Skiing, gate way to sodomy

[Bobby-Joe]

Brethren,

As you have all been long aware Landover Baptist, Jesus favorite Church, as prohibited it's members from skiing under threat of instant expulsion from our TRUE Christian(tm) community. That is because skiing directly leads to rampaging homosexuality. The tight spandex and wool combined with blatantly phallic poles and skies drives the skier into a sodomistic rampage from which no man is safe.

Just look at the decadent skiing hell holes like Colorado Springs, no place fit for a decent Christian. We have all seen Pastor Zeke’s extensive report on them. Skiers are gay, each and every one of them without exception.

Jesus hates skiers and so should you.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Amen brother. Why else did Suzy Chapstick need to keep her lips lubricated at all times?

The worst are the so-called "free-style" skiers. These are the homosexuals who hang smoke dope and try to pass themselves of as real skiers. Most of the people who call themselves free-style skiers have never actually been on a pair of skis.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Bobby-Joe]

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Amen brother. Why else did Suzy Chapstick need to keep her lips lubricated at all times?

The worst are the so-called "free-style" skiers. These are the homosexuals who hang smoke dope and try to pass themselves of as real skiers. Most of the people who call themselves free-style skiers have never actually been on a pair of skis.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

"Free-style" doubtless refers to the various positions they use during gay sex Pastor. PRAISE JESUS Iowa doesn't suffer from that kind of vermin. They sound like the kind of male whores Ted Haggard was butt humping.

[Wide-Open]

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Amen Brothers. It doesn't get any more homersexual than this.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Amen Brothers. It doesn't get any more homersexual than this.

I don't know about that. I think I have a challenger. He looks like a spastic flailing his arms around.

[Sister Noddy]

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I don't know about that. I think I have a challenger. He looks like a spastic flailing his arms around.

Gosh Pastor, maybe that's because he doesn't have a friend in Jesus!

[JennyD]

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Gosh Pastor, maybe that's because he doesn't have a friend in Jesus!

The Otto Bond impostor skis?

That explains SO MUCH.

[Wide-Open]

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I don't know about that. I think I have a challenger. He looks like a spastic flailing his arms around.

I have to admit, Pastor, that this one looks even more retarded indeed.

Proverbs 26:1
As snow in summer, and as rain in harvest, so honour is not seemly for a fool.

[Talitha]

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What I want to know is, why do these obvious Sodomites feel the need to attach pieces of wood to their feet?
There is absolutely no mention in The Bible of Pilgrims coming down the Mountain with planks of wood firmly fixed to their feet.
Sandals were always good enough for Jesus and thet are certainly good enough for me.

These people are mocking Christians everywhere.

Jesus Weeps.

[Wide-Open]

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Indeed Sister. We don't read about Moses coming down from Mount Sinai on a snowboard, do we now? I guess they must have forgotten to put that in my KJV.


Furthermore, I've done some investigating, and it seems that the this "sport" was invented by no other than the CHINKS!



No surprise there.

[Nobar King]

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If one happens to live near a ski town, the week to go on vacation is "Gay Ski Week". Every mountain has them. It's usually near mardigras.

[ns retaliate69]

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arent these funny teeh-hee-hee

[Bobby-Joe]

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arent these funny teeh-hee-hee

In the sense they are gay.

It won't be funny sinner when Satan is tossing you around on his barbed pole.

REPENT before it is too late.

[ns retaliate69]

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well if there is skiing there im game

[SKIDROWGUY]

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Hahah skiiers smoke the coolest shit and ski the biggest hits, we rule....