Pray for Jeff Conaway to Linger for Years in a Coma

[H. Montague Worthington]

Dear Lord:

Please hear our prayers for Jeff Conaway ("Bobby Wheeler" from TV's Taxi , and "Kenickie" from the disgusing film "Grease") to linger for years in a coma, draining his family's finances of every last cent, and turning him into a useless vegetable.

In Him,

Monty

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Pray for Jeff Conaway to Linger for Years in a Coma

Dear Lord:

Please hear our prayers for Jeff Conaway ("Bobby Wheeler" from TV's Taxi , and "Kenickie" from the disgusing film "Grease") to linger for years in a coma, draining his family's finances of every last cent, and turning him into a useless vegetable.

In Him,

Monty

I already have a lengthy list of unsaved coma victims for whom I daily pray that they malinger for years. I will add the name Jeff Conaway to that list, even though I have never heard of him.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray for Jeff Conaway to Linger for Years in a Coma

Glory!

Let's not forget Conaway disgusting parody of a police officer in the dreadful Babylon 5 TV series. His character did more to promote the stereotype that all police are drug abusing homosexuals that those of us in law enforcement has to live with this today.

May our loving savior Jesus keep Jeff Conaway paralyzed, helpless, but alive and conscious for maxium suffering for years to come. PRAISE!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Pray for Jeff Conaway to Linger for Years in a Coma

The power of prayer has been proven yet again! Shout Glory!!

Instead of being found dead in a pool of his own vomit and excrement, Jeff Conaway spent nine days in a deep coma in intesive care before heading off to Hell, thus draining his family of approximately half a million dollars in hospitalization costs. Additionally, Conaway's deteriorating body--- kept barely alive by prayers and tubes--- served as an object lesson for those that would mock God by taking acting roles that glorified thuggery, vanity, or insufficient deference to authority figures.

Thank You, fellow members of Landover, for keeping this disgusting shell of a man barely alive for more than a week. We can only hope that his pain, and the pain of those that enabled him will serve as a deterent to such disgusting behavior in the future. What we do know for sure is that he will be spending all eternity in Hell, buggered by Satan and his shadowy minions.

In Him,

Monty

P.S. Delores and I will be going to a celebration dinner tonight at Olive Garden after Bible Study-- you're welcome to join us!!

[Holywellsapian]

Re: Pray for Jeff Conaway to Linger for Years in a Coma

Im praying that Conaway will suffer for all his sins the longer he stays in that coma the better!

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Pray for Jeff Conaway to Linger for Years in a Coma

Unfortunately it looks like God has prematurely won his battle with Mr. Conaway. We can only assume that he had a reason for this despite the pleasure that it gave many good Christians. Much like an umpire will call a game for rain, the Lord obviously saw it fit to end the suffering of the losing team here.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Pray for Jeff Conaway to Linger for Years in a Coma

Thank You, fellow members of Landover, for keeping this disgusting shell of a man barely alive for more than a week. We can only hope that his pain, and the pain of those that enabled him will serve as a deterent to such disgusting behavior in the future. What we do know for sure is that he will be spending all eternity in Hell, buggered by Satan and his shadowy minions.

Sometimes I think that Jesus Himself is typing on the keyboard when you're on, Brother Monty. One cannot wonder how much of the Holy Spirit has inspired you. God bless you, brother.

And may Jeff Conaway (aka director of Bikini Summer II, no doubt some raunchy hardcore porn flick) burn in Hell.

[4 Christ]

Re: Pray for Jeff Conaway to Linger for Years in a Coma

Sometimes I think that Jesus Himself is typing on the keyboard when you're on, Brother Monty. One cannot wonder how much of the Holy Spirit has inspired you. God bless you, brother.

And may Jeff Conaway (aka director of Bikini Summer II, no doubt some raunchy hardcore porn flick) burn in Hell.

Brother Monty's words are sure full of the spirit. Very inspiring!

[rub]

Re: Pray for the English economy

Now that Amy Winehouse is no longer downing mouthfuls of ecstasy and chasing them down with Jagermeister, the local drug dealers and the Jew-pimps of her record label will have to find someone else to suck dry. Her mother commented "it was only a matter of time..".
Yes mother, the endtimes are near.