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  • Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

    We True Christians™ have long prayed for the day when America will return to God's Law, including one of its most important provisions, Leviticus 20:13. While things are looking pretty grim right now under the Kenyan usurper's reign of terror, American Christians have influenced the clean and articulate Negroes of Uganda, who are truly a credit to their race, to take a giant step toward this blessed goal.

    From the JYT:

    Ugandan Gay Rights Activist Is Beaten to Death

    NAIROBI, Kenya - David Kato knew he was a marked man.

    As the most outspoken gay rights advocate in Uganda, a country where homophobia is so widespread that Parliament is considering a bill to execute gay people, he had received a stream of death threats, his friends said. A few months ago, a Ugandan newspaper ran an anti-gay diatribe with Mr. Kato’s picture on the front page under a banner urging, “Hang Them.”

    On Wednesday afternoon, Mr. Kato was beaten to death with a hammer in his rough and tumble neighborhood. Police officials were quick to chalk up the motive to robbery, but the small and increasingly besieged gay community in Uganda suspects otherwise.

    “David’s death is a result of the hatred planted in Uganda by U.S Evangelicals in 2009,” said Val Kalende, the chairperson of one of Uganda’s gay rights groups, in a statement. “The Ugandan Government and the so-called U.S Evangelicals must take responsibility for David’s blood.”

    Mrs. Kalende was referring to visits in March 2009 by a group of American evangelicals, who held rallies and workshops in Uganda discussing how to make gay people straight, how gay men sodomized teenage boys and how “the gay movement is an evil institution” intended to “defeat the marriage-based society.”

    The Americans involved said they had no intention of stoking a violent reaction. But the anti-gay bill came shortly thereafter. Some of the Ugandan politicians and preachers who wrote it had attended those sessions and said that they had discussed the legislation with the Americans.
    These American evangelicals have truly shown their Christian love for the dark continent by helping Uganda take a giant step closer to Godliness.
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    Amen! Truly these are noble savages. It's wonderful that we godly white men bore our burden so well teaching those negrodials good Christian morals and virtues.

    It's just such a shame that we don't follow our own ideals anymore.
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      Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

      Interesting. After that information i decide to spend the next holidays in Uganda.I do hope i have the chance to shoot some lions there, like Micheal Douglas in "The Ghost and the Darkness!"
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        Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
        After that information i decide to spend the next holidays in Uganda.
        I may even change my retirement plans. I bought retirement property in Iraq while President Bush was nation-building there, but now that the Obamanation has messed everything up, I may well sell it and buy retirement property in Uganda instead.
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          God bless those darkies. They have their hearts in the right place but they missed an important point: the gays should be stoned. Bludgeoning is very close but God is very picky and prefers stoning. This is why the whiter races must always bear the burden of watching over the simpler races. They'll get it 100% right next time!
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            Being bludgeoned to death by Neegrows is the sort of dark fate one can only expect after leading a life of anal sex. You saw what happened to the homer victims of Jeffrey Dahmer! If they dodge the AIDS God will still get them with one of His avenging messengers.

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              Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

              Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
              God bless those darkies. They have their hearts in the right place but they missed an important point: the gays should be stoned. Bludgeoning is very close but God is very picky and prefers stoning. This is why the whiter races must always bear the burden of watching over the simpler races. They'll get it 100% right next time!
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              Good point, Brother. Still, since God is love (1 John 4:8), I'm sure that He will forgive the hammer-wielding Negro for not quite getting it right.
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                Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

                I don't even understand why this story made the news in America. Another queer jigaboo gets sent to hell by Jesus. So what? Happens every day.

                2 Thessalonians 1:8-9
                In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction.
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                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

                  I just hope that the faggot-worshiping libertards don't put a stop to it. They just love the homo-Darwin agenda with a deranged passion.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

                    Brothers, you've missed the most important part of that JYT story.

                    Sure, that homo got bludgeoned to death with a hammer, but that doesn't compare to what's happening to the persecuted Christians who visited Uganda in 2009!

                    On Thursday, Don Schmierer, one of the American evangelicals who visited Uganda in 2009, said Mr. Kato’s death was “horrible.”

                    “Naturally, I don’t want anyone killed, but I don’t feel I had anything to do with that,” said Mr. Schmierer, who added that in Uganda he had focused on parenting skills. He also said that he had been a target of threats himself, recently receiving more than 600 messages of hate mail related to his visit.

                    “I spoke to help people,” he said, “and I’m getting bludgeoned from one end to the other.”
                    See? He's been bludgeoned with vicious emails from people who don't think homosexuality should be punishable by death, as God commands! It's like SIX HUNDRED hammers to the head instead of just one, yet these Ugandan pansies are weeping and wailing as though they have suffered as much as Schmierer!

                    He should report all those hate criminals and have them arrested!
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                      If anything, he was spared a slow death from the AIDS that he more than likely had. I only hope and pray that the Godly man responsible for this wore some kind of protection as not to get infected gay AIDS blood on himself.


                      Perhaps the U.S. should send disposable plastic suits to Uganda instead of food in order to curb the spread of the gay disease.
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                        Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

                        One can only assume that as stoning has been out of use for so long the Nigras were somewhat out of practice and decided to make sure of the job by using closer range instruments. Maybe next time round when legislation is passed a plentiful supply of quality stoning material can be made good use of.

                        Maybe some Baseball pitchers could be seconded over there to show them the correct method for getting their aim in perhaps?
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                          It's the "Pro-active for God" that I applaud. Surely doing something more than sitting on the sidelines complaining is what the Lord wants.

                          Even the Ugandan media are helping queers to see the error of their ways and straighten their lives out by "Naming, Shaming and making them think" You would think that Fox News would do the same thing... I must write suggesting that.

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                            Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

                            Originally posted by Scott1305 View Post
                            If anything, he was spared a slow death from the AIDS that he more than likely had. I only hope and pray that the Godly man responsible for this wore some kind of protection as not to get infected gay AIDS blood on himself.


                            Perhaps the U.S. should send disposable plastic suits to Uganda instead of food in order to curb the spread of the gay disease.
                            It is not a sin to kill a queer according to God's Law. Leviticus 20:13 clearly says that the blood shall be upon sinners. Therefore, AIDS cannot infect the man doing the stoning/bludgeoning/shooting/etc... This is why I cannot picture my life without the Holy Scriptures. It has answers for everything and takes the "thinking" out of the equation. You don't "think" about God, you worship Him. Praise Jesus.
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                              Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

                              I might suggest in future, that the Holy Ugandans beat/stone their homos partially,then interrogate them for the names and addresses of other ilk and slime they associate with, perhaps with the (false) promise of a cessation of the punishment. Then once the information has been garnered, the execution can be finished.

                              This modification to the basic stoning process should be within the intellectual ken of the Ugandans, and will allow them to completely de-homofy their promising nation quickly.
                              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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