The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game burning

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

When? - Saturday, January 19 - 3:00pm
Where? - The Senator McCarthy Fire Pit in George W. Bush Park (formerly Gabriel Park)
Why? - Video games are a vile scourge used by papists, sodomites, and liberals to corrupt our nation's youth! We intend to send a message to our elected representatives that video games are destructive and should be banned!
What to bring? - Any video games or video game systems you can get your hands on (X-bots, Wii, Gayboy, Playstations, Dreamworks, or the blasphemously named Genesis). It is January, so dress warm, but not too warm as we should soon have a raging bonfire to keep everyone nice and cozy! The Ladies of Landover will be providing hot chocolate for only $4 per cup, and marshmallows for roasting at only $2 each! All proceeds go to our operating fund.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Praise Jesus. What a splendid and inspired idea, Sister Mary. I've been waiting over thirty years for such an event to burn this despicable video game:



"Touch me," indeed. I don't think one needs to even flick the switch to turn it on.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Oh my! This wickedness has been going on that long? No more, I say! This first annual video game bonfire couldn't come soon enough!

[Mr Godwin]

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Oh my! This wickedness has been going on that long? No more, I say! This first annual video game bonfire couldn't come soon enough!

Oh my, Sister M&M, we of the Godwin household out here in Sin Fran couldn't agree more! Unfortunately there's a city ordinance against bonfires in our Nob Hill neighborhood. Poop on that, I say. We've decided to make the trip to Freehold. The boys and I have collected a goodly number of the satanic gadgets and gismos from the lockers of certain of my students at school. So to speak. Be expecting us. January 19th, that's just enough time to plan the trip. I've made flight reservations, and I've ordered my mother-in-law to get cracking on the packing, so to speak (oh and she will be coming along as well, so I certainly hope she can restrain herself from panicking on the plane, she's afraid of flying)

[Only time will tell]

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Video games are a vile scourge used by papists, sodomites, and liberals to corrupt our nation's youth!

If children were brought up correctly then wouldn't they be able to enjoy these games for their true purpose,
as entertainment and not some way to manipulate them.

that's just silly.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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If children were brought up correctly then wouldn't they be able to enjoy these games for their true purpose,
as entertainment and not some way to manipulate them.

that's just silly.

Children who are brought up correctly are too busy praying and studying the Bible when they're not doing their chores to have time for Satanic nonsense like video games.

[Only time will tell]

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Children who are brought up correctly are too busy praying and studying the Bible when they're not doing their chores to have time for Satanic nonsense like video games.

Children raised correctly will still find time in their day after bible study and chores and even dinner mayhap to do something else.

Not all children are slow in the head,
Not all children need to spend all night reading a book they may have already read.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Children raised correctly will still find time in their day after bible study and chores and even dinner mayhap to do something else.

You'll be surprised to find out that I agree with you here.
A little street corner preaching does wonders in readying a young boy for the challenges of the modern world and getting him ready to head up a family.
A young girl has far more chores to do at home to be able to go out like that, but what free time she has can easily be put to use knitting or quilting.

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Sister,

Praise God for this holy idea!

I will be tossing on the fire almost all of my nephew's collection of Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) cartridges and accessories. These include:

A Boy and His Blob, wherein the hero has adventures with what appears to be his own wasted reproductive secretions:


Bible Buffet... we're not cafeteria Christians, when it comes to the Bible you better clean that plate, not pick and choose... plus, I just don't like the looks of that hot dog:



Bomberman, the original inspiration for 9/11:



Chubby Cherub, a celebration of kiddy porn:



Lee Trevino's Fighting Golf... on the fence about this one, as he is a great athlete... but this game does seem to be a likely source of teen gang violence, trying to be tough like Lee Trevino:



Rainbow Islands... didn't we all just know that Bubble Bobble would lead to this?



S.C.A.T., for the love of all that's holy!



