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  • skipintro
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    • Oct 2008
    • 18

    #1

    Vote Against Queer Marriage!!

    I urge all True LANDOVER Christians in California to ignore the pleas of FALSE CHRISTIANS even if they agree with them!




    Now we don't like same sex "marriage" any better, but unless WE are the primary revenue source behind this initiative, G-d will find a way to punish us!



    Since this has been funded by false religions, we can't support it. Jesus will cry!


  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Senior Pastor
    VP of Evangelical Outreach
    On FIRE for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5812

    #2
    Re: Speaking of False Religions!

    Originally posted by skipintro View Post
    I urge all True LANDOVER Christians in California to ignore the pleas of FALSE CHRISTIANS even if they agree with them!

    Now we don't like same sex "marriage" any better, but unless WE are the primary revenue source behind this initiative, G-d will find a way to punish us!

    Since this has been funded by false religions, we can't support it. Jesus will cry!
    Why would a True Christian(tm) want to side against Jesus just because some liberal namby-pamby Christians are doing the right thing for once?

    You aren't making a whole lot of sense, friend.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

    ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Speaking of False Religions!

      I'm confused. You skipped the intro; I think we need a little more information.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • skipintro
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        • Oct 2008
        • 18

        #4
        Re: Speaking of False Religions!

        It's all about protecting our Children from False Religions!



        Is it better to have them raised by homo-sexuals than false Christians? We think so. They can always be saved later!

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: Speaking of False Religions!

          Originally posted by skipintro View Post
          It's all about protecting our Children from False Religions!



          Is it better to have them raised by homo-sexuals than false Christians? We think so. They can always be saved later!
          But Skippy, you've doctored the ads.

          The False Christians want us to vote No on 8, and allow Sodomite Marriage to move forward.

          True Christians(tm) like us want to vote YES on 8, which is consistent with God's Word.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • skipintro
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            • Oct 2008
            • 18

            #6
            Re: Speaking of False Religions!

            Maybe you're right!

            I see on a "Mormon" website that they plan to fast on November 3rd for 24 hours and pray for Proposition 8 to pass in California.

            As TRUE CHRISTIANS we can do better! I advocate starting the fast RIGHT NOW and not eating until same-sex marriage is outlawed in all 50 states.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Speaking of False Religions!

              Son, are you on the drugs? Because you aren't making much sense.

              Why not tell us about yourself? What church do you attend? How old are you? How many times have you been sodomized (since you live in California I assume it must be often)?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Mr. Seth Cochran
                On Parole
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2008
                • 753

                #8
                Re: Speaking of False Religions!

                Originally posted by skipintro View Post
                Maybe you're right!

                I see on a "Mormon" website that they plan to fast on November 3rd for 24 hours and pray for Proposition 8 to pass in California.
                What were you doing on a Mormon website? I'm telling the Department of Faith about this.

                As TRUE CHRISTIANS we can do better!
                But, son, you're not a True Christian(tm).

                I advocate starting the fast RIGHT NOW and not eating until same-sex marriage is outlawed in all 50 states.
                We're not Mormon here. Saying that homosexuals are better than false Christians is is like putting a Lutheran in a Pentecostal church service. There is a major difference in appearances, but they're both going to Hell so it doesn't make any difference in the end. We should protect our children from both of them by raising them in True Christian(tm) homes.

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                • skipintro
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                  • Oct 2008
                  • 18

                  #9
                  Re: Speaking of False Religions!

                  Now I'm confused!

                  And how should I treat these neighbors?

                  They want to Defend Marriage, but they also want to celebrate Satan's Birthday
















                  Do I stone them just a little?

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                  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                    Senior Pastor
                    VP of Evangelical Outreach
                    On FIRE for Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5812

                    #10
                    Re: Speaking of False Religions!

                    Originally posted by skipintro View Post
                    It looks to me like some satanists vandalized some poor Christian family's sign. After you snapped the picture, were you thoughtful enough to clean up the sign for them?

                    Pastor Billy-Reuben
                    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                    ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                    Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                    #ChristianLivesMatter

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                    • skipintro
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                      • Oct 2008
                      • 18

                      #11
                      Re: Speaking of False Religions!

                      And by way of introduction, I am a TRUE CHRISTIAN.

                      I attend Reverend Joe Baytzim's Church: The Church of Eliyahu Ha-Navi, Orange, California.

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                      • Ebenezer Wright
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 1021

                        #12
                        Re: Speaking of False Religions!

                        Originally posted by skipintro View Post
                        And by way of introduction, I am a TRUE CHRISTIAN.

                        I attend Reverend Joe Baytzim's Church: The Church of Eliyahu Ha-Navi, Orange, California.
                        Why must you mock God? I don't believe any of this.
                        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #13
                          Re: Speaking of False Religions!

                          This is what I read online:
                          If passed, the proposition would "change the California Constitution to eliminate the right of same-sex couples to marry in California."[3] A new section would be added stating "only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California."
                          I would probably vote YES on this one. Am I missing something?

                          Are you some kind of weirdo Christian?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Mr. Seth Cochran
                            On Parole
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 753

                            #14
                            Re: Speaking of False Religions!

                            Originally posted by skipintro View Post
                            And by way of introduction, I am a TRUE CHRISTIAN.
                            So why does it say "Unsaved Trash" under your name? Now you're unsaved and a liar. You're getting closer to Satan every minute, boy.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22888

                              #15
                              Re: Speaking of False Religions!

                              The Church of Eliyahu Ha-Navi, Orange, California is looking for a No vote. Interestingly, it is looking for a No vote, only because the Mormons are looking for a Yes Vote.

                              This means that "Ali-Yahoo Have a Navy" so-called 'church' will spit in God's face to spite the Mormons. I wonder what God will say about that?

                              Now I have no time for Mormons but a stopped watch is right twice a day and I have all the time in this world and the next for God's Word.

                              Son, you Damned if you're mad and Damned if you're not!
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