My son might be infected by autism virus

[lukasekman]

Today, one of my sons played with other kids. One of them sneezed, and the kids thought he just had a common cold. But I found out later that he was autistic.
I have now isolated my son, and he is given a diet of pizza and pancakes, which are easy to get under the door. How long is the incubation period?

I called the parents of the other kids, and urged them to put their kids into quarantine, but only one of them complied.

I'm not sure about the case fatality rate for autism, but I follow Proverb 23:13 to ensure they survive this crisis.
Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

[James Hutchins]

Re: My son might be infected by autism virus

I had a child of mine catch the autisim bug. It took months and months of hard work to beat it of the child. It was truly a frightening experience. Sadly, the child died soon after due to causes unrelated to our efforts.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: My son might be infected by autism virus

I may be wrong but I thought that autism was the result of a demon, just like epilepsy is,

Matthew 17:14 And when they were come to the multitude, there came to him a certain man, kneeling down to him, and saying, 15 Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes he falleth into the fire, and oft into the water.
16 And I brought him to thy disciples, and they could not cure him.
17 Then Jesus answered and said, O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you? how long shall I suffer you? bring him hither to me.
18And Jesus rebuked the devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very hour.


YIC


Jack

[James Hutchins]

Re: My son might be infected by autism virus

I may be wrong but I thought that autism was the result of a demon, just like epilepsy is,

Matthew 17:14 And when they were come to the multitude, there came to him a certain man, kneeling down to him, and saying, 15 Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes he falleth into the fire, and oft into the water.
16 And I brought him to thy disciples, and they could not cure him.
17 Then Jesus answered and said, O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you? how long shall I suffer you? bring him hither to me.
18And Jesus rebuked the devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very hour.


YIC


Jack

Brother O'Fagan, aren't bugs demons?

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: My son might be infected by autism virus

Brother O'Fagan, aren't bugs demons?

Yes, I'm sure you are right,

[Christianzionist]

Re: My son might be infected by autism virus

I know that this feller is a heathen joo, but he does have some good advice as a doctor regarding brats who fake the autism bug...

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/22/business/media/22sava.html

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My son might be infected by autism virus

Oh dear how frightening!

Do you have a local church elder you can call on? Have you enough oil?

Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
James 5:14

If you don't mind, I'd be honored to add you to my prayer list. I'll put your son's name on the Epheldreda Wall o' Prayer to remind me to lift up your request to the Throne of Heaven.

[Nobar King]

Re: My son might be infected by autism virus

Was this child vaccinated for autism prior to this exposure?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My son might be infected by autism virus

Autism is just the latest fashionable word among the liberal elite. They love creating new catagories of victims so they can raise your taxes.

An autistic isn't anything but a kind of retarded.

[lukasekman]

Re: My son might be infected by autism virus

Thanks for your prayers, Mary Etheldreda. My kid haven't shown any symptoms of common autism or the cold-like symptoms that might be associated with this contagious variant of autism.

I have a huge amount of motor oil in my garage, hope it will suffice if the kid start to show symptoms.

I haven't vaccinated my kids against measles, rubella, polio or any other childhood viral diseases. I believe that childhood diseases are natural crisis in the development of a child, just as the pain from corporal punishment. Btw, the secular doctors didn't even mention they had a vaccine against autism, when they tried to talk me into subscribing for measles and polio. Those doctors were just as annoying as the most manic telemarketer.

Anyways, Rubella is a lovely name, I plan to give that name to my next daughter.

[lukasekman]

Re: My son might be infected by autism virus

Glory!
Four days have passed, and thanks to our collaborate efforts and prayers, the vicious virus haven't touched my innocent son. I have now released my son from the quarantine room.
Praise Jesus!

Btw, the detention was no big deal for him, since i trained him to be on his own and find calm in Bible studies from the age of six. It's just so ridiculous that many socialist "parents" wont let twice as old kids be on their own for a mere evening.

I have now made my servants build a tall fence around my garden, to protect my family during the epidemic.

[MisterM]

Re: My son might be infected by autism virus

Autism is just word for kid behaving badly. It is not a disease, just a behavior model of a evil child. And definitely it is parents fault.

Prov 13:24 - He that spareth his rod hateth his son: But he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

I don't say it is not possible to get infected by autism, evil does find it ways. But as a Christian parent, you know how to fix the situation.

[EmmaLee]

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As someone whose mother works with autistic children and as someone who volunteers occasionally at a local special needs school, I find this thread appalling. First of all, autism is NOT a virus, and, depending on what end of the spectrum they are, does NOT mean that they are "retarded." (A lot of autistic people are some of the brightest people you'll ever meet.) Autism is not something you can beat out of a child. Through behavioral plans, an autistic child can be kept under control and still live a fulfilling life, again, depending on what end of the spectrum they are on.

Do I think autism or any likewise "illness" is sometimes used as a crutch for a person for not controlling their kid? Yes, most definitely. Please, before labeling your child as autistic, make sure it isn't just a behavioral problem. Then take the proper measures to fix the "problem."

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My son might be infected by autism virus

As someone whose mother works with autistic children and as someone who volunteers occasionally at a local special needs school, I find this thread appalling. First of all, autism is NOT a virus, and, depending on what end of the spectrum they are, does NOT mean that they are "retarded." (A lot of autistic people are some of the brightest people you'll ever meet.) Autism is not something you can beat out of a child. Through behavioral plans, an autistic child can be kept under control and still live a fulfilling life, again, depending on what end of the spectrum they are on.

Do I think autism or any likewise "illness" is sometimes used as a crutch for a person for not controlling their kid? Yes, most definitely. Please, before labeling your child as autistic, make sure it isn't just a behavioral problem. Then take the proper measures to fix the "problem."

Friend, you seem awfully fired up. So much so that you have trouble comprehending the simple logic of these very simple issues. If you look back in history, you'll find a very obvious pattern:

Graph of Flu:



Graph of Autism:



Viruses are at work, clearly. Further, we know the correlation between this virus of autism and the disease of atheism:

Atheism and autism are the same sickness! (With Indisputable Scientific Proof!)

[EmmaLee]

Re: My son might be infected by autism virus

Friend, you seem awfully fired up. So much so that you have trouble comprehending the simple logic of these very simple issues. If you look back in history, you'll find a very obvious pattern:

Graph of Flu:



Graph of Autism:



Viruses are at work, clearly. Further, we know the correlation between this virus of autism and the disease of atheism:

Atheism and autism are the same sickness! (With Indisputable Scientific Proof!)

You're right! Thank you so much. I never realized the errors in my logic. Next time I see my mother I will show her this and together, we'll try to rid our town of the autism virus.