There's just one game my nephew will get the keep the NES for, and that's as a reminder of all that President Reagan did to bring freedom to our Central American brothers:



Yours in Him,
bab

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You'll be surprised to find out that I agree with you here.
A little street corner preaching does wonders in readying a young boy for the challenges of the modern world and getting him ready to head up a family.

How right you are sister! Amen!! Take a look at this little street preacher!! Blond hair and blue eyes, just like Jesus!!

A young girl has far more chores to do at home to be able to go out like that, but what free time she has can easily be put to use knitting or quilting.

And this young Christian lady is getting started on a career as a proper subservient female. Glory!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I was talking this over with some of the other Ladies of Landover and a couple of pastors and deacons at church today, and it occurred to us that because there is so much plastic in the demonic games, it wouldn't hurt to have a few more flammable materials in the fire pit as well. So if you have or can get your hands on any books that should be tossed in as well, it would be much appreciated.
We don't think there should be anything by that witch J.K. Rowling left that we didn't get on the last Harry Potter burning, but there are a lot of so-called "writers" left who persecute Christians.
The following "authors" and books will be preferred, but don't feel the need to just go with our suggestions...
Any video game related book
Steven Hawkings
Steven King
Elron Hubbard
Christopher Hitchens
Richard Hawkins
The Gold Compass
Michael Moore
Al Franken
Oprah Magazine
Charles Darwin
Silverfish Ravenpuff

The list goes on. No True Christian(tm) will have any of these in their library, but buy copies if you must, and visit your unsaved relatives this week to witness and check their bookshelves.

Thank you, and God bless.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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What about these games?

Bible Adventures (Noah's Ark, Baby Moses, David and Goliath)
Bible Buffet
Bible Builder
Captain Bible in Dome of Darkness
Conflict in Jerusalem
Dance Praise
Exodus: Journey to the Promised Land
King of Kings
Super 3D Noah's Ark

They don't make games like this anymore...

[DJ Troll]

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Hello all. LONG time lurker, but just now found something so appalling that I had to break my silence. You guys do know that once you buy these games and books, the artists already have their money from selling it and they don't care what you do with it after that. I wish I lived in Ohio so I could throw you guys into the fire. All the thought and creativity these artists put into their art and you're just going to destroy it. How shallow and narrowminded! YOU ARE ALL SHEEP!!!!!! BAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAA!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Hello all. LONG time lurker, but just now found something so appalling that I had to break my silence. You guys do know that once you buy these games and books, the artists already have their money from selling it and they don't care what you do with it after that. I wish I lived in Ohio so I could throw you guys into the fire. All the thought and creativity these artists put into their art and you're just going to destroy it. How shallow and narrowminded! YOU ARE ALL SHEEP!!!!!! BAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAA!

Friend,

I am sad you have spent so much time here and His message of love has never entered your' cold heart. I will pray that one day His Divine Revelation fill you with the endless joy it fills us TRUE Christians(tm).

YIC
BJ Tabor

PS I forgive you for your' hate. I know God did not make you a good a person as He made us TRUE Christians(tm).

[DJ Troll]

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I have a very close and personal relationship with God. My only problem is people who claim to be all high and mighty above anyone whose opinions vary from theirs. i have the read the bible many times cover to cover and it is a GREAT piece of FICTION. It was written by several men over hundreds of years. This in itself is flawed as not one man could not make all that up. The fact that there are so many translations out there and you guys claim to follow the one, unless you are reading the original texts which were written in Hebrew and Greek (Old Testament and New Testament respectively) there is going to be a wide margin of error and the people that originally translated it had to "wing" some of it.

So while I believe in GOD, I have a hard time believing any human being much less getting me to follow or financially support their beliefs. You people on this site are mean and hateful. I was led here thinking it was a joke, and y'all have yet to convince me other wise. If you guys are so serious about your beliefs, then why is there so much anti-God and anti-religious merchandise in your giftshop? I would buy some of it if I knew you wouldn't benifit from my hard earned money.

BTW: before you commence the slander, I am a white American hetrosexual married male.