[Only time will tell]

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Imagine my surprise when the kids were pleased to find the new game!

"Wow, this is way less gay than Super Mario!"

"I can't wait to convert more heathens . . . Or bash their skulls in, just like Miss Jenny says her Pastor does!"

"Thanks, Miss Jenny!"

"We love you . . . and Jesus!"

Yes, those young kids have been reached by the Word of God through the Left Behind video games. PRAISE!

I'm sure they totally said all those things you said they said. (wow that makes me sound smart -.-)

And on the very off chance that they did, you have some misbegotten children. with filthy mouths like that, and i'm sure they learned that kind of language by some one who will remain nameless, i'm not sure what i'd do were they my own kids.

i defiantly bring into question the fact that they love you, or jesus.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I'm sure they totally said all those things you said they said. (wow that makes me sound smart -.-)

No. What would make you sound smart is falling to your knees and saying, "Lord, I recognize that I am a vile sinner and I ask You to come into my heart and into my soul to wash me clean with Your blood. I give myself to You and repent of my sins with ever fiber of my being. In Jesus' name I pray. Amen."

[Father Thomas Martin]

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I'm up to eight copies now, pervert.

In my city, there's a neighborhood center for youth. A place for them to go after school. When the boy I take care of is off visiting relatives, I volunteer there. This was one of those days, and I was able to wander through the game room while the kids were having a snack break. THREE copies, I confiscated.

Naturally, I replaced them with a more appropriate choice:




Imagine my surprise when the kids were pleased to find the new game!

"Wow, this is way less gay than Super Mario!"

"I can't wait to convert more heathens . . . Or bash their skulls in, just like Miss Jenny says her Pastor does!"

"Thanks, Miss Jenny!"

"We love you . . . and Jesus!"

Yes, those young kids have been reached by the Word of God through the Left Behind video games. PRAISE!

The Polk County Sheriff's Department is calling all police departments into looking for a thief of three video games (worth $150 all together) from a Recreation center. May I tell you that she replaced the E-rated games with T-rated ones, meaning she wants our kids to be perverted.

Tips say she goes by the name JennyD and has been described as a self-righteous, holier-than-thou prick.

Any info leading to her arrest and conviction should be given to the Polk County Sheriff's Department. People may receive a cash reward of up to $1,000 for their help.

And by the way, doesn't the Bible require you to obey secular law?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Tips say she goes by the name JennyD and has been described as a self-righteous, holier-than-thou p***k.

Please keep your obscene descriptions of male anatomy to yourself, and don't insult True Christians(tm), you boy-loving, ring-kissing, statue-worshipping, Mary-praying, pope-grovelling plaything of Satan!

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Please keep your obscene descriptions of male anatomy to yourself, and don't insult True Christians(tm), you boy-loving, ring-kissing, statue-worshipping, Mary-praying, pope-grovelling plaything of Satan!

Lost sheep, the word just means someone holier-than-thou, something like "priss" or "prude"

Go buy a dictionary sometime!

[JennyD]

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No. What would make you sound smart is falling to your knees and saying, "Lord, I recognize that I am a vile sinner and I ask You to come into my heart and into my soul to wash me clean with Your blood. I give myself to You and repent of my sins with ever fiber of my being. In Jesus' name I pray. Amen."

AMEN, indeed, Sister! Truly, those words would make him sound smart!

The Polk County Sheriff's Department is calling all police departments into looking for a thief of three video games (worth $150 all together) from a Recreation center. May I tell you that she replaced the E-rated games with T-rated ones, meaning she wants our kids to be perverted.

Tips say she goes by the name JennyD and has been described as a self-righteous, holier-than-thou profanity removed.

Any info leading to her arrest and conviction should be given to the Polk County Sheriff's Department. People may receive a cash reward of up to $1,000 for their help.

And by the way, doesn't the Bible require you to obey secular law?

