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    SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

    Hey asshats!!!

    It is I, Superman! Son of Jorl-el, and only survivor of the planot Krypton!

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    I hav traveled thro many soler systems and battled many evil space aliens, borg drones, an big scary computers - just to post on Landover Forums! (yea, That's right! This the first time I EVER posted here in my hole life!!! U got a problem wi that????)

    I'm a Kryptonian - so don't thik I pray to Zod lik the res of you Christian looser TC asshats! No Zod has power over me! I am inderstructable! Ur feeble Infaction points will hav no power over me, so don even think about it! ... OK!!!

    I also come this World to find a wife. I did hav a think for Terry Hatcher for a while, but I tink I broke her... my Kryptonian man-goo erupted lik Vesuvius, baby! Baaaammmm sssplat!!! Spend 3 weeks pickin her off ma ceiling!

    Dos anyone know the phone number of those hot tasty sex-kittens the Olsen twins? They mak ma blood boil hotter than the red Kryptonian sun! yeaaaa!

    Any questions????
    Tags: god hates you fatties
  • #2
    Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

    There is only one Super Man I know of, and his name is Jesus Christ!
    A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

    Psalm 139:19-20
    Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
    For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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    • #3
      Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

      Originally posted by Supertard View Post
      Any questions????
      Yes. When did the Pastors start allowing Retardeds like you into our Godly forum?
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      • #4
        Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

        Originally posted by Superman View Post
        Hey asshats!!!

        It is I, Superman! Son of Jorl-el, and only survivor of the planot Krypton!

        I hav traveled thro many soler systems and battled many evil space aliens, borg drones, an big scary computers - just to post on Landover Forums! (yea, That's right! This the first time I EVER posted here in my hole life!!! U got a problem wi that????)

        I'm a Kryptonian - so don't thik I pray to Zod lik the res of you Christian looser TC asshats! No Zod has power over me! I am inderstructable! Ur feeble Infaction points will hav no power over me, so don even think about it! ... OK!!!

        I also come this World to find a wife. I did hav a think for Terry Hatcher for a while, but I tink I broke her... my Kryptonian man-goo erupted lik Vesuvius, baby! Baaaammmm sssplat!!! Spend 3 weeks pickin her off ma ceiling!

        Dos anyone know the phone number of those hot tasty sex-kittens the Olsen twins? They mak ma blood boil hotter than the red Kryptonian sun! yeaaaa!

        Any questions????
        The words, "face" and "unforgettable" come to mind...
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #5
          Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

          Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
          There is only one Super Man I know of, and his name is Jesus Christ!
          Dude, Jesus is a borg, an I could totally KICK HIS ASS!!!

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          • #6
            Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

            Originally posted by Superman View Post
            Dude, Jesus is a borg, an I could totally KICK HIS ASS!!!
            Don't call me "dude", son. And ask your parents to buy you a dictionary, please. Does your English teacher know you spell like that? If so, he or she should be fired...
            A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

            Psalm 139:19-20
            Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
            For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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            • #7
              Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

              Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
              Don't call me "dude", son. And ask your parents to buy you a dictionary, please. Does your English teacher know you spell like that? If so, he or she should be fired...
              Uuuhh... School's for fools, grandpaw! I got expelled in, like, third grade or somethink! An anyways, my daddy gave me a magical cristal that mad my fortress of solitude. Yea, that right, I got a big palace in Lapland! I learn the secrets of the Universe in ther! What u think of that, old man!

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              • #8
                Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                Dude, this sex kitten should be perfect for you!
                Attached Files
                Come climb my mountains.

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                • #9
                  Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                  Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                  Dude, this sex kitten should be perfect for you!
                  Wow! She's hot! Uuuhhh.. is she a member of Landrover too?

                  Hey, dos anyone kno her phone number??? I'm gunna get lucky tonite!

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                  • #10
                    Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                    Let us form a prayer circle in case there are offspring...
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • #11
                      Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                      More like StupidMan. Go HOME, little girl! Where is the Chapter or Verse of your post where you even PRAISED JESUS?!

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                      • #12
                        Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                        Does this Super-asshat remind anyone else of ChuckyGirl? Or is it the nifty lil swirl of hair on it's forehead?
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                        • #13
                          Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                          Does this Super-asshat remind anyone else of ChuckyGirl? Or is it the nifty lil swirl of hair on it's forehead?
                          ChuckyGirl! Yes! That is who this new StuporMan, who still is not Praising Jesus, reminds me of too!

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                          • #14
                            Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                            I've always preferred Batman anyhow!
                            Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                            • #15
                              Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                              Originally posted by Superman View Post
                              Wow! She's hot! Uuuhhh.. is she a member of Landrover too?

                              Hey, dos anyone kno her phone number??? I'm gunna get lucky tonite!
                              I think "lucky" would be an understatement.

                              Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                              I've always preferred Batman anyhow!
                              Oh, really? Are the notoriously queer pederast duo popular in Maryland, "ofcr."?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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