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  • Brother Snapper Grogan
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 608

    #1

    Please pray for the Godly Australians

    All 30 or 40 of us.

    I know that some - most - of you think that there are no Godly Australians, but I have photographic proof that there are! We gathered today in this God-forsaken country's capital, braving the cold, to ask Jesus to deliver us and make us like unto His Holy Land, the USA (except not with a Negra or a woman head of state).

    Please pray for us as we bravely battle homo marriage, baby-killers, and the Powers of Atheist Darkness, i.e., Satan's Prime Poodle Julia Gillard!
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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

    Glory to the highest! It's wonderful to see that there are still a few Christians left in the land of Vegemite and Fosters.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Brother Snapper Grogan
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 608

      #3
      Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

      Bless you, Pastor Levi.

      I must apologise for the third picture though. I had to admonish Sister Sheila's husband for allowing her to paint a sign suggesting that we have a joo heritage (though she misspelled it - as you could expect from a woman) as well as a Christian one. Brother Bruce has assured me that he will administer an appropriate beating.

      We have to be eternally vigilant when we allow our womenfolk to express an opinion.
      What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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      • Disciple Luke
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2010
        • 165

        #4
        Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

        God Bless Reverend Fred Nile.

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        • Mrs. Rogers
          compassion personified
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2692

          #5
          Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

          Brother Snapper, never in all my life have I been so moved by a set of photos. May the magnificence of the Australian Christian be an inspiration to us all: born of criminals and Abos, and yet Born Again. I was particularly affected by this photo:



          He is not ashamed of JESUS; our Saviour's bloody face is there for all to see, including any children who might be about. Glory! Indeed, this man is in the throes of Christian joy ... arms raised, face beaming, looking upwards to that which only we Christians can see. Thank goodness he is not the only Christian there, as lone Christians -- when overcome with the Power of Jesus -- are quite often mistaken for psychiatric ward escapees. All part and parcel of the persecution we must endure.
          True Christians are Perfect!

          Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

          Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

          For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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          • Sister Charli
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 1590

            #6
            Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

            Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
            All 30 or 40 of us.

            Please pray for us as we bravely battle homo marriage, baby-killers, and the Powers of Atheist Darkness, i.e., Satan's Prime Poodle Julia Gillard!
            Oh Bless you Brother Grogan,

            How exciting for you to be part of the congregation today showing their love of Jesus.
            2 Chronicles 7:14
            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #7
              Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

              Let us pray that God chooses to now keep the planet from it's Satanic change in tilt so that America is in eternal summer.

              I do have sympathy for those in the British penal colony known as Australia and each resident there is welcome to apply for immigration here.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • Brother Snapper Grogan
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 608

                #8
                Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

                Bless you all for your prayers.
                Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
                God Bless Reverend Fred Nile.
                Hallelujah, Brother Luke - I remember the Good Reverend every day in my prayer closet.

                Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                All part and parcel of the persecution we must endure.
                Just another blessing upon us, Mrs. Rogers, who endure persecution for His Name's sake.

                Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                I do have sympathy for those in the British penal colony known as Australia and each resident there is welcome to apply for immigration here.
                Thank you, SBTL. The temptation is sometimes unendurable. Often, when I'm meditating upon The Lord, I'm visited by visions of the Promised Land of Freehold, and what it would be like to live in His Own Country. But then I understand that He is justly punishing me by placing me here. Though I don't know the reason for His wrath, yet I must abide it.
                What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                • Warner S. Davidson
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 586

                  #9
                  Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

                  Brother Snapper

                  Those images give much hope even though we face troubled times in this once great land. Praise Jesus

                  Disturbing news this morning that the Lesbotron, Atheist, Communist, Tree Hugging, Unmarried, Union Pandering, Ginger Freak-show Julia Gillard is now ahead in the polls

                  I do hope that there is plenty of real estate for sale in Freehold as there is sure to be mass emigration from Australia after next weeks election
                  2 Samuel 22:31

                  As for God, His way is perfect;
                  The word of the LORD is proven;
                  He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                  • Sister Christina
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 364

                    #10
                    Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

                    Originally posted by Warner S. Davidson View Post
                    Disturbing news this morning that the Lesbotron, Atheist, Communist, Tree Hugging, Unmarried, Union Pandering, Ginger Freak-show Julia Gillard is now ahead in the polls
                    Oh my...my prayers will be with you, Brothers and Sisters.
                    "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                    • Brother Snapper Grogan
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 608

                      #11
                      Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

                      Originally posted by Warner S. Davidson View Post
                      Disturbing news this morning that the Lesbotron, Atheist, Communist, Tree Hugging, Unmarried, Union Pandering, Ginger Freak-show Julia Gillard is now ahead in the polls
                      Fear not, Brother Warner. I'm absolutely confident that Jesus was with us yesterday and that He heard our prayers. I know that He'd even let that kiddie-fiddling catlicker, Tony Abbot, win over her!
                      Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
                      Oh my...my prayers will be with you, Brothers and Sisters.
                      Bless you, DenmarkianLady - we folks from cursed countries are a great source of comfort to each other.
                      What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                      • Warner S. Davidson
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 586

                        #12
                        Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

                        Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
                        Fear not, Brother Warner. I'm absolutely confident that Jesus was with us yesterday and that He heard our prayers. I know that He'd even let that kiddie-fiddling catlicker, Tony Abbot, win over her!
                        .
                        Too true Brother Snapper, at least the Pedotron Abbott is the correct gender for a Prime Minister

                        I will be praying that both Gillard and Abbott are stripped to the bare bones by a plague of God's Locusts .....and that the truly great and rightful Australian leader (and very good friend of George W Bush) John Winston Howard will be once again poised to lead us - Praise Jesus
                        2 Samuel 22:31

                        As for God, His way is perfect;
                        The word of the LORD is proven;
                        He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                        • Lisa H
                          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 5070

                          #13
                          Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

                          Originally posted by Warner S. Davidson View Post
                          Too true Brother Snapper, at least the Pedotron Abbott is the correct gender for a Prime Minister

                          I will be praying that both Gillard and Abbott are stripped to the bare bones by a plague of God's Locusts .....and that the truly great and rightful Australian leader (and very good friend of George W Bush) John Winston Howard will be once again poised to lead us - Praise Jesus
                          Brother Warner it does not take much for Abbott to strip. any excuse will do. I really do not want to see Julia Gizzard stripping.

                          Tony Abbot on campaign trail

                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Brother Snapper Grogan
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 608

                            #14
                            Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

                            Originally posted by Warner S. Davidson View Post
                            Too true Brother Snapper, at least the Pedotron Abbott is the correct gender for a Prime Minister

                            I will be praying that both Gillard and Abbott are stripped to the bare bones by a plague of God's Locusts .....and that the truly great and rightful Australian leader (and very good friend of George W Bush) John Winston Howard will be once again poised to lead us - Praise Jesus
                            Hallelujah , Brother! Oh, that these old eyes should live to see that glorious day!
                            What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                            • Jo Freddie
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                              Hateful God mocking pirate
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 6339

                              #15
                              Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

                              To my friends down under... You do have an alternative in your upcoming election...

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