Papist dog -

If you bothered to ask, you would realize that the youth center at which I volunteer is:

1. Not in Polk County. Nice try, but I don't go into the W.S. Hills in winter. Too much ice.

2. Owned by the Baptist church I attend. Note that I said that I CONFISCATED the games. That is not the same as stealing. I took them with the authority granted me by the church; homosexuality-promoting videogames are forbidden on the property. That includes THIS Catholic perversion, which twists Scripture to convince young boys that being buggered by priests is a blessing, and nubile young girls that becoming Lesbianuns is a grand way to gain God's favor:



So you see, I DID obey secular law. I imagine the few parts of the Bible you follow (which we all know are purely for show) don't require you to obey secular laws, such as those which forbid the sodomizing of young boys?

[Father Thomas Martin]

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AMEN, indeed, Sister! Truly, those words would make him sound smart!

Papist dog -

If you bothered to ask, you would realize that the youth center at which I volunteer is:

1. Not in Polk County. Nice try, but I don't go into the W.S. Hills in winter. Too much ice.

2. Owned by the Baptist church I attend. Note that I said that I CONFISCATED the games. That is not the same as stealing. I took them with the authority granted me by the church; homosexuality-promoting videogames are forbidden on the property. That includes THIS Catholic perversion, which twists Scripture to convince young boys that being buggered by priests is a blessing, and nubile young girls that becoming Lesbianuns is a grand way to gain God's favor:



So you see, I DID obey secular law. I imagine the few parts of the Bible you follow (which we all know are purely for show) don't require you to obey secular laws, such as those which forbid the sodomizing of young boys?

Attending the church doesn't cut it. Unless you're part of the clergy or administration, IT IS STEALING, a violation of our Seventh Commandment (and your Eighth)

[Only time will tell]

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Learn to sarcasm.

[Brother McGregor]

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drat I never will understand this new technology.
My post number 29 in this interesting topic was in response to Tonymontana

"Jesus lived in the middle east meaning that he couldn't have blond hair and blue eyes. He most likely had dark brown skin. WOW isn't that shocking"

His silly comments were excised from my response although I did quote the unsaved numpty.

[Brother Temperance]

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Jesus lived in the middle east meaning that he couldn't have blond hair and blue eyes. He most likely had dark brown skin. WOW isn't that shocking

The Godly George Bush is in the Middle East right now. Does that make him a sand digger? Don't be ridiculous.

i agree that homosecksuality is a choice.
but i am no longer a young man and i love the ladies fine,
i can promise you a fat Italian man will not turn me gay.

Friend, this is not the place to discuss the inhabitants of the Vatican. Oh, wait:

Lost sheep, the word just means someone holier-than-thou, something like "priss" or "prude"

Speak for yourself. You may be less holy than the average unsaved and unwashed male member, but you are thankfully in a minority on these forums.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And by the way, doesn't the Bible require you to obey secular law?

Try reading Acts 5:29, ring kisser.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Try reading Acts 5:29, ring kisser.

Yet you contradict yourself in the post over here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=130099&highlight=secular+obey#post130099

GET BEHIND ME SATAN!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Yet you contradict yourself in the post over here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=130099&highlight=secular+obey#post130099

GET BEHIND ME SATAN!

How so? The authorities work under the will of God. Do you really think secular authorities can defy God.?

You are just too much of horizontal thinker friend. But what would we expect from a man who puts another man, the Pope, in front of Jesus?

[BIRDBRAIN2008]

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I wish to invite all of you to come join me at my gaming site for fellowship and fun. I find it hard to understand how you can consider me unsaved trash when you don't know me. Do you treat everyone you don't know this way?



http://www.ictu-hq.com


Come join us for open disscussion!

[Brother V]

Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

I wish to invite all of you to come join me at my gaming site for fellowship and fun. I find it hard to understand how you can consider me unsaved trash when you don't know me. Do you treat everyone you don't know this way?



http://www.ictu-hq.com


Come join us for open disscussion!

I go through all that trouble to get your account activated, and you go and spam our forums... tsk tsk tsk.

After all that difficulty in you not being able to follow the instructions in activating your account, and THIS is your first post???

YIC
V