I agree! All animal species that have demonstrated sodomy deserve to be hunted to extinction. This would also provide welcome target practise for our sturdy youths.

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Dolphins makes me sick, and I suggest an outright ban on dolphin-safe tuna in Freehold.

This is an excellent plan and should be easy enough to implement. I will also lobby my local supermarket here in England. Does anyone know if it has a special label, or can we assume that if it doesn't say "dolphin-safe" on the can then it is definitely dolphin-lethal?

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That is such a dumb argument and is the sort of thing that leads to vegetarianism. They are lesser creatures for many, many reasons and this is one of them.


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Default Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL! - 07-13-2014, 04:40 AM

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That is such a dumb argument and is the sort of thing that leads to vegetarianism. They are lesser creatures for many, many reasons and this is one of them.
Dear Sister, I appreciate so much that you can spread our efforts to Godless UK.

And regarding lesser Creatures. In addition to your observation, I think that the vilest subliminal message of veggiehomers is as follows: we should descend onto the level of animal dung and corrupted sodomy just because they say it's "natural"! Why should we as pinnacles of Creation be of lowly nature!? No! We should ascend to God and abandon our animal corruption most clearly exemplified in our extreme tendency to sodomy.

Kill 'em all!

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Default Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL! - 07-13-2014, 06:19 AM

I think it's very narrow minded to focus on exterminating dolphins. What about manatees!? They need to be exterminated too! We should extinct these freeloaders already!

There are few things I hate as much as these God-mocking manatees
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