Special thanks to Pastors Pistol and Marshall.

[Bobby-Joe]

I would like to thank both Pastor Al Pistole and Pastor Marshall for coming threw in a tight spot for Security Detail. I would like to thank both Pastor Al Pistol and Pastor Marshall for coming threw in a tight spot for Security Detail.

As some of you are aware Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was going to visit Freehold for the Iraqi Freedom Days Celebration. While we of Freehold naturally welcome a honorary white-woman like Dr. Rice to our Christian community we were rather interested to learn that the State Department wanted to handle security for her visit. Of course we also welcome Blackwater USA associates and we fully appreciate the enthusiasm, nay gusto, they bring to their job. Jesus knows in their honor we still haven’t filled some of the bullet holes on the Risen Savior’s Victory Blvd from their last visit. Still, for all our admiration of Blackwater USA we are of the opinion that Blackwater USA far more needed protecting our brave men and women in the Green Zone than wasted here in Freehold, Iowa.

So we were in a quandary as to what to; the State Department was insistent on bringing Blackwater USA into Freehold and Pastor Deacon Fred put it best telling us in the Security Detail “Jesus wants those (Christians Gentlemen) killing His enemies in Ragheadland not shooting (pictures) out of Freehold”. Well that is were Pastor Pistol stepped in. He contracted Pastor Marshall in North Carolina and two of them put together a rather impressive Security Enhancement Package for Dr. Rice’s visit. Let me tell you after they were done with all the heavy caliber weapons covering ever possible part of Dr. Rice’s route threw Freehold with all those “beaten zones” “interdicting lines of fire” “bore sighted weapons” that anyone trying to start a shoot out would quickly be off to see Jesus for their Final Judgment.

We showed this to the State Department and Blackwater USA they both agreed that only a utter suicidal fool into futile gestures would attempt anything in Pastor Pistol’s and Marshall’s “Meat Grinder” (the charming nickname the Security Enhancement Package was given) So a big thanks to Pastor Pistol and Marshall for their great work.

Oh and BTW Dr. Rice had to sadly cancel her visit do a sudden commitment. It is sad because I was so looking forward to getting one of the automatic grenade launchers. Have a fun time at the Iraqi Freedom Days Celebration.

[Marshall]

Re: Special thanks to Pastors Pistol and Marshall.

I suppose we can always use the ordnance for something else.
Maybe a family day at the range or something during the Iraqi Freedom Days celebration. I think we still have some out of towner Japanese bikes and cars in the impound lot, couldn't we use them for targets instead of selling them at auction? It's a known fact that Japanese vehicles in city limits simply don't sell well or at all really, even at auction.
Just a thought and thanks for the accolades, just doing the Lords will.