Recommended True Christian™ Music

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

PRAISE! GLORY!!

I wanted to start a thread with our favorite True Christian™ music recommendations.

Here are but a few of mine:







Brother's and Sister's please feel free to add your favorites for everyone's listening pleasure.

Delighted, Sister Thumper

[SalvationSeeker]

Praise!

[Talitha]

Ahhhh...........Sister BTB I'm humming those tunes to myself all the while I'm typing these letters.
I have my very own huge collection of good True Christian music and my Negra Man-servant comes and does a Tap-dance each and every time I fire up the Grammyphone.

These just don't fail to get the juices-a-flowing:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Richard Miller's classic album of Christian music used to be one of my favorites, until I discovered that he was a cripple.
This young fellow Lowell Mason (below) is a distant cousin of my great-uncle's. He gets my toes a-tappin for the Lord! Those Country Gentlemen know how to sing PRAISES!

[SUV]

These Godless athians just never can understand Pure, Christian Love, can they?

I'm Heartened to see that my and Pastor Kenneth's first album is still around. (Yes; we used to make our own Barrels for Jesus! But I don't want to Share about that Right now.....)

The picture was taken shortly after his Missionary trip to Sin Francisco and he's still rather flushed over his success, as you can see:



But what Compelled some Hideous Homer! to write "BizarreRecords?" Were they mad because they had got one of the very few barrels that were not sealed Correctly, and so the....beverage....had gone sour?

Jesus!

SUV

[Mrs. Rogers]

Goodness, you are all so up-to-date with the latest music ... I must confess I haven't heard of any of those bands. But I thought this young chap looked rather promising; perhaps one of you could tell me if he is worth listening to.



I heard he was a member of NSYNC, but has since repented of singing with a homo.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Goodness, you are all so up-to-date with the latest music ... I must confess I haven't heard of any of those bands. But I thought this young chap looked rather promising; perhaps one of you could tell me if he is worth listening to.



I heard he was a member of NSYNC, but has since repented of singing with a homo.

I'm sorry to report that this dandy is a homer. HERE is a link to a pornographic video in which he sings a love song to his nigra lover. Its quite disgusting, so you may just want to pass Mrs. R, and take my word for it: that singer died of AIDS years ago.

[Mrs. Rogers]

I'm sorry to report that this dandy is a homer. HERE is a link to a pornographic video in which he sings a love song to his nigra lover. Its quite disgusting, so you may just want to pass Mrs. R, and take my word for it: that singer died of AIDS years ago.

oh dear, what a sordid story ... thank you, Pastor Zeke. Your Godly knowledge is most appreciated; being a silly and foolish woman I was dazzled by Mr. Darin's small, neat teeth.

May God forgive me.

[Larry Lee]

PRAISE! GLORY!!

I wanted to start a thread with our favorite True Christian(tm) music recommendations.

Glory, Sister! Your home is certainly filled with inspirational music that glorifies the King!

Here in the Lee household, this would be the album that we just can't keep off the deck:

[SUV]

Bless you, Brother Ezekiel, for that Sordid-but-necessary expose'!

"Bobby Darin" eh? And did you notice that every time you couldn't see where Darin's hands were, the neegroe's "singing" would rise in pitch and shriek hysterically?

I guess we know exactly where Satan's hands, teeth, tail & pitchfork are now on this dead Homer! - don't we?

SUV

[SUV]

Why, Blessed Brother Larry Lee, this was my own Dear Pastor Kenneth's favorite album as well!

SUV

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Ohh ohhh, I just thought of a few more.

(Sigh) Boy did we enjoy these at the last dance night here on the Freehold compound. It was SO much fun, I might have to arrange another one this year...anyway

Here you go:







ENJOY!!!

Sister Thumper

[Rev. Smitty McGee]

Normally I don't condone Satan's ear candy, the performers usually turn out to be Godless homers. I usually keep myself entertained with my extensive collection of sermons by the Reverend Jim "Hellfire For All" Smoot on grammaphone and banjo music, because it's the only instrument that cannot be made to sound faggy - truly a gift from Our Lord.

In fact, the only recording in my posession that doesn't fall under one of the previous catagories is the one below, which I found in a ditch after being forced to pull over during a bout of the tongues on my way home from my bi-weekly sermon in front of the Lynchburg Sheetz. I could only assume that it was a gift from The Lord.

[eliot mayfield]

There is no more Truer of a Christian singer than this man






everybody sing!

"On the wings of a snow white dove, He sends his pure sweet love!"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

That Pierot Family seem like a nice enough group. I especially like those girl's wild hairstyles. Very modern. Gives me ideas. I better go to my prayer closet for a while....