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  • McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

    . . .and girls hanker for hot apple pie.

    Friends, if you're eating a McDonald's hamburger, immediately put it down. It is probably infected with AIDS. I have long suspected that McDonald's is trying to turn our children gay, and now there is irrefutable proof. Here is an alarming e-mail I have received from the AFA:




    Donald E. Wildmon
    Founder and
    Chairman


    McDonald's CEO: Company will put full resources behind gay agenda
    McDonald's has signed on to a nationwide effort to promote "gay" and "lesbian" business ventures.

    According to McDonald's CEO Jim Skinner, McDonald's will aggressively promote the homosexual agenda. In remarks on McDonald's Web site concerning the company becoming a member of the National Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce (NGLCC), Skinner wrote: "Being a socially responsible organization is a fundamental part of who we are. We have an obligation to use our size and resources to make a difference in the world, and we do."
    The company gave an undisclosed amount of money to the NGLCC in return for being recognized as a major promoter of the homosexual agenda. In return, NGLCC placed Richard Ellis, vice president of communications of McDonald's USA, on the NGLCC Board of Directors.

    Ellis was quoted as saying: "I'm thrilled to join the National Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce team and ready to get to work. I share the NGLCC's passion for business growth and development within the LGBT community, and I look forward to playing a role in moving these important initiatives forward."

    McDonald's refused to comment to World Net Daily on the placement of its executive on the board of the "gay" advocacy organization but did send an e-mail confirming the corporation's support for the agenda of the homosexual business lobby.

    "McDonald's is indeed a Corporate Partner and Organizational Ally of NGLCC. Our vice president of U.S. communications, Richard Ellis, was recently elected to its board of directors," said Heidi M. Barker, senior director of media relations for McDonald's. NGLCC describes itself as promoting the LGBT community first and always, including same sex marriage.
    NGLCC gives credit to sponsors such as McDonald's for its financial and other support that helps in its work. "Through the commitment of our corporate partners, the NGLCC has been able to advance the ideas and causes of the LGBT business community," the Chamber said.


    Take Action!

    • Very important! Call your local McDonald's and ask why McDonald's is using its size and resources to promote the homosexual agenda.

    • Send an e-mail to McDonald's.

    • Forward this e-mail to family and friends.


    Thank you for caring enough to get involved. If you feel our efforts are worthy of support, would you consider making a small tax-deductible contribution?

    Sincerely,

    Don

    Donald E. Wildmon,
    Founder and Chairman
    American Family Association
    The clues were always there. All clowns are gay, and McDonald's has one as its mascot.



    Also, they target children with "Happy Meals."



    "Happy" is synonymous with "gay." Not very subtle, McDonald's.

    Pick up those phones, people. Call your local McDonald's and demand that they reveal what's in their "secret sauce" (undoubtedly liberalism and Lord knows what else).
    Last edited by Old Man Hatchet; 04-07-2008, 03:23 PM.

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    Re: McDonald's: Gay

    Shocking, Brother, just shocking. I assume that you will forbid your daughter to patronize that sodomite establishment. I know I won't be giving them any of my business. I've already spoken to Brother BJ and the boys in security to shut down negotiate the closure of the McDonalds in Freehold, in accordance with local Christian zoning regulations.

    This just in: My phone call to the DOF produced the photograph you see below. It would seem that the plot is a bit thicker than previously known. The known queerbait "Mario" is tangled up in this nest of sodomites too. So much for all the feeble protests that "Mario games and aren't gay."

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: McDonald's: Gay

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Shocking, Brother, just shocking. I assume that you will forbid your daughter to patronize that sodomite establishment. I know I won't be giving them any of my business. I've already spoken to Brother BJ and the boys in security to shut down negotiate the closure of the McDonalds in Freehold, in accordance with local Christian zoning regulations.

