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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #1

    Thank God I'm Not a Crazy Mudslime!

    Everyone, take a look at this video. You can keep the sound off, because the towelhead doing the "talking" just makes ridiculous yapping and clicking sounds with it's mouth. American subtitles are provided at the bottom of the screen.



    Now I ask you, isn't God great? Aren't you overwhelmed with joy that He made you a True Christian(tm) and not an absurd and Godless Mudslime like the old fool in this video?

    Our God tells us how to worship Him properly in the pages of the Holy KJV Bible. No where in it's pages are we told that we should wave our backsides in the air when we pray, nor are we taught that eating with your left hand makes you satanic. No wonder they lost the war on terror!

    Will you all join me in Praising Jesus that we don't believe in such foolishness?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22833
      #2
      Re: Thank God I'm Not a Crazy Mudslime!

      Pastor, is this serious or is it some Muslin comedy show?
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Vavoline Johnson
          Mammy
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 960
          #3
          Re: Thank God I'm Not a Crazy Mudslime!

          What da hell is Mr Ed Bradly doin ober in Egypt? Weren't he suppose to be dead?
          Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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            • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
              Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
               
              • Jun 2007
              • 6570
              #4
              Re: Thank God I'm Not a Crazy Mudslime!

              And to think that Obama is thinking of closing Gitmo! Take a look at their latest plan, they want to smear the dark stain of Islamofascism over the white purity of Alaska!
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                • Sally Paulson
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 325
                  #5
                  Re: Thank God I'm Not a Crazy Mudslime!

                  Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                  they want to smear the dark stain of Islamofascism over the white purity of Alaska!
                  How dare they violate the sanctity of my state with hairy, dark, tall, muscular men with their dark eyes lustily plotting their schemes to escape and have their way with Alaska's fairer sex

                  I'm so shocked I have to sit down now.
                  #forevertrump: Supporter of The Donald as president-for-life! #MAGAlomaniac!

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