Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible

[Eugene Hackwith]

Now we all know that Thomas Jefferson was a Deist who is roasting in Hellfire right now. The False Religions Register has already established that as fact.

But did you know that Jefferson also cut and pasted together his own version of the New Testament of the Bible? Why, he even named it after himself. The "Jefferson Bible" did away with any mention of the divinity of Jesus Christ, along with any mention of miracles, the Resurrection, or the Trinity. Jefferson took out all the best parts, completely defacing the word of God.

Ol' Tom must have missed this verse:

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

and I guess he missed this one too:

Revelation 22:18For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: 19And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

Founding Father or not, I take comfort in knowing that his name was cut from the book of life, don't you?

[Larry Lee]

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Founding Father or not, I take comfort in knowing that his name was cut from the book of life, don't you?

Are you kidding? On top of everything else, Jefferson authored the Virginia Act for Establishing Freedom of Religion, which is one of the most loathsome, Christ-denying pieces of legislation ever passed into American law. Jefferson is nothing but an abomination before the Lord.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I used to think Jefferson was a fine man after he said, “A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.”

But then I refused to hear another word from him after he ludicrously claimed, “Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion. The several sects perform the office of a Censor - over each other.”

How can there be a difference of opinion in religion? Is God’s Word not there for us all to see and follow? This unfortunate statement has damned millions of souls to the eternal fires of Hell as they follow false prophets down the broad road.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The man wore a wig and fornicated with the negro slaves. He may have sired the Obama line of mongrels for all we know.

I can't imagine that he could be anywhere other than hell.

[Nobar King]

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Thomas Jefferson was also a drug pushing opium farmer. The DEA only recently was able to eradicate his drug farm.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I could have perhaps overlooked his concubines although his descendants turn out very black looking but drug farming is beyond all comprehension. The man was an unreformed God-mocking opportunist!

He will be screaming now and for all eternity. The justice of the Lord of Mercy is sure!

[Eugene Hackwith]

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At least present day America would see right through the racial mixing and his distaste for all that is Holy. He'd be one of those whacked out liberals if he were alive today, and would be lucky to be elected to any office.

[JennyD]

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At least present day America would see right through the racial mixing and his distaste for all that is Holy. He'd be one of those whacked out liberals if he were alive today, and would be lucky to be elected to any office.

Like President, or something?

[PalinHuckabee4Prez]

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Thomas Jefferson was not a Deist. We were founded as a Christian Nation, as everyone knows. That "Jefferson Bible" was created to Satan to trick America-hating liberals into thinking that our founders were actually part of "The Enlightenment". But even secularists will admit that "The Enlightenment" began in France and when has Godly America ever copied anything the Godless Pants-pissing Frenchyfrogs ever did except bombing Vietnam? It's ridiculous! If we're not a Christian Nation then why did Jesus personally come and tell George W. Bush to attack the heathens in Iraqistan? Hmm? Explain that one liberals!

[A Mad Dog]

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I think that there is a lot of evidence that Jefferson, along with other writers of the Constitution, were deists.

[MrMannnly]

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Mr Dog, we are sure that you think a lot of things. Some of my catholic friends think that they see the mother mary (I will never capitalize that name!) in every mud puddle on the side of the street, but that doesn't make it so.

[A Mad Dog]

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Mr Dog, we are sure that you think a lot of things. Some of my catholic friends think that they see the mother mary (I will never capitalize that name!) in every mud puddle on the side of the street, but that doesn't make it so.

1. Why not capitalize her name? It is a proper noun after all.

2. The evidence supports, as others have pointed out on this thread, that Jefferson was a deist. He had an antipathy for the Christian Faith. If you want me to sho you more evidence then I would be happy to do so.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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1. Why not capitalize her name? It is a proper noun after all.

2. The evidence supports, as others have pointed out on this thread, that Jefferson was a deist. He had an antipathy for the Christian Faith. If you want me to sho you more evidence then I would be happy to do so.

Thanks, but we aren't really interested in the opinions of an unsaved mad dog. We are more interested in getting you Saved(c).

Have you Tithed yet? That shiny Paypal button down at the bottom of the page is there for a reason, friend.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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All that is known about Thomas Jefferson just skims the surface of this true demon-in-the-flesh! It was well known that TJ was a very private, introverted man so he had a lot of secrets and hidden sides to his personality. Forget the drug farming, forget the negro breeding, and forget his Bible....

What you need to know is that Thomas Jefferson was a necromancer and powerful warlock who used his powers to take control of this nation. As a boy, TJ went out in the countryside and sat down near a cave. Inside this cave a voice spoke: "Come in, Tommy. Tommy, can you hear me?" So TJ walked into the cave and met SATAN FACE TO FACE.

This avatar startled me, for it was surely borne of the imagination of Dante or that of Goethe. The Devil himself stood before me in all His Satanic Glory, legs of a goat, displaying prominent and enlarged genitals, a powerful chest of a man, a truly despicable face with a beard and horns. I knew from this day forward who my True Master would be.

Thomas Jefferson's Secret Book still lies within Monticello to this day, but as per his will, no one is allowed to open it or read it. I have read the book however by SPACESHIP JESUS telepathically xeroxing it and faxing it into my brain.

Now, TJ made this pact with the Devil and was bestowed with great powers. He could raise the dead and create a zombie army to terrorize any townsfolk who stood in his way. He had the ability to astral project, see through time and space, and telepathically absorb the thoughts of others. He even could form black energy balls in his hands and throw them at people, where they would succumb to a major stroke within a week!

Thomas Jefferson is on the 2 dollar bill. 2 is known to be Satan's number. "Deuce". As well, the $2 bill is rumored to have been cursed and an unlucky item to anyone holding it.

Thomas Jefferson is on the 5 cent coin, the nickel. 5 = 5 points of the satanic pentagram! NO COINCIDENCE.

It is said the Declaration of Independence was channeled to him after summoning demons from Hell to help him write it. And the ORIGINAL copy of the Declaration is actually written in human blood on tanned, dried human skin.

Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both died on the same day, July 4, 1826, exactly 50 years after the birth of our nation! Adams and Jefferson were well-known adversaries, and Jefferson admits in his Secret Book that he put a curse on Adams so that "he may not live a day longer than I do".

Thomas Jefferson, emissary of the Devil, magus satanicus!

[A Mad Dog]

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Thanks, but we aren't really interested in the opinions of an unsaved mad dog. We are more interested in getting you Saved©.

Have you Tithed yet? That shiny Paypal button down at the bottom of the page is there for a reason, friend.

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