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  • Good News! Iceland soon bankrupt, government in chaos!

    Thank you, Jesus!

    He has heard our prayers and is moving across the waters to strike down the Icelandic people. Even as we enjoy our morning coffee, here in Iowa, the Icelandic newspapers are bristling with the fear and trembling that comes from learning that the US will not intervene in the squabble Iceland is having with England and the Netherlands.

    Tough Luck, Charlies! You'll soon be bankrupt and internationally destitute... Do you regret, yet, your rejection of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

    Were afraid of a national bankruptcy in 2011

    FRIDAY, 19 FEBRUARY 2010 06:04

    Einar Gunnarsson, undersecretary of the ministry of foreign affairs, and Kristjan Guy Burgess, assistant of the minister of foreign affairs had a meeting with Sam Watson, who runs the embassy of the United States of America here in Iceland since there has not been set a new ambassador.

    In a confidential document which was sent from the embassy to the American government, and published at the website Wikileaks last night, is a reference by Einar that if things go the worst way possible in the Icesave case could Iceland become bankrupt next year. Einar and Kristjan said that the Icelandic government needs international support in its battle against England and Netherlands. Watson said that the American government is going to keep its neutrality in this case.

    In the memo is also a quote of Einar and Kristjan that such neutrality is in fact impossible when two large countries are repressing a small country.

    In the document also says that Watson had met with Ian Whiting, ambassador of England in Iceland. There is a quote of Whiting where he says that the English government has had misleading messages from the Icelandic government. At first they had spoken about the referendum but then they want new contracts.

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    Re: Good News! Iceland soon bankrupt, government in chaos!

    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
    Thank you, Jesus!

    He has heard our prayers and is moving across the waters to strike down the Icelandic people.
    Amen! I shall pray a little reminder to Jesus that, once He arrives, He breathe though His mouth; lest the stench of maggoty polar bear corpses, beheaded penguins and clubbed baby seals offend His Holy Nostrils.

    Of course, Icelanders love to wallow in such stinking filth, and are immune to the smell.
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      Re: Good News! Iceland soon bankrupt, government in chaos!

      Shout Glory everyone! Our Prayers are being answered! Within 3 years Iceland will be for sale for less than the cost of the new carpeting in our church mezzanine.

      Any suggestions what we could do with it? Maybe we could use it as America's penal colony once Sarah Palin is elected as President. GITMO is too cozy for the queer terrorists we'll be arresting.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        Re: Good News! Iceland soon bankrupt, government in chaos!

        I like your Thinking Pastor. Could we also send all the sodomite's and lesbos there? They all are on the path to Hell, lets get them as close to the entrance as possible. We could call it God's expressway to HELL!

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        • #5
          Re: Good News! Iceland soon bankrupt, government in chaos!

          I'm going to pray that Obama doesn't send them 27 billion dollars to help bail them out.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: Good News! Iceland soon bankrupt, government in chaos!

            If Iceland goes fully bankrupt, does this mean they'll have to shut down production of Bjorks? Praise! Shout glory!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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            • #7
              Re: Good News! Iceland soon bankrupt, government in chaos!

              This is truly excellent news. And proof of the power of prayer.

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              • #8
                Re: Good News! Iceland soon bankrupt, government in chaos!

                Praise The LORD! Lets hope our demonstration of the power of prayer will save some of their souls.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • #9
                  Re: Good News! Iceland soon bankrupt, government in chaos!

                  It's no surprise that a third-world country like Iceland is bankrupt. There is a shrinking market in penguin eggs and polar bear fur. Besides, have you ever heard of an eskimo who had smart financial sense? Quick...name one famous eskimo who is rich. Heck, name any famous eskimo!

                  Perhaps one day Iceland will embrace True Christianity(tm) and become civilized. I am thinking since we had success with our mission to Australia, perhaps we could start a new one in Iceland? Savages like Icelandic eskimos are actually very easy to convert.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Good News! Iceland soon bankrupt, government in chaos!

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    It's no surprise that a third-world country like Iceland is bankrupt. There is a shrinking market in penguin eggs and polar bear fur. Besides, have you ever heard of an eskimo who had smart financial sense? Quick...name one famous eskimo who is rich. Heck, name any famous eskimo!

                    Perhaps one day Iceland will embrace True Christianity™ and become civilized. I am thinking since we had success with our mission to Australia, perhaps we could start a new one in Iceland? Savages like Icelandic eskimos are actually very easy to convert.
                    Excellent suggestion Brother. Let's see if we can't get a Mission to Iceland organized for Easter. Maybe we can teach these savage eskimos to respect Jesus and stop worshiping their Thor demon.

                    I'm ready to convert the whole Godforsaken rock to True Christianity™!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #11
                      Re: Good News! Iceland soon bankrupt, government in chaos!

                      Hate to burst your bubble but Iceland's economy is on the rise again . It seems that having well educated public and a surrounding sea full of the Good Lords fish is going to save them out of this pickle. Not only that but they also seem to have rights to the biggest oil regions in the world. Who knew there'd be so much oil that close to Hell's entrance? If all goes according to predictions they'll have more money then all the arabic oil states combined!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Good News! Iceland soon bankrupt, government in chaos!

                        Originally posted by Isfold View Post
                        Hate to burst your bubble but Iceland's economy is on the rise again . It seems that having well educated public and a surrounding sea full of the Good Lords fish is going to save them out of this pickle. Not only that but they also seem to have rights to the biggest oil regions in the world. Who knew there'd be so much oil that close to Hell's entrance? If all goes according to predictions they'll have more money then all the arabic oil states combined!!
                        On the rise? Did the iceland GDP double because someone found some coins in their couch?
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Good News! Iceland soon bankrupt, government in chaos!

                          Originally posted by Isfold View Post
                          Hate to burst your bubble but Iceland's economy is on the rise again.
                          Eh, having to pay the English and the Dutch 5 billion is not exactly "on the rise again".

                          If all goes according to predictions they'll have more money then all the arabic oil states combined!!
                          Suuuuuure....
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • #14
                            Re: Good News! Iceland soon bankrupt, government in chaos!

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            On the rise? Did the iceland GDP double because someone found some coins in their couch?
                            Ok. That was funny! I'll give you that much!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Good News! Iceland soon bankrupt, government in chaos!

                              There are fewer so-called "people" in Iceland (320,000) than there are in Bakersfield, California (321,000). The least populous state in the US (Wyoming) has almost double the number of people as Iceland. There are nearly 1000x as many people in the United States as there are in Iceland. The United States spends more on its military than every other country in the world combined.

                              So how long do you think Iceland would keep their oil and sovereignity if any valuable oil deposits are discovered? My guess is about three hours.

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