      This just in: My phone call to the DOF produced the photograph you see below. It would seem that the plot is a bit thicker than previously known. The known queerbait "Mario" is tangled up in this nest of sodomites too. So much for all the feeble protests that "Mario games and aren't gay."
      May sweet, merciful Christ save us all. McDonald's and the creators of Super Mario Brothers, along with the children's cereal industry, have formed a three-pronged attack on America. They wish to destroy this great nation by turning every last child queer.

      I also noticed that the "golden arches" resemble buttocks--clearly an endorsement of sodomy.



      "I'm lovin' it," indeed. It makes me sick to my righteous stomach.

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        Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

        The more I research this topic, the more utter base filth and depravity is uncovered

        Look at this advertisement commentary, a child is exposed to the uncovering of his father’s nakedness! Can you believe it?


        An attention getter
        Granted, as anxious appeals to moral common sense go, that's an attention getter. Adult nudity? Kid's Meal porn? Considering BK is handled by Crispin Porter & Bogusky -- the agency that used a repulsive dog-feces stunt to promote Haggar slacks -- you'd be forgiven for being curious about what scandal the agency has perpetrated now. We certainly were, so we dug up the spot. What we found is a vignette in which two little kids barge into the bathroom, where Dad is taking a bubble bath
        Ge:9:22: And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

        Le:18:7: The nakedness of thy father, or the nakedness of thy mother, shalt thou not uncover: she is thy mother; thou shalt not uncover her nakedness.

        And what’s the father doing? Taking a “bubble bath” - THIS MAN’S NOT A FATHER, HE’S A HOMER!

        The result of all this is that the children will become nigras and homers!
        Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 07-19-2008, 12:25 AM.
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        • #5
          Re: McDonald's: Gay

          I've never been a supporter of that restaurant; the food doesn't really seem like food.

          Obviously there's a hidden communist agenda here, too:

          The character Grimace left his tribal ancestors from Grimace Island (a pre-modern, pre-class, collectivist society that knows nothing of modernity).

          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

            Ellis was quoted as saying: "I'm thrilled to join the National Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce team and ready to get to work. I share the NGLCC's passion for business growth and development within the LGBT community, and I look forward to playing a role in moving these important initiatives forward."
            That better not happen in my town. The first man with tits that tries to serve me my order is getting his face kicked in.

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              Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

              And just what IS Hamburglar burgling anyway?
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                Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

                Ellis was quoted as saying: "I'm thrilled to join the National Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce team and ready to get to work.
                I don’t suppose that he will be able to sit down on the job after the first meeting – well not for a week or two anyway...

                A native of Toronto, Richard [Ellis] is […] a member of the Advisory Board of Concerned Children’s Advertisers.
                Perhaps he’s the spokesman for the opposition.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • #9
                  Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  And just what IS Hamburglar burgling anyway?
                  The way this is going, he's probably a butt pirate.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #10
                    Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    The way this is going, he's probably a butt pirate.
                    Virtually all of the McDonald's characters are, none more so than the often forgotten Captain Crook. Let's look up the definition of "crook":

                    NOUN
                    One who makes a living by dishonest methods.

                    VERB
                    To bend.

                    No doubt McDonald's had the verb in mind. Below you will find him adorning a glass next to the bloated, purple tallywacker known as Grimace.



                    Here is the twinkle-toed pirate again, this time gracing a Frisbee*. He is just about ready to depart on a gay cruise with the Fry Guys.



                    *Frisbees are plastic discs that homosexuals enjoying throwing at one another at beaches and parks.

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                    • #11
                      Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

                      Fry guys being a code word for LSD or 'acid', which is used to facilitate homosexual orgies and also to overcome inhibitions in unprepared subjects.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

                        This picture says everything that needs to be said:

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                          Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

                          Has anyone noticed THIS startling similarity?

                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

                            So is this the latest stink on that nasty purple turd!?

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                            • #15
                              Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

                              Well I think I've seen enough to make me NEVER want to go to that place EVER AGAIN!
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