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  • #1

    Please pray for gunshot wound in my leg

    As some of you may know, my dad and I were going hunting today.
    I must have angered God in some way, since when my dad and I split up to cover more ground, he mistook me some time later for a wild animal and shot me in the leg. Luckily, only a portion of the hail shot hit my leg, and we could gouge the pellets out ourselves, since the hospital would ask questions, but it still really hurts.

    Could you all please pray for me? I can't take painkillers since Jesus warns me the devil may devour me if I'm not vigilant (1 Peter 5:8: Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour) but seriously, this pain is killing me.
    I would appreciate any Bible verses with guidance what I may have been doing wrong to get shot by my father.
    John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
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    Re: Please pray for gunshot wound in my leg

    I think your father may of sinned and he was 'hunting' for divine retribution. I suspect God will heal your leg but only if your father does everything possible to prove he is repentant. To this end, I reccomend you contact the joo lawyers at LBC, LLC to ensure you get everything due to you. You can also try http://prairielaw.com/

    As far as the Bible goes, I am sure this passage was going through your fathers head seconds before he took a bead and fired:
    1 Samuel 20:20 And I will shoot three arrows on the side thereof, as though I shot at a mark.

    As your dad pulled each pellet from your leg, twisting the pliers as he went, no doubt he was murmurring this:
    1 Samuel 20:36 And he said unto his lad, Run, find out now the arrows which I shoot. And as the lad ran, he shot an arrow beyond him.

    Which is why this passage came to my mind:
    Deuteronomy 32:23 I will heap mischiefs upon them; I will spend mine arrows upon them.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: Please pray for gunshot wound in my leg

      Oh rejoice!!!
      Blessed is the man whom thou chastenest, O LORD, and teachest him out of thy law (Psalm 94:12-13)

      You are so blessed!
      My son, do not despise the chastening of the LORD, nor detest His correction;
      For whom the LORD loves He corrects, just as a father the son in whom he delights.       (Proverbs 3:11-12)

      For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
      If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?       (Hebrews 12:6-7)

      The LORD has clearly shown you the need to repent. You have a tight hold on some diabolical sin to warrant such a loving discipline.
      Those whom I love I rebuke and discipline. So be earnest, and repent. (Revelation 3:19)

      I will pray for you to find this terrible sin you have, that you will repent before God decides to send you a septic infection for his troubles.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #4
        Re: Please pray for gunshot wound in my leg

        I'm not sure what you are whining about here, Jesus does not approve of that. Suck it up and be a man. Your father was giving you another lesson in life, apparently you have not listened.

        Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
        I must have angered God in some way, since when my dad and I split up to cover more ground, he mistook me some time later for a wild animal and shot me in the leg.


         Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • #5
          Re: Please pray for gunshot wound in my leg

          Well, thanks for all your advice! I've been reading the Bible non-stop now since it happened to take my mind of things, but still can't sleep.
          Well, at least it made me remember what was probably my sin: When a maid was cleaning the floor of the billiard room the other day, I was watching her and my... private parts kind of itched.

          I thoughtlessly gave it a scratch, forgetting that Jesus may have taken this as a kind of a lesser sin of Onan and gave me a warning instead of outright killing me (Genesis 38:10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.)

          I'll have the maid fired, and vigorously pray for forgiveness, in the hope the Lord will heal it properly. I will keep your advice in mind, brother Hutchins, for the event that the Lord doesn't heal it, then it's clear my father sinned, and I'm punished for his sin.

          Anyone ideas on how to best beg for forgiveness?
          John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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          • #6
            Re: Please pray for gunshot wound in my leg

            Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post

            Anyone ideas on how to best beg for forgiveness?
            On your knees, and garnished with a robust Love Offering to God's favorite Church.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #7
              Re: Please pray for gunshot wound in my leg

              Well, I got to Matthew 2 already. It must be a sign of God I'm unable to sleep since it happened. The maid, at least, got fired, she complained she had her bastard son to take care of, but my father responded that she would have be fired prior if he had known she was a single mother.

              I beg Jesus for forgiveness every hour, and so far he helped by switching off the pain in the lower part of my leg. I must have been praying quite vigorously, since also all the feeling in my foot is gone, although I wasn't hit there. The higher part of my leg still hurts like Hell must feel though.

              My mother got reverend Bunjan to perform lay on hands on my leg, and he tells me that it will be alright. He suspects that there's a gay cult in the village that captures foxes to rape them, since the absence of foxes led to this incident. God may have tried to warn us before for this cult, and got angry when we refused to see the signs. (It can't be a coincidence a son of a neighbor tried to come out of the closet a week ago, before my neighbor corrected him and he went back in!)

