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  • #16
    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    That Pierot Family seem like a nice enough group. I especially like those girl's wild hairstyles. Very modern. Gives me ideas. I better go to my prayer closet for a while....
    Perhaps this will help.



    Ignore the one in the front. I have to admit, her hair is a little provocative as well...

    Oops, time to go put on my sin harness.

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    • #17
      Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

      Oh Dear, how could I have left out these dandies!!!

      Enjoy Brothers and Sisters!

      With Love, Sister Thumper
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      • #18
        Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

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        SweetBabyJesus, but is it possible that the Satanical B-52s were Godly at one time?!!

        SUV

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        • #19
          Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

          Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
          SweetBabyJesus, but is it possible that the Satanical B-52s were Godly at one time?!!

          SUV[/quote]I KNEW I had seen them before! GOOD CATCH, SUE VERA!
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • #20
            Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

            **** Christian music. It sucks. Listen to Iron Maiden or something if you want real music. And if you say something like they're satan worshippers and stuff, well, you're wrong. Get your facts straight.

            If you didn't notice yet, I'm here to troll. So you might aswell ban me. You all disgust me, by the way.

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            • #21
              Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

              Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
              Goodness, you are all so up-to-date with the latest music ... I must confess I haven't heard of any of those bands. But I thought this young chap looked rather promising; perhaps one of you could tell me if he is worth listening to.



              I heard he was a member of NSYNC, but has since repented of singing with a homo.
              You are a lovely lady. You remind me of my grandmother.

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              • #22
                Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                Originally posted by :Aware: View Post
                You stupid homophobic [expletive removed] sucking piece of [expletive removed]

                you deserve less than life, [expletive removed] face
                Look here you choad-slurping queer...you're starting to get on Jesus' nerves! I rebuke you in the name of Christ The Lord! Get thee hence, homer!

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                • #23
                  Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                  heres some excellent music

                  Cradle of Filth


                  Evanescence


                  Avenged Sevenfold


                  Slipknot
                  A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                    heres some excellent music
                    Hahahahaha They are all circus clowns for goths.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • #25
                      Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                      heres some excellent music

                      Cradle of Filth
                      Never have I seen such unattractive, moody women. "Cradle of Filth"? How awful - obviously not much to be said for their housekeeping skills.

                      Those poor, grubby little babies.
                      True Christians are Perfect!

                      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                      Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                      For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                        AH ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh sweet JESUS!! AH HA HA HAHAHAHA! I recall last halloween, I saw those little perverts in the neighborhood and gave their derriers a load of buckshot. OH LORD was it funny!! If those homers spent as much time studying the Holy Bible as they do putting on that clown paint, they might find Jesus!

                        Oh but LORD they crack me up!!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                          are you kidding? cradle of filth is awesome!!!
                          A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                            are you kidding? cradle of filth is awesome!!!
                            I'm sorry to hear that your parents are filthy degenerates who never clean your cradle. I suppose they don't want to touch you, looking the way you do.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                              are you kidding? cradle of filth is awesome!!!
                              Cradle of Filth...the dirtiest looking boy-band I've ever seen! They could use some grooming lessons from Justin Timberlake.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                                Bo Duke gets my vote. John is a platinum tither here at Landover!

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