Is Mitt Romney a Mormon? Or a BIG FAT PHONY?

[Sally Paulson]

Is Mitt Romney a Mormon? Let's ask:

"Who let da dawgs out! Awl-ri-hight! Bling bling"

I didn't ask you if you're straight outta compton, Mitt, I asked if you're a Mormon. For example, do you believe this:

D&C 89:12-13
12 Yea, flesh also of beasts and of the fowls of the air, I, the Lord, have ordained for the use of man with thanksgiving; nevertheless they are to be used sparingly;
13 And it is pleasing unto me that they should not be used, only in times of winter, or of cold, or famine.

Real Mormons only eat meat to avoid starving in their log cabins during the cold Utah winter. Eating meat for any other reason displeases the Mormon god.


That place does not look like a log cabin, and Mitt, you're obviously not starving. I can tell because I can see (and can't unsee) your BIG FAT NIPPLE!



What a great big plate of "I want God to be displeased".


Filmed at the Utah Winter Carnival....Or not. Add your own vacumn-cleaner sound effects.

But then, the commandments are deep into the book, surely he's read the first chapter at least?

"The Jews did mock him because of the things which he testified of them; for he truly testified of their wickedness and their abominations." -1 Nephi 1:19

If he's read the first chapter of his holy book he believes that Jews are wicked abominations. If only the Bible started so punchy, then a lot more people would read it. "In the beginning, JEWS ARE WICKED ABOMINATIONS!"

They shall be scourged by all people, because they crucify the God of Israel ... and have despised the Holy One of Israel, they shall wander in the flesh, and perish, and become a hiss and a byword, and be hated among all nations. -1 Nephi 19:13-14

Lots of nations are following the Mormon God's will:



But does Mitt Romney hate Jews as much as his god tells him to?

"Because of their iniquities, destructions, famines, pestilences, and bloodshed shall come upon them; and they who shall not be destroyed shall be scattered among all nations." -2 Nephi 10:6

Does Mitt Romney believe that Jews deserved the Holocaust?



"If you can't do the time, don't do the crime." -Mormon god.



"Don't blame me, the Mormon god insisted."

Does Mitt Romney believe that anti-Israeli Islamic terrorism is Divine Justice?

Does he believe that this kid is carrying out God's will?



2 Nephi 23:16 Their children, also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled and their wives ravished...23:18 Their bows shall also dash the young men to pieces, and they shall have no pity on the fruit of the womb; their eyes shall not spare children.

Does Mitt Romney believe that people who murder babies and rape women are doing The Lord's Work? "Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in heaven...?"

So which one are you, Mitt? A vicious anti-Semite, or a BIG FAT PHONEY?

Does Mitt Romney believe in ANYTHING?



Oh, okay then. See you at the next fund-raiser, Mitt.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Is Mitt Romney a Mormon? Or a BIG FAT PHONY?

Is that a cola drink? Because those contain just as much caffeine as tea, which (believing) Mormon's don't drink.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Is Mitt Romney a Mormon? Or a BIG FAT PHONY?

Well I don't know anything about politics my husband doesn't tell me, but really do despise hypocrisy.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: Is Mitt Romney a Mormon? Or a BIG FAT PHONY?

It's probably better if he doesn't believe that Mormon stuff. With with the Thetans and Xenu and the DC-8 spaceships....Just weird.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: Is Mitt Romney a Mormon? Or a BIG FAT PHONY?

Look, I even made a photoshop. I'm a meme!

[Jedediah]

Re: Is Mitt Romney a Mormon? Or a BIG FAT PHONY?

Is that a cola drink? Because those contain just as much caffeine as tea, which (believing) Mormon's don't drink.

I think one of their "prophets" had a "revelation" that cola was okay after the Mormon "church" bought stock in Coca-Cola.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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The pansy democrats are too wimpy to point out his unMormon actions, but this vid does bring up his phoniness, a lot.

I wonder why they're supporting Santorum. Maybe their armies of illegals refused to do their vote fraud bit without a catholic as a back-up option. Or are they still so naive and starry-eyed that they think Ron Paul still has a chance? (Best not to try to get into the heads of liberals. Only the insane can think like the insane.)

[Sally Paulson]

Re: Is Mitt Romney a Mormon? Or a BIG FAT PHONY?

Does Mitt Romney believe in ANYTHING?



Oh, okay then. See you at the next fund-raiser, Mitt.

In case anyone misinterpreted what I'm saying here: Mitt Romney's endless examples of spineless weathervane hypocrisy are not arguments against him, they are the best arguments FOR him.

Mitt Romney is for sale, which is good news if you're the one who is buying him. Or rather, the ones who bought him. A long time ago. Cronyism isn't bad when True Christians are the cronies:

Former Governor Mitt Romney is already offering top donors access to a special "Presidential Inaugural retreat," planned on the assumption that he will be elected president this November.

The offer, in a fundraising email circulated by a top Georgia supporter to fellow Republicans and obtained by BuzzFeed, is one of several goodies offered to those who contribute more than $50,000 to the joint fundraising committee known as "Romney Victory," a program whose outlines were first reported by POLITICO. (Couples have to pay $150,000 to get the same treatment - I know that sounds like he's imposing a Marriage Tax, but remember that he's expecting donations come from polygamists like his mormon friends, and of course Saudi Arabia.)

Those donors will be named "Founding Members" of Romney Victory and invited to a California retreat with Romney and offered "yet to be determined access at the Republican National Convention in Tampa in August."

They will also "have preferred status at the first Presidential Inaugural retreat," the email says.

Needless to say, we're going to be filling a lot of those seats - and filling the president's ears with suggestions on how to deliver some Return On Investment!

Remember, there's two completely different Mitt Romnies: the one that talks to the public and the one who sells influence and policy to our lobbyists at closed-door fundraisers:

"Romney went into a level of detail not usually seen by the public in the speech, which was overheard by reporters on a sidewalk below..."

Needles to say, having those spying journalists arrested for their Nixonian invasion of privacy will be on top of the agenda at the next, more secure, closed-door fundraiser.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Is Mitt Romney a Mormon? Or a BIG FAT PHONY?

Sister Sally, I am so confused.

It's pretty obvious he is nowhere near a "My Little Phony".

Then again, it seems to be either him or the mooslimb guy.

When all is said and done - and I do see your point, honestly - I'd still say he is the guy to vote for.

PS: do sand dwellers wear protective underwear?

[Bobby-Joe]

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As I have mentioned before I have ALWAYS supported Mitt Romney.

Also this is a good time to point how APPALLED I am at the way Ann Romney, a hard working mother of five, has been abused by the LAMEstream media. Ann is this elections Sarah Paline. Like Sarah the left is jealous because people see star bursts when they see Ann.

[handmaiden]

Re: Is Mitt Romney a Mormon? Or a BIG FAT PHONY?

Mitt Romney saved a sweet blonde girl from being sold into white slavery!

She was practically on the auction block in some ghetto neighborhood in New York City! But Mitt got there in time!

That's everything that anyone needs to know! He's going to be President!
He's going to make certain that only Asian girls continue to be sold into white slavery! Now everyone relax! Stop fussing about the election and let God have His Way!


Exclaimatorily Yours,

Handmaiden

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Is Mitt Romney a Mormon? Or a BIG FAT PHONY?

Is that a cola drink? Because those contain just as much caffeine as tea, which (believing) Mormon's don't drink.

No wonder his logo:



Looks like these caffeine pushers:

[Sally Paulson]

Re: Is Mitt Romney a Mormon? Or a BIG FAT PHONY?

No wonder his logo:



Looks like these caffeine pushers:

At least he's getting his fix from the best dealer: