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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1

    My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!



    Grandpa Jones?

    Uh-uh. I ain't claiming no animal as my relative. The word of God makes it very clear that animals were created separate from human beings and are different from human beings.

    I Corinthians 15:39, "All flesh is not the same flesh: but there is one kind of flesh of men, another flesh of beasts, another of fishes, and another of birds."

    No, God did not use evolution to create us. According to evolutionists, it took millions of years of life and death struggle for a single-cell organism to develop into a man and all the life forms we see today. In the Genesis account, God makes it very clear that there was no death before Eve sinned--so no evolution could have taken place. The animals ate plants and so did Adam and Eve. Death did not reign until Adam and Eve disobeyed and, of course, by then they were already human.

    Common sense should tell us that there is no no way a single cell organism is just going to happen (and then just develop a reproductive system--with sperm and eggs--and then just start populating the whole earth--while the right combination of gases form to support all the life forms we have today--not to mention food sources).

    Take a look around--what we have on earth is a wonderfully functioning system in which disparate units work together--food chains, ecological, biological, geological systems and evaporation cycle, etc. Common sense would tell you that somebody had to have designed it. The Bible says it was God. In fact, Colossians 1 says that by Jesus Christ all things consist.

    The following is an overview of creation as found in the book of Genesis. Notice how orderly everything was created.


    Day Created
    One (1) Light

    Two (2) Firmament/Sky

    Three (3) Dry land appeared, Seas gathered, Plants

    Four (4) Sun, Moon, Stars

    Five (5) Animals that live in water, Fowls/Birds

    Six (6) Cattle, creeping thing, beasts of the earth, Man and Woman

    Seven (7) God rested/ceased from His work which He had made.


    It is quite clear that God finished creation in six days. After each day's creation, the account is punctuated with, "And the evening and the morning were the ___th day." Therefore we are not talking 2,000 year days.

    I heard a scoffer remark that God couldn't have created light (1st day) before the Sun (4th day). Yes, He could, He can do anything. In addition, the sun is not the only source of light--look at those little critters called lightning bugs. Look at that lamp in your office. Light is not contingent on the sun. God is full of Light. In fact, there will be no sun or moon in heaven for God will be the Light thereof.

    The theory of evolution is not new, it's just got a new name to it. People have been worshipping trees and animals for thousands of years, claiming that such are their gods. Is that not what the evolutionist says? He says, "God didn't create me, I came from an animal." Do they not say that a gorilla is their Grandpa? That there is a bird in my family tree? How about a rat? God's answer is in Romans 1:22-23:

    "Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, and changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to...birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things."

    By the way, the chicken came before the egg.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post


    Grandpa Jones?

    Godly point this Sunday Pastor Zeke. I've had enough of this evolution nonsense. I am offer $10,000 USD to anyone who can prove that this gorilla pictured is Pastor Zeke granny. Well come on Darwnists, it is put up or shut up time!

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
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      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

      Hmmmmm, Nigras must be monkies then. They sure do look like the same species
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      • Virginia Day Templeton
        Christ's Battle Axe
         
        • Dec 2006
        • 2827

        #4
        Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

        Sister, I think that's an example of MICROevolution, which does happen, as opposed to macroevolution, which does not. It's very important to differentiate between the two.
        Last edited by Virginia Day Templeton; 07-24-2007, 07:12 PM.
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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

          Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
          Sister, I think that's an example of MICROevolution, which does happen, as opposed to macroevolution, which does not. It's very important to differentiate between the two.
          Excellent point Sister Virginia, not one single instance of MARCO evolution has been observed. Well what about it Darwinists, there is no proof for your pet theory.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

          Hot Must ReadThreads!


          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #6
            Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

            Shout GLORY!!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
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              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

              Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
              Sister, I think that's an example of MICROevolution, which does happen, as opposed to macroevolution, which does not. It's very important to differentiate between the two.
              Microevolution is nothing more than breeding. Labradoodles are proof of "microevolution".
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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #8
                Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                I've found that most people I've met who are Darwinists are filled with self-hate. I think they feel that they have to denigrate themselves (and, by extension, everyone else) in order to reconcile this hate with what is obviously the perfect order as laid out by God 6,000+ years ago.

                They feel that they don't deserve the Glory of God and so they try to monkey around (literally) with the cold hard truth of Creation in order to drag everyone down to their level of debasement.

                Sad. Very sad.

                They try to make all of this so DIFFICULT, but all they have to do is say thanks in their words and their deeds.

                (Matthew 5:16) "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven."



                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth
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                • Dutch Girl
                  Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 283

                  #9
                  Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                  Are you sure he is not your granddad? The resemblance is striking!


                  Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                  - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                  • Jonesey
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                    • May 2011
                    • 50

                    #10
                    Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                    Want to know something really disgusting? Here in England they put Darwin's blasphemous face on our bank notes. As if our currency isn't already stupid enough, now it is also an affront to the Baby Jesus.
                    God Bless America. How I envy you all. Your food tastes way better than ours, and your newspapers don't have columns by women in ethnic headscarves about ethical shopping.

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                    • SheepOfGod
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                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 119

                      #11
                      Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                      Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                      Are you sure he is not your granddad? The resemblance is striking!
                      Hush your mouth athiest slut. I find it ironic how athiests try to say us Christians are full of hate yet in religious debates they are always the ones spitting out the personal atacks against the people of God. Read a Bible and open your mind.
                      GOD HATE FAGS
                      Athiesm is a form of mental illness that should be treated immediately.

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                      • Humongous
                        Ms. Sham Wow 2011
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 263

                        #12
                        Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                        well, the only thing i have in common with a monkey is that I can accurately fling feces at sinners passin my trailer. Keeps those damned ecyclopediatric salesmen off my property!
                        Genesis 1:24
                        And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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                        • Monika
                          Unsaved trash, Hateful slut
                          • Jun 2011
                          • 3

                          #13
                          Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                          Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                          Are you sure he is not your granddad? The resemblance is striking!
                          Kindly don't insult the gorilla by comparing it to Pastor's gramma - have some decency.
                          1 Corinthians 14:34-36
                          Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

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                          • Monika
                            Unsaved trash, Hateful slut
                            • Jun 2011
                            • 3

                            #14
                            Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                            Originally posted by SheepOfGod View Post
                            Hush your mouth athiest slut. I find it ironic how athiests try to say us Christians are full of hate yet in religious debates they are always the ones spitting out the personal atacks against the people of God. Read a Bible and open your mind.
                            You misspelled "atheist" twice and "attacks" ones. I would expect more from someone who want his word to carry any weight.

                            Then you go on about Hate but you start your reply with derogatory word "Slut". You kind of shoot yourself in a foot by this very reply. Lunging vulgarism to get point across, is not going to persuade anyone that you’re right. Instead it demonstrates how feeble you are, hiding behind crudity to blanket your low self esteem and your awareness of raising a weak argument.

                            god bless
                            1 Corinthians 14:34-36
                            Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

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                            • MisterM
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 1480

                              #15
                              Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                              Originally posted by Monika View Post
                              You misspelled "atheist" twice and "attacks" ones. I would expect more from someone who want his word to carry any weight.

                              Then you go on about Hate but you start your reply with derogatory word "Slut".
                              Atheist woman = slut. That is not insult, it is a fact.

                              Lunging vulgarism to get point across, is not going to persuade anyone that you’re right.
                              Look who's talking... I don't think you have any rights to insult sheepofgod. You are the one who is full of hate.


                              YiC, M
                              Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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