              What do you think, could I sue that boy for making God angry, causing my dad to shoot me?
              John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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              • #8
                Re: Please pray for gunshot wound in my leg

                You may want to consider have a blood letting done to get the demons out. I have done this to a few of my field workers who were screaming in agony.
                A little cut on the inner thigh (have a bucket handy). Continue untill the screaming stops. In some cases, the blood stops flowing so you have to squeeze the cut some.
                Remember, you do not want to introduce any dirt so gloves on your hands, and plastic sheeting everywhere is a must do.

                ** If you get pale, a drink of water will perk you right up.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Please pray for gunshot wound in my leg

                  'Been bloodletting for two days now, and I have to say it's quite something!
                  My neighbor heard of the possible connection between his sinning son and my leg, and gave him a good trashing with the metal rod he's been keeping for special occasions. God must have liked the sacrifice of blood He got, since seeing a man hitting a smaller, bare chested boy and subsequently see the boy with bloody repentance all over his body perked me right up!

                  I could finally sleep today, exactly after I finished the KJV! My leg doesn't hurt anymore, and my foot even gets some color back! I do think it's not supposed to be this dark, but hey, I'm not complaining about missing the pain .

                  When I get up, father and I are going to find all members of the secret gay cult in my village, and do what God thinks is right. They deserve that for messing up my leg!
                  John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Please pray for gunshot wound in my leg

                    Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
                    When I get up, father and I are going to find all members of the secret gay cult in my village, and do what God thinks is right. They deserve that for messing up my leg!
                    Glory Friend, Pastor Zeke has reminded us time and time again it is the secret gays posing as Christians that cause all the problems in the world.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please pray for gunshot wound in my leg

                      Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
                      'Been bloodletting for two days now, and I have to say it's quite something!
                      My neighbor heard of the possible connection between his sinning son and my leg, and gave him a good trashing with the metal rod he's been keeping for special occasions. God must have liked the sacrifice of blood He got, since seeing a man hitting a smaller, bare chested boy and subsequently see the boy with bloody repentance all over his body perked me right up!

                      I could finally sleep today, exactly after I finished the KJV! My leg doesn't hurt anymore, and my foot even gets some color back! I do think it's not supposed to be this dark, but hey, I'm not complaining about missing the pain .

                      When I get up, father and I are going to find all members of the secret gay cult in my village, and do what God thinks is right. They deserve that for messing up my leg!
                      Oh to live in a world where people can be homosexual and not feel guilty about it. So many of them don't even hide it any more.



                      Come Lord Jesus.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Please pray for gunshot wound in my leg

                        Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
                        As some of you may know, my dad and I were going hunting today.
                        I must have angered God in some way, since when my dad and I split up to cover more ground, he mistook me some time later for a wild animal and shot me in the leg.
                        I'm glad you are okay young man. But my prayers are with your father now. Is he always such a poor shot? Does he usually wing game in the legs and just hope they fall down?

                        The Christian hunter typically uses a large caliber, such as the .338 Winchester Magnum and aims for the heart. The goal is to explode the chest cavity, quickly put the wild beast down for good and shorten the distance that the meat must be hauled back to the truck before rendering.

                        Praise Jesus you are still among us, but your father needs improvement in his marksmanship.

                        In Christ
                        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                          Re: Please pray for gunshot wound in my leg

                          That sounds a bit painful, but the Lord will see you through it. Hope you feel better soon!
                          Romans 13:8 Owe no one anything, except to love each other, for the one who loves another has fulfilled the law.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Please pray for gunshot wound in my leg

                            It seems like it wasn't divine punishment: it was all a ploy of the aforementioned gay cult to make me gay!
                            After your post, Brother Potter, I should have understood that they had recruited my mother for their nefarious purpose. It was indeed unimaginable my father would be such a poor shot, even after a few glasses of scotch, so he must have been drugged by her.
                            Then, the confirmation came after my foot turned black, and my mother said she "thought faith healing wasn't enough" and I should go to an hospital where those Satan-worshiping doctors would undoubtedly try to castrate me with the excuse of an "operation" so I wouldn't be a Christian anymore (Deuteronomy 23:1) and I would start raping nubile young men. After my father and I refused, of course, she drugged us, and took me to a hospital anyway. Luckily, Lord Jesus watched over me, and they only took off my lower leg instead of my tallywacker. He must have smitten them with great confusion like he does in Psalm 70:2.
                            The signs were so clear! Why have I ever trusted her?

                            Well, at least my father "corrected" the influence of the cult out of her, so she's okay now, I guess. Except her broken arm and collar bone of course, but it was a small price to pay to avoid the Great Lake of Fire.

                            Does anyone know a good, Christian prosthetic leg manufacturer? Shipping costs aren't a problem.

                            PS: That neighbor kid (the high-priest of the homos) will get what he deserves, mark my words...
                            John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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                              Re: Please pray for gunshot wound in my leg

                              Oops, I should have opened the thread. I did pray based on the title so....er.....you may get shot in the leg sometimes soon.
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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