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  • Uppity Negro gets shot, sues McDonald's

    This is outrage! Some uppity darkie named Nigel (Swahili for "negro") Haskett - a McDonald's employee - was shot on the job while trying to "defend" a woman who was being beaten. Now Nigel has a $300,000 medical bill. Godly McDonald's rightly denied his claim for workmen's compensation, so now he's suing

    More info about the story here:

    A Huffington Post commenter received an email from McDonald's (reprinted here) saying that the franchise owner is now offering to pay for all medical costs if Haskett loses his appeal.


    This case just makes my blood boil. First of all, why did McDonald's hire a darkie to handle food, which may be consumed by white people? Everyone knows that food handlers can transmit the AIDS to customers, so it's important to only hire clean, blond-haired blue-eyed people for this important job. At the very least, I hope Nigel was wearing a condom.

    Then there's the fact that Nigel attacked that white man just because he was slapping around some harlot, who no doubt had it coming. It's not surprising that man pulled a gun to defend himself against a vicious attack by a negro. It must have been truly terrifying for him. Thank the Lord for concealed weapons permits - without them, we white folks wouldn't stand a chance.

    Despite all this, people are calling Nigel "a hero" and demanding that McDonald's pay him workmen's compensation because "he was injured on the job." Yeah sure, his job was to defend harlots - NOT! His job was to flip burgers, take out the trash and clean the toilets.

    Well, I hope that McDonald's has learned its lesson - hire a negro, and you'll be paying welfare for all eternity. Of course, it's all the Democrats fault - they have those "equal-opportunity laws" that force Godly fast-food corporations to hire inferior races. These days, you can hardly find a McDonald's employee who speaks English.

    It's time to get the government off the backs of Godly corporations that made America great! We need a leader like Joe-the-Plumber who understands how to run a business.

    yours in Christ,
    Buford
    yours in Christ,
    Brother Buford

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    Re: Uppity Negro gets shot, sues McDonald's

    I don't think he's got much of a case; it's well-known that high-crime areas are where the nigras are. As he was one, he was a one-man crime area inviting criminals to come along - well, they did!

    He should have expected that sort of thing and taken appropriate action. Basically, it's his fault.
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      Re: Uppity Negro gets shot, sues McDonald's

      The more I think about this case, the angrier I get. Do you realize that Nigel the Negro didn't even have health insurance? Considering the generous wages that McDonald's pays, there's no excuse for that. Of course, coming from a race of welfare queens, we shouldn't be surprised that Nigel is waiting for his government bailout.

      As everyone who watches Fox News knows, the USA has the best health care system in the world. Nigel should be grateful that he doesn't live in communist country like Canada, where everybody is forced to use evil socialized medicine.

      Praise Jesus,
      Buford
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      Brother Buford

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        Re: Uppity Negro gets shot, sues McDonald's

        Considering he's a shine I wouldn't rule out the possibility that he accidentally shot himself Plaxico Burress style while trying rape/rob that poor white woman.
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          Re: Uppity Negro gets shot, sues McDonald's

          Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
          Considering he's a shine I wouldn't rule out the possibility that he accidentally shot himself Plaxico Burress style while trying rape/rob that poor white woman.
          The really stupid determined ones will shoot themselves repeatedly in the back, sometimes reloading, because they are so clumsy.


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          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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