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  • Pope Blesses Boy With Cancer. He Drops Dead.

    Landover Baptist has pastors, like Pastor Zeke, who have genuine healing powers. The Landover archives are full of actual healing events.

    What a joke it is that Catholics try to copy what we do here at LBC. When the Pope was in the U. S. he gave healing a shot. The problem is his efforts have no connection with the divine healing powers given only certain branches of the church by Jesus himself.

    Too bad, the boy is dead. His parents should have called for genuine healing clergy here at Landover Baptist Church:

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    Re: Pope Blesses Boy With Cancer. He Drops Dead.

    Our Heavenly Father decided, for reasons that please Him, to see that this child would sit at His side for eternity and that his arrival process in Heaven would be expedited by the blessing of our Holy Father, Pope Francis.

    Imagine the joy and wonder this boy experienced as he flashed his back-stage pass to an endless green-room party with Jesus! How wonderful is it of Jesus to give this estimable gift of blessing from His Holiness to this child on the precipice of death?

    We live in a time of great growth and happiness in the Holy Roman Church and, after a few maintenance related bumps on the moral highway of life, we are back doing what we do best... bring souls to Jesus... just like Pope Francis did with this child.



    Bless You, my Mayor of Simpleton,
    Father Mo





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    A Cardinal in the making.

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      Re: Pope Blesses Boy With Cancer. He Drops Dead.

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      Landover Baptist has pastors, like Pastor Zeke, who have genuine healing powers. The Landover archives are full of actual healing events.

      What a joke it is that Catholics try to copy what we do here at LBC. When the Pope was in the U. S. he gave healing a shot. The problem is his efforts have no connection with the divine healing powers given only certain branches of the church by Jesus himself.

      Too bad, the boy is dead. His parents should have called for genuine healing clergy here at Landover Baptist Church:

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...p_ref=religion
      Another example of the blasphemy of the satanic papist "church."

      I can tell you, if I had healed that boy he would have stayed healed.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        Re: Pope Blesses Boy With Cancer. He Drops Dead.

        Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
        Our Heavenly Father decided, for reasons that please Him, to see that this child would sit at His side for eternity...
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        ... whereas "God's representative on Earth" did not see it that way... Is that what you're saying?

        You want to spend some time trying to get them to sing from the same hymnbook. I'll give you the address if you want:

        The Anti-Christ
        Castello of Death
        Spickland.
        Zip 666

        Shouldn't you be teaching choirboys what to do with a candle?
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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