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  • Sperman
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2008
    • 31
    #1

    SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

    Hey asshats!!!

    It is I, Superman! Son of Jorl-el, and only survivor of the planot Krypton!

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    I hav traveled thro many soler systems and battled many evil space aliens, borg drones, an big scary computers - just to post on Landover Forums! (yea, That's right! This the first time I EVER posted here in my hole life!!! U got a problem wi that????)

    I'm a Kryptonian - so don't thik I pray to Zod lik the res of you Christian looser TC asshats! No Zod has power over me! I am inderstructable! Ur feeble Infaction points will hav no power over me, so don even think about it! ... OK!!!

    I also come this World to find a wife. I did hav a think for Terry Hatcher for a while, but I tink I broke her... my Kryptonian man-goo erupted lik Vesuvius, baby! Baaaammmm sssplat!!! Spend 3 weeks pickin her off ma ceiling!

    Dos anyone know the phone number of those hot tasty sex-kittens the Olsen twins? They mak ma blood boil hotter than the red Kryptonian sun! yeaaaa!

    Any questions????
    Tags: god hates you fatties
    • Eugene Hackwith
      Farmer for Christ™
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 736
      #2
      Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

      There is only one Super Man I know of, and his name is Jesus Christ!
      A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

      Psalm 139:19-20
      Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
      For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567
          #3
          Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

          Originally posted by Supertard View Post
          Any questions????
          Yes. When did the Pastors start allowing Retardeds like you into our Godly forum?
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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22889
              #4
              Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

              Originally posted by Superman View Post
              Hey asshats!!!

              It is I, Superman! Son of Jorl-el, and only survivor of the planot Krypton!

              I hav traveled thro many soler systems and battled many evil space aliens, borg drones, an big scary computers - just to post on Landover Forums! (yea, That's right! This the first time I EVER posted here in my hole life!!! U got a problem wi that????)

              I'm a Kryptonian - so don't thik I pray to Zod lik the res of you Christian looser TC asshats! No Zod has power over me! I am inderstructable! Ur feeble Infaction points will hav no power over me, so don even think about it! ... OK!!!

              I also come this World to find a wife. I did hav a think for Terry Hatcher for a while, but I tink I broke her... my Kryptonian man-goo erupted lik Vesuvius, baby! Baaaammmm sssplat!!! Spend 3 weeks pickin her off ma ceiling!

              Dos anyone know the phone number of those hot tasty sex-kittens the Olsen twins? They mak ma blood boil hotter than the red Kryptonian sun! yeaaaa!

              Any questions????
              The words, "face" and "unforgettable" come to mind...
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Sperman
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 31
                  #5
                  Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                  Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
                  There is only one Super Man I know of, and his name is Jesus Christ!
                  Dude, Jesus is a borg, an I could totally KICK HIS ASS!!!

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                    • Eugene Hackwith
                      Farmer for Christ™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 736
                      #6
                      Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                      Originally posted by Superman View Post
                      Dude, Jesus is a borg, an I could totally KICK HIS ASS!!!
                      Don't call me "dude", son. And ask your parents to buy you a dictionary, please. Does your English teacher know you spell like that? If so, he or she should be fired...
                      A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                      Psalm 139:19-20
                      Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                      For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                        • Sperman
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 31
                          #7
                          Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                          Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
                          Don't call me "dude", son. And ask your parents to buy you a dictionary, please. Does your English teacher know you spell like that? If so, he or she should be fired...
                          Uuuhh... School's for fools, grandpaw! I got expelled in, like, third grade or somethink! An anyways, my daddy gave me a magical cristal that mad my fortress of solitude. Yea, that right, I got a big palace in Lapland! I learn the secrets of the Universe in ther! What u think of that, old man!

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                            • Roberta
                              Anti La Leche League Organizer
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 1817
                              #8
                              Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                              Dude, this sex kitten should be perfect for you!
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                              Come climb my mountains.

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                                • Sperman
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                  • Apr 2008
                                  • 31
                                  #9
                                  Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                                  Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                                  Dude, this sex kitten should be perfect for you!
                                  Wow! She's hot! Uuuhhh.. is she a member of Landrover too?

                                  Hey, dos anyone kno her phone number??? I'm gunna get lucky tonite!

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                                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                      Christ's Rottweiler
                                       
                                      • Jan 2008
                                      • 22889
                                      #10
                                      Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                                      Let us form a prayer circle in case there are offspring...
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                                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                        • SUV
                                          True Christian™ Princess
                                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                                          Have at it, anytime!
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 11027
                                          #11
                                          Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                                          More like StupidMan. Go HOME, little girl! Where is the Chapter or Verse of your post where you even PRAISED JESUS?!

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                                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 15708
                                              #12
                                              Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                                              Does this Super-asshat remind anyone else of ChuckyGirl? Or is it the nifty lil swirl of hair on it's forehead?
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                                                • SUV
                                                  True Christian™ Princess
                                                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                  Have at it, anytime!
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 11027
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                                                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                                                  Does this Super-asshat remind anyone else of ChuckyGirl? Or is it the nifty lil swirl of hair on it's forehead?
                                                  ChuckyGirl! Yes! That is who this new StuporMan, who still is not Praising Jesus, reminds me of too!

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                                                    • Offcr. Albert Martin
                                                      Unsaved Meter Maid
                                                      • Feb 2008
                                                      • 250
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                                                      I've always preferred Batman anyhow!
                                                      Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 78556
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: SUPERMAN comes to Landrover Baptist Church !!

                                                          Originally posted by Superman View Post
                                                          Wow! She's hot! Uuuhhh.. is she a member of Landrover too?

                                                          Hey, dos anyone kno her phone number??? I'm gunna get lucky tonite!
                                                          I think "lucky" would be an understatement.

                                                          Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                                                          I've always preferred Batman anyhow!
                                                          Oh, really? Are the notoriously queer pederast duo popular in Maryland, "ofcr."?
                                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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