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  • AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneeze

    Dear Friends,

    Don't sit behind a great big fruit
    You can catch it when they toot.

    Don't do the nails of a stinking dyke
    Lez-be-friends, they scratch and bite.

    Don't let nancies teach your kid
    They will hump them in a shed

    Don't share a comb with a drama queen
    The secrete AIDS when they clean

    Don't let them trim your apple tree
    They cover bark with HIV

    Don't let them use your restroom sink
    Barbershop or ice cream rink

    Best thing to do with a gay ol boy
    Is beat him to death by a pond of koi.*

    Grab a shovel for an indigo girl
    Smack her head til her tootsies curl.*

    Don't let 'em lie that its a choice
    Without breath they'll have no voice.

    * Artistic license -- True Christians™ follow all secular laws!

    Yours in His Love,
    bab

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    Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez

    Another True Christian(tm) poet! I am amazed at how much talent God has invested in us True Christians(tm). It seems like everyone of us has some profound spiritual gift or another. The above poem is more evidence that God loves True Christians(tm) the best!
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • #3
      Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez

      Dear Brother,

      Thank you! It was like an angel whispered the words in my ear to the tune of "The Star-Spangled Banner".



      Yours in Him,
      BAB

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        Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez

        Amen Brother BaBs! When God gives you the AIDS--And it is God who gives people the AIDS--make Lemon-AIDS!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez

          Not only is it a beautiful expression of creativity and raw talent, but everything there is also scientifically accurate. The Homosexual Agenda has its tentacles wrapped up all over HIV/AIDS education and are fearful about letting the public know how easy AIDS can get spread. You can get AIDS from touching a homosexual, breathing in the air they exhale, or even having indirect contact with them.

          PROOF: Look at Africa. There are millions and millions of AIDS cases, yet extremely low numbers of homosexuals (fortunately they get put to death). AIDS doesn't just spread by gay sex. The gays put their disgusting bodily fluids in the drinking water and spread it around to the whole continent.

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            Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez

            Well, HIV is spread through heterosexuals in africa too. And also by mother to infant. The viral numbers in saliva or sweat are neglible. The bigger question is how it spread from non human primates. Bushmeat?

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              Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez

              Originally posted by Jasco69 View Post
              Bushmeat?
              I hope that's not a euphemism for perverted things involving President Obama.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez

                Originally posted by Jasco69 View Post
                Well, HIV is spread through heterosexuals in africa too. And also by mother to infant. The viral numbers in saliva or sweat are neglible. The bigger question is how it spread from non human primates. Bushmeat?
                All the men look ape-like and all the women look like the men. There is no such thing as heterosexuals on the Dark Continent seeing that even when the rape their women they are lusting after a masculine aesthetic. Negroidials stick their tallywhackers in anything warm from a gorilla to a zebra.
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                • #9
                  Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez

                  You know, this thread got me thinking about how AIDS is really just one of the symptoms of the disease of Faggotry. I mean, how many diseases are so bad that they have DISEASES as their symptoms! The Holy Spirit has spoken through the sick bodies of those sick people who chose to be sick to warn others about how bad this sickness is. It's sickening.

                  But there's a cure! Praise Jesus, that cure is so simple even a black gay could do it. It's called PRAYER! We recently made a Christian Rap (or "C-RAP") music video for the youth to see how prayer can heal all sicknesses! Have a look!



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                  Harry Lester
                  Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                  -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                  • #10
                    Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez

                    Half of the words don't even rhyme...
                    And how do you explain the fact that neither I, nor any of my friends Has or is spreading AIDS?
                    Which can only be transmitted through the intake of infected bodily fluids.
                    As many studies have attested to.

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                      Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      Not only is it a beautiful expression of creativity and raw talent, but everything there is also scientifically accurate. The Homosexual Agenda has its tentacles wrapped up all over HIV/AIDS education and are fearful about letting the public know how easy AIDS can get spread. You can get AIDS from touching a homosexual, breathing in the air they exhale, or even having indirect contact with them.

                      PROOF: Look at Africa. There are millions and millions of AIDS cases, yet extremely low numbers of homosexuals (fortunately they get put to death). AIDS doesn't just spread by gay sex. The gays put their disgusting bodily fluids in the drinking water and spread it around to the whole continent.
                      Hi I'm just struggling to understand why God made it so that True Christians would have to worry about figuring out whos gay, not just to know who's gonna be burning in hell, but also to keep from getting AIDS if the wrong person breathes on you. When I think about this, it makes more sense that AIDS is just passed through blood, semen, cooterl secretions, and breast milk (as much as i don't like to accept anything the heathen pigs say)
                      "How can I curse whom God has not cursed?"

                      Numbers 22:8

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