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The Lord has placed a burden on my heart these days.
I spend a great deal of time thinking about teenagers masturbating. Some days I will see a young man or young woman, and I will imagine them pleasuring themselves in the shower as JESUS looks on in disappointment.
When I look up masturbation on the internet I find nothing but pornography and secular science clamoring to justify self-abuse.
I decided that if I wanted real answers on this topic, I would have to seek them from books written a hundred years ago.
GOD told me to seek out a solution from the inventor of Corn Flakes, and He led me to John Harvey Kellogg's fascinating and informative book, "Plain Facts for Old and Young."
Eagerly, I went to chapter 11 and started reading about how to treat the dreadful practice of masturbation.
A lot of the information contained in the book is stuff that True Christians already know, such as tying hands to a bed post, avoiding solitude, and not eating foods that make you randy.
However, I was greatly excited to see that Kellogg also offers advice that has long been forgotten and abandoned by society.
On page 296, Kellogg prescribes an effective and simple treatment for female masturbation:
It's so simple!
Why didn't we think of that?
A few drops of acid on the privates of your daughter or wife and you can give her a little preview of the searing flames of HELL that await her!
Does anybody know where our church could purchase pure carbolic acid in bulk for distribution to True Christian homes and schools?
This information was surely sent to me by GOD, and I believe that it is just in time to save this wayward generation of sassy harlots!
Praise!
I spend a great deal of time thinking about teenagers masturbating. Some days I will see a young man or young woman, and I will imagine them pleasuring themselves in the shower as JESUS looks on in disappointment.
When I look up masturbation on the internet I find nothing but pornography and secular science clamoring to justify self-abuse.
I decided that if I wanted real answers on this topic, I would have to seek them from books written a hundred years ago.
GOD told me to seek out a solution from the inventor of Corn Flakes, and He led me to John Harvey Kellogg's fascinating and informative book, "Plain Facts for Old and Young."
Eagerly, I went to chapter 11 and started reading about how to treat the dreadful practice of masturbation.
A lot of the information contained in the book is stuff that True Christians already know, such as tying hands to a bed post, avoiding solitude, and not eating foods that make you randy.
However, I was greatly excited to see that Kellogg also offers advice that has long been forgotten and abandoned by society.
On page 296, Kellogg prescribes an effective and simple treatment for female masturbation:
In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement, and preventing the recurrence of the practice in those whose will-power has become so weakened that the patient is unable to exercise entire self-control.
Why didn't we think of that?
A few drops of acid on the privates of your daughter or wife and you can give her a little preview of the searing flames of HELL that await her!
Does anybody know where our church could purchase pure carbolic acid in bulk for distribution to True Christian homes and schools?
This information was surely sent to me by GOD, and I believe that it is just in time to save this wayward generation of sassy harlots!
Praise!
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