THANK YOU Citizens of Freehold!

[Alfred King]

THANK YOU Citizens of Freehold!

The attendance to my BBQ has been beyond my wildest expectations. I am very grateful to the citizens of Freehold for that they have shown their support to my cause in such great numbers!

The food was great (thank you again Mrs. Johnson), the music was great, the atmosphere was great. I has been amazing.

I do have to apologize for the neighbor yelling through a bullhorn and his shooting at the children's balloons. I suppose we are fortunate he has great aim and no one got harmed. I think incidents like these are yet another sign we need CHANGE in Freehold. We especially need to change the Freehold Police Department, who completely ignored my complaints about this. The same applies to the Freehold Fire Department, they damaged Mrs. Johnson's house while there was not even a fire.

It's time for CHANGE in Freehold!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: THANK YOU Citizens of Freehold!

I am sure Mr. Johnson would never have approved of this. You should be ashamed for taking advantage of Mrs. Johnson. You can be sure me and my sons are all going to vote for Johny Joe Hold!

[Miss Cassandra]

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Wow, it was SO GREAT!

I really liked the magician's show, I've never seen something like it before! People like this always were chased out of Freehold, until now.

I also really liked your speech about change, mr. King. I noticed you have spoken to quite a lot of discontented people here, of some of these problems even I didn't know the magnitude. I've talked with mr. Coleridge there as well, is it true he will become Head of the Education Department, and introduce inspections of home-schooling programs?

Anyway, it was a shame that old savage tried to ruin the party with his gun. I know mrs. Johnson quite well, she always has problems with this guy. He often tries to kill her pet animals. After a while, you get used to that, but I think it would be great if this kind of behaviour got the treatment it deserved, somewhere in a mental asylum.

Freehold Citizens for CHANGE!

[Alfred King]

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Wow, it was SO GREAT!

Thank you!

I've talked with mr. Coleridge there as well, is it true he will become Head of the Education Department, and introduce inspections of home-schooling programs?

Well, this is of course up to the voters of Freehold, but I certainly hope so.

Anyway, it was a shame that old savage tried to ruin the party with his gun. I know mrs. Johnson quite well, she always has problems with this guy.

Yes, she told me about that. I was happily surprised he didn't seem to scare the people away. I was afraid that migth happen once he started shooting. But it seems the people of Freehold are used to these things.

somewhere in a mental asylum

I could not agree more.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I could not agree more.

So this is the "CHANGE" we can expect from you? Just lock up everyone who disagrees with you? Why do you not just leave Freehold and leave us alone?

[Samuel Coleridge]

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It was truly a great event. Yes, Mr. King if you ask me to, I will be glad to ensure that a minimum standard of education is upheld with home schooled children.

Also, that roasted garlic hummus with fresh pita was to die for. I simply must get that recipe!

[Alfred King]

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I will be glad to ensure that a minimum standard of education is upheld with home schooled children.

Thank you!

Also, that roasted garlic hummus with fresh pita was to die for. I simply must get that recipe!

I am glad to hear that. The recipe is on it's way.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I'm sure you had a great time. I bet all five people who showed up really enjoyed themselves.

[Miss Cassandra]

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I'm sure you had a great time. I bet all five people who showed up really enjoyed themselves.

Uhmm...eye witness account of the event which took place Sunday:

That BBQ is a total disaster! There is a huge crowd at Mrs. Johnson, I didn't even know we had that many people in Freehold. And the worst thing is there is actually gospel music! It's terrible.

I was expecting a lot of negros but weirdly enough most visitors seem to be white. Except for that awful Gospel Choir. I shot their amplifier but it seems they brought a spare. There are much more woman than man though. There was also some balloon clown for the children but he stopped making balloon animals after I shot a few of those.

Five people? Mr. King, me, mr. Coleridge and Mrs. Johnson already make four. That means that one person is left for the gospel choir.

Don't you realize how ridiculous you sound, reverend? well, you will have time to think about that when mr. King jails you because of your role in Project Habakkuk!

[James Dewitt]

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The question is how many did Al buss in from Des Monies, and are on his payroll.

[Miss Cassandra]

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The question is how many did Al buss in from Des Monies, and are on his payroll.

Well, I know someone who was bussed in from New York by Hold...oh, wait...I'm talking to that person right now.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I am sure Mr. Johnson would never have approved of this. You should be ashamed for taking advantage of Mrs. Johnson. You can be sure me and my sons are all going to vote for Johny Joe Hold!

Wait, a Negro took advantage of Mrs. Johnson? Was she in town at the time, and did she scream? If she didn't scream, she'll have to be stoned alongside the Negro.

What if she was in the country? She'll escape being stoned, but she might be bearing his unholy spawn!

Where's Bobby-Joe and the boys to straighten this out?

The question is how many did Al bus in from Des Monies, and are on his payroll.

Yes, I bet Al Sharpton there . . . I mean, King . . . wants to set up a new trailer park just inside the city limits and stack it with bleeding-heart liberals, atheists, wiccans, homosexuals, and all other sorts of God-mockers!

[Alfred King]

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I'm sure you had a great time.

We sure did!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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We sure did!

Do you really think you can beat My Left Shoe?

It's a True Progressive(tm), not a closet moderate like you!

[Aristotle]

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Thank you!

I am glad to hear that. The recipe is on it's way.

You should be ashamed of yourself! People only showed up because of the food. All the TrueChristians™ in Freehold are NOT going to vote for you, or support your ungodly platform.