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    What will you buy with your "economic stimulus package" loot?

    I have some good news and some bad news and some very, very, very good news. All in one word.

    Recession.

    First of all, that's good news because economic trouble, like war and disasters, is always good for religion. Nothing like a first-hand look at the wrath of God to remind one to come to church.

    The bad news is that no political party has ever kept the presidency during a recession election. Bush is aware of this, so he's pulling out all the stops, even using that cornerstone of liberal economics, Kensinomics. He's going to have the government spend money on a "stimulous package", and we don't need any details to know what that means: those of us who have been chosen by Jesus to be among the wealthiest 1% are about to get some "gummint cheese".

    So, lets talk about what we'll be buying to help Bush help the economy recover from Bill Clinton's economic mismanagement.

    First, I'm replacing my toilet:

    http://www.jemalwright.com/ice.html





    But since it only costs a measly $75,000 I need to buy some more.

    I'm such a spartan, I don't want to spend too much money on myself. I'll have to spend my economic stimulus on gifts. For my wife: This £1,345 Dolce & Gabbana solid metal belt that literally locks you into a 23in waist!



    So, let's talk shop(ing). What are the rest of you doing to help the economy?
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  • #2
    Re: What will you buy with your "economic stimulus package" loot?

    Bush is one smart turkey. He knows what to do before he sees his last days in the dark house.

    I, for one, am lucky to be getting the 1600 back. Praise Jesus. I will pay down my medical bills that insurance does not cover. How this will help the economy, I don't know...... The mind boggles...

    Well my birthday is in June so it will be nice...

    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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    • #3
      Re: What will you buy with your "economic stimulus package" loot?

      Originally posted by Seeker View Post
      Bush is one smart turkey. He knows what to do before he sees his last days in the dark house.

      I, for one, am lucky to be getting the 1600 back. Praise Jesus. I will pay down my medical bills that insurance does not cover. How this will help the economy, I don't know...... The mind boggles...
      Precisely. The economy will never be boosted if you spend it on selfish luxuries like healthcare. Some of us are trying to create wealth here, people!
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      • #4
        Re: What will you buy with your "economic stimulus package" loot?

        I plan on buying gasoline and beer and food. Or maybe I'll just put it all into the stock market.
        Ack!

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        • #5
          Re: What will you buy with your "economic stimulus package" loot?

          Clearly some new sheets are in order at my house. The old ones all have holes in them. Beyond that a new wood chipper. I seem to run threw those things so fast.

          Sears has a good one at about $1500.
          http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_07124517000P?vName=Lawn+%26+Garden&keyword=chipper

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          • #6
            Re: What will you buy with your "economic stimulus package" loot?

            Originally posted by Dr. Zaius View Post
            I plan on buying gasoline and beer and food.
            What part of "Wealthiest 1%" don't you get?
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            • #7
              Re: What will you buy with your "economic stimulus package" loot?

              Sorry, I guess I didn't indicate HOW MUCH gas, beer, and food I was going to buy.

              Let's say it'll be a good party!
              Ack!

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              • #8
                Re: What will you buy with your "economic stimulus package" loot?

                I am considering a new Prada bag from Neiman's.

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                • #9
                  Re: What will you buy with your "economic stimulus package" loot?

                  Originally posted by Yellow Rose View Post
                  I am considering a new Prada bag from Neiman's.
                  Only ONE??

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                  • #10
                    Re: What will you buy with your "economic stimulus package" loot?

                    I plan to help with the gold plated cross there building in Landover. But can't remember if its 6 or 8 stories high. Either way, we need lot's a gold for that one.

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                    • #11
                      Re: What will you buy with your "economic stimulus package" loot?

                      I'm not sure.. A few new cars would be nice.
                      I'm thinking about getting myself another Bugatti Veyron.
                      Would be nice to have both a blue and a red one (only got a blue one at the moment) so I can switch when the mood moves me into so doing.

                      But it's only 1.3million $ or so.. So maybe I'll have to buy something more.
                      Anyone knows how much this package is supposed to be?

                      Maybe I'll get a Rolls-Royce Phantom too while I'm at it.
                      It's a steal at around 300,000$! They're practically giving them away.
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                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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                      • #12
                        Re: What will you buy with your "economic stimulus package" loot?

                        I will be purchasing a few of these $3,500 silk ties for my Honeypie, Pastor Zeke.

                        Won't he look HANDSOME in them!

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                        • #13
                          Re: What will you buy with your "economic stimulus package" loot?

                          The amount we're talking about is so puny, I think I'll just direct deposit it into my Luxembourger offshore account.
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                          • #14
                            Re: What will you buy with your "economic stimulus package" loot?

                            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                            The amount we're talking about is so puny, I think I'll just direct deposit it into my Luxembourger offshore account.
                            You DO have a point there Brother.

                            Although it IS a rather small amount, I would rather see it spent on something frivolous, rather than watch some filthy, dirty, lazy Beaner spend it at Wal-Mart.

                            I hope it only goes to GOLDY, White, Republican Taxpayers.

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                            • #15
                              Re: What will you buy with your "economic stimulus package" loot?

                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              You DO have a point there Brother.

                              Although it IS a rather small amount, I would rather see it spent on something frivolous, rather than watch some filthy, dirty, lazy Beaner spend it at Wal-Mart.
                              Well, now that you mention it, I have had my eye on one of those super-Godly Come My Way ties. I'm gonna get one!

                              And since it features a message that every young couple (= wife) needs to hear, I think they'd make a terrific wedding gift. Don't you agree?

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