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  • Wash O'Hanley's campaign against Global Warming 2007

    From Wash O'Hanley's editor/publisher:

    Posted: April 1st 2007
    Changes in my opinions...
    Recent developments in the war against climate change have done the unthinkable- moved Wash O'Hanley, Central Iowa's #1 Conservative radio pundit onto a different side of the fence. Once a vocal opponent to the theory, Wash enlists the help of Democratic Presidential candidate Barrak Obama and former Vice President and star of the Oscar-winning documentary "An Inconvinient Truth", Al Gore, to uncover the facts about the looming danger of global warming.

    "It's true, at one time I said things like 'Global warming is a scam by the Left to stifle big business in America', but then I looked at the facts and saw that by the year 2075 the world's sea level will have risen 10 feet, destroying literally thousands of dollars worth of poorly-concieved construction sites such as celebrity homes and trendy seafood resturants. If we do not act today, our children will not have a tomorrow where they can enjoy upscale seafood resturants or buy wildly overpriced homes overlooking the ocean." -Wash O'Hanley

    Join Wash as he takes a cross-country road trip warning Americans about the dangers of littering, over consumption, burning oil and deforestation, all leading up to Earth Day 2007 in Washington DC where protestors will voice their concerns about the future of the world.

    "A tree is a living being, like a human or an animal and we must do what we can to save them." -Wash O'Hanley

    Could this be the start of other issues that Wash will change his views on?

    "It's entirely possible, I mean, I'm already beginning to question the war in Iraq and after spending time with PETA and Greenpeace this week, I am seeing new sides to the gay marriage debate that I never would have heard before. I spent a lot of time with Barack Obama this week on the road and he is a really great guy. He took me to the Mosques to pray, then I had fried chicken and watermelon with his beautiful family as well as picking up numerous white women with his campaign limo, it was a real blast. He's very humble and put on a ski mask so people wouldn't recognize him while we stopped at every 7-11 along the way to get money (while I waited in the car). It says a lot about his character when he just wants to be treated like every one else, he didn't want to be singled out, he always ran out of the 7-11's as if he were being chased, he's so bashful." -Wash O'Hanley

    When asked if he could see himself supporting Senator Obama in the '08 election...

    "I wouldn't rule that out, so far I have been impressed by both candidates, Hillary and Obama, it's going to be an interesting race and hopefully, whoever wins the primaries will let the loser be their running partner. I think one of the biggest issues I will be looking at with all the candidates are which one has the best exit strategy for Iraq, who is most concerned about the envioronment, public schools and social programs like Welfare, Social Security and Healthcare for all. I am also very concerned about the genocide in DarFur as well as how America plans on contributing funds to aid the third world."

    That's all I have to say for now, may the spirit of Jesus be with all, especially the sinners who still have not found the way. May they one day find happiness.

    Wash O'Hanley
    Last edited by Wash O'Hanley; 04-01-2007, 09:40 AM.
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    Re: Wash O'Hanley's campaign against Global Warming 2007

    Okay, I think I'm going to be sick now.

    Brother Wash, say it ain't so!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: Wash O'Hanley's campaign against Global Warming 2007

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Okay, I think I'm going to be sick now.

      Brother Wash, say it ain't so!!

      Lordy! Lordy! Wash has seen the light

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        Re: Wash O'Hanley's campaign against Global Warming 2007

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Okay, I think I'm going to be sick now.

        Brother Wash, say it ain't so!!
        His new signature is particularly disturbing!

        http://www.darfur-awareness.org
        Sustainable living from the creators of the GrowthBusters podcast and the documentary film, GrowthBusters: Hooked on Growth

        http://www.greenpeace.org/usa/
        Wash, you DO realize that those overpopulation people advocate birth control, right?!

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        • #5
          Re: Wash O'Hanley's campaign against Global Warming 2007



          Dear Jesus, please say it isn't so. I always thought that God was strong in Bro... I guess it's just Wash now, isn't it? Satan got his grubby little fingers in him and pulled him down to his side. I'd like to think it's not too late. I will be praying for Jesus to bring you back to the fold, Wash. I will be praying as hard as I have ever done.
          I'm dreading hearing who they put into his timeslot now that his career is over...
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          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
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            Re: Wash O'Hanley's campaign against Global Warming 2007

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            I'm dreading hearing who they put into his timeslot now that his career is over...
            Funny you should mention that....The other pastors and I have been discussing that very question.

            There is an up-and-coming young turk out there who looks promising. Ben Ferguson is his name...The youngest talk show host in America, a fresh face in the GOP, and a proud virgin. He looks like a breath of fresh air to be honest.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              Re: Wash O'Hanley's campaign against Global Warming 2007

              Immediate intervention.......

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              • #8
                Re: Wash O'Hanley's campaign against Global Warming 2007

                Just kidding. APRIL FOOLS!

                I'll worry about DarFur as soon as it gets some of that Texas tea under it. Global Warming is still a scam. Barack Obama is still a no good negro that robs 7-11's. Overpopulation is not a problem and never will be. Greenpeace, PETA and the DarFur Awareness programs can all have contributions from me, they'll just have to wait for me to go to the bathroom to get it for them (I had Mexican food for dinner).

                Bonzo2- Get a job you worthless sack of filth. No one likes you.
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                  Re: Wash O'Hanley's campaign against Global Warming 2007

                  Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                  Just kidding. APRIL FOOLS!

                  I'll worry about DarFur as soon as it gets some of that Texas tea under it. Global Warming is still a scam. Barack Obama is still a no good negro that robs 7-11's. Overpopulation is not a problem and never will be. Greenpeace, PETA and the DarFur Awareness programs can all have contributions from me, they'll just have to wait for me to go to the bathroom to get it for them (I had Mexican food for dinner).

                  Bonzo2- Get a job you worthless sack of filth. No one likes you.
                  I guess the audition we scheduled with Ben Ferguson will be a bit akward then....
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Wash O'Hanley's campaign against Global Warming 2007

                    Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                    Just kidding. APRIL FOOLS!

                    I'll worry about DarFur as soon as it gets some of that Texas tea under it. Global Warming is still a scam. Barack Obama is still a no good negro that robs 7-11's. Overpopulation is not a problem and never will be. Greenpeace, PETA and the DarFur Awareness programs can all have contributions from me, they'll just have to wait for me to go to the bathroom to get it for them (I had Mexican food for dinner).

                    Bonzo2- Get a job you worthless sack of filth. No one likes you.
                    As drenched as my pillow is with tears, that was a good one, Brother Wash!
                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Wash O'Hanley's campaign against Global Warming 2007

                      Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                      Just kidding. APRIL FOOLS!

                      I'll worry about DarFur as soon as it gets some of that Texas tea under it. Global Warming is still a scam. Barack Obama is still a no good negro that robs 7-11's. Overpopulation is not a problem and never will be. Greenpeace, PETA and the DarFur Awareness programs can all have contributions from me, they'll just have to wait for me to go to the bathroom to get it for them (I had Mexican food for dinner).

                      Bonzo2- Get a job you worthless sack of filth. No one likes you.
                      Funny one Wash. Good thing Jesus made the Pastors think twice because they were filling out the paper work of a emergency Soul Saving. Praise The Lord He guided them to look at their cylinders to see it was April the 1st.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Wash O'Hanley's campaign against Global Warming 2007

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        Funny one Wash. Good thing Jesus made the Pastors think twice because they were filling out the paper work of a emergency Soul Saving. Praise The Lord He guided them to look at their cylinders to see it was April the 1st.
                        Oh, was that supposed to be cancelled?

                        RUN, Wash!

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