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Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs...Perverted homosexual recruiters!
Dear Friends,
Have you heard your children talking about Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs, etc? If you think they're talking about hockey, you need to read this article and get your belt ready for some serious disciplining. Because in todays degenerate and decadent youth culture, "skaters" don't do anything manly like shooting to score, or body-checks. No, today a "skater" is this:
And this:
First of all, why "Skaters"? Why don't they call themselves "boarders"? That's a perfectly heterosexual name. But no, they call themselves "skaters", because they want to be thought of as this:
Apart from confusing themselves with figure skaters, they also confuse themselves with rollerskaters, like the infamous 70's porn star "rollergirl". In fact, rollerskates are still commonly worm by female porn stars (though never male ones). Do you want your son to be confused with people whos sole skill is their ability to endure anal pounding by "mandingo's" oversized sin-stick? (sin-log, in his case).
RollerSKATER porn is the most deviant kind of porn, as my extensive studies have confirmed. A perfect example of the genre has the pubescent-looking Leanni Lei rollerSKATING in a park, where she meets a man named "Max Hardcore", who then spends the rest of the video subjecting her rectum to experiences that no parent wants to see their child enjoy.
For those who doubt how influential that video is, here's actress and illegal immigrant Selina Gomez, doing her best Leanni Lei impression
Are these the ideal role models for your children? Lace-wearing pretty-boys and pint-sized porn starlets?
A popular skateboarding move is to "rail". Typical results of "railing" can be seen in this video:
Why are skaters so interested in this? Why are otherwise Real American boys willing to shatter their seed-sacks, rendering them incapable of producing Real American children, and thus allowing the demographic destruction of the Real American race? (If hispanics smashed their testicles for fun, you could bet the liberals would do something to stop it.)
Maybe it's the idea of a hard rod pounding them between the buttocks that makes skaters so interested in "railing". I don't care why they do it. I just want them to stop.
And let's not forget that skateboarding was invented in California. And is inspired by surfing, an occult ritual of the savage hawaiians. Hawaii is where Obama grew up in a madrassa and was infected by the islamic taint.
Friends, get your paddles and your belts ready for some serious spiritual warfare. And remember, when spanking with a belt, always hit them with the metal part.
Have you heard your children talking about Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs, etc? If you think they're talking about hockey, you need to read this article and get your belt ready for some serious disciplining. Because in todays degenerate and decadent youth culture, "skaters" don't do anything manly like shooting to score, or body-checks. No, today a "skater" is this:
And this:
First of all, why "Skaters"? Why don't they call themselves "boarders"? That's a perfectly heterosexual name. But no, they call themselves "skaters", because they want to be thought of as this:
Apart from confusing themselves with figure skaters, they also confuse themselves with rollerskaters, like the infamous 70's porn star "rollergirl". In fact, rollerskates are still commonly worm by female porn stars (though never male ones). Do you want your son to be confused with people whos sole skill is their ability to endure anal pounding by "mandingo's" oversized sin-stick? (sin-log, in his case).
RollerSKATER porn is the most deviant kind of porn, as my extensive studies have confirmed. A perfect example of the genre has the pubescent-looking Leanni Lei rollerSKATING in a park, where she meets a man named "Max Hardcore", who then spends the rest of the video subjecting her rectum to experiences that no parent wants to see their child enjoy.
For those who doubt how influential that video is, here's actress and illegal immigrant Selina Gomez, doing her best Leanni Lei impression
A popular skateboarding move is to "rail". Typical results of "railing" can be seen in this video:
Why are skaters so interested in this? Why are otherwise Real American boys willing to shatter their seed-sacks, rendering them incapable of producing Real American children, and thus allowing the demographic destruction of the Real American race? (If hispanics smashed their testicles for fun, you could bet the liberals would do something to stop it.)
Maybe it's the idea of a hard rod pounding them between the buttocks that makes skaters so interested in "railing". I don't care why they do it. I just want them to stop.
And let's not forget that skateboarding was invented in California. And is inspired by surfing, an occult ritual of the savage hawaiians. Hawaii is where Obama grew up in a madrassa and was infected by the islamic taint.
Friends, get your paddles and your belts ready for some serious spiritual warfare. And remember, when spanking with a belt, always hit them with the metal part.
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