[Madame Frottage]

It's a shame your mind is self-pleasure focused. Your cheesy, tomato egg dish thing sounds delicious, and you could spend time cooking for a husband. I admit if you made that dish for me, I might get eggy fragments in the bristles of my facial hair, and having a wifey to come wipe it off would save the unfortunate sight of my tongue worming it way over the moustache catching every dribble and crumb in its path.

[JaneGoon]

Also i would like to clarify i think my clitoris is very large it is 3cm i measured it according google that is big. and if i accidently touch for few minutes it it gets little bigger. I dont know what to do with it. I was watching documentary about female circumcision to reduce my hornyness alas it went other side and i became more horny somehow my sinful body parts crave punishment as sexual fetish the worse the punishment of my sexy bean the more erect and playful it becomes.

[JaneGoon]

Sadly i cant cook well food at least my profession is to make other stuff. I made my first terrorist bomb not long ago i cooked it myself Being anti terrorist unit Airport TSA is soo fun you learn new cool stuff every day. I can make only simple meals like clay pot 45 min cooking (layer tomato slice then white salty hard cow milk cheese then layer red sweet pepper then Ham or other meat layer then cheese again and top is 1 egg when it is nearly done to bottle the top). i can make Fries , Salads , Fried and baked meatballs and stuff. (when i say Baking i truly mean baking not these lying people who say they bake stuff but they add water if you add water that is Boiling not baking. If you bake you use baking paper you dont add water at all , sometimes cover stuff in plant based fat or animal fat, sometimes you dont but after cooking make sauce. For example Zuchini is abit not great plant but you slice it on thin skinny circles and then you put baking paper and bake them on the furnace till crispy then you take them when they start to get color and make sauce (Salt, Yogurt, Olive or Sunflower Oil, Herb which name i dont know on english and additionally can add Garlic if you want) sauce is ready and you cover them with it. Sadly i would like to confess i found way to avoid masturbation but also i am not sure isnt that just another different way to masturbate i dont use my hands i dont touch my clitoris at all since i do alot of fitness my belly is really tight so i can lay on bed and just control my lower muscles and move them in certain rhythm and i end up having almost orgasm without really doing anything i hope that is not sin.

[Madame Frottage]

Good suggestion, Father Ramero. Miss Goon wants to discuss a topic that is rightfully addressed by the men on our Forum. It involves theology, we have male pastors here who are experts. It involves physiology and our male doctors, credentialed and skilled, are the ones who should discuss such things.

In addition to using the Introduction page, Miss Goon is welcomed to share recipes and hair care.

I'm sure she knows a recipe for split bean dip. My Grand-mere Gooner (possibly our dear Miss Goon comes from a cadet branch of our family on my mamas side?) makes a delicious French variant on the Greek fava classic.

https://miakouppa.com/fasting-and-fava/

[Johny Joe Hold]

Greetings and Welcome to this forums. Please, post your introduction in the appropriate Introduction Forums.

Good suggestion, Father Ramero. Miss Goon wants to discuss a topic that is rightfully addressed by the men on our Forum. It involves theology, we have male pastors here who are experts. It involves physiology and our male doctors, credentialed and skilled, are the ones who should discuss such things.

In addition to using the Introduction page, Miss Goon is welcomed to share recipes and hair care.

[JaneGoon]

Greetings and Welcome to this forums. Please, post your introduction in the appropriate Introduction Forums.

I cant make topic there i dont know why. Btw this carbolic acid thing my auntie is director of roman history museum and i read some historical documents about roman empire how certain women were punished for masturbation back in the time, one of them is usage of baby scorpion (poison isnt lethal) but cause high distress on clit , another is usage of wasps and other stinger/ poison creatures. The effect is usually temporary with wasps and stuff, and scorpion / snake tooth pierce prolly lasts longer i dont know books was very old text did vanish from time to time. But what i was wondering same as piercings are done isnt way for injection to be directly applied on clit.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

[Unnecessay rambling about circumcision and other genital stuff removed]

Greetings and Welcome to this forums. Please, post your introduction in the appropriate Introduction Forums.

[Adam Fag]

Why not drink the acid

This is a church. No one "trips out" or needs to be cleaned.

Song 4:7 Thou art all fair, my love; there is no spot in thee.

What would help is a sly sex shop, owned and staffed by the church, where the things brought up (in this thread) could be sold. No need to "sneak in" or "add spikes" since that's all there'd be on the shelves! A real win win.

[Madame Frottage]

Thank you Miss Goon for your moving testimony. Please spare no details

[JaneGoon]

To clarify on topic i have insane fear of circumcision when i was 14 i went on road trip ended up in Egypt or Jordan i mean i was both places but forgot where happend and i had friend there a girl she hit 15 years old her family hid her so she isnt circumcised until one day her father decided they dont want to hide anymore later after alot of googling i learned that she got bad luck. Aparently being circumcised as young child under 11 is better since circumcisers arent very skilled and just bruise a little the clit and cut mosly labia skin and hood. But my friend was 15 and as i saw later on she had big labia and clit each part was cut separately and clit wasnt just unhooded it was cut completely they used sewing needle to root it out .. i was there holding her hand who knows why. I was soo scared but also somehow horny the pure fear and the fact she was naked for all her big family 20 members + to see made me think how i would look to be on her place and this made me orgasm almost. After that when i went home i started have these dreams where i am horny and naked and in danger usually of circumcision in middle east. I often orgasm in my dream that is not masturbation but i wonder is it sin?

[JaneGoon]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?



Actually, brother, perhaps the best solution is to combine these GODly ideas.

I am not advocating we do anything illegal, but just suppose sex toys could be modified to burst open like a fragmentation grenade, or leak acid.

Inside the device could be a small business card with a Bible verse and Landover's website address, so that these wayward whores could learn from their pain.

It's kind of like this locksmith I knew who would break into people's homes and leave a business card advertising his deadbolt locking system, and I think he did pretty good business for a while.

We could do the same thing, only with exploding sex toys and Bible verses.

I worked as Private police and once woman on weird drugs came to the building she was naked and did weird moves mostly laying on her back and raising her legs and flexing her lady bits up and down so we shot her with electric Taser Gun. After 2nd shot she calmed down and was dragged out. so i guess electricity is effective too.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

Why not drink the acid while you're at it?

Would clean you from inside :^)

Son, we would appreciate it if you could try to make some sense. At least stop putting that satanic incantation at the end of every bandwidth wasting post you make.

What grade are you in, son?

[AtheismTheBest]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

Why not drink the acid while you're at it?

Would clean you from inside :^)

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

What if i told you that your brain is the your largest sexual organ?

Do you have biblical support for that assertion?

[Daemon]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

You guys are totally crazy. How do you claim to love your daughters and wifes if you're ready to inflict such pain to them? It's totally barbaric!

What if i told you that your brain is the your largest sexual organ? Will you go and scoop that out? Or did your pastor already do it for you at sunday masses?

Either way sex is a pleasure, and masturbation is always good for your health. At least i won't have erectile disfunction at 31 like you guys.