My college report.

[Kerby316]

Hello people! You don't know me, nor have you seen me. But I strongly urge you to read my introduction before reading this, that why you would know why I am asking these questions. Now, these questions are not mine. So don't get mad at me, just my professor. :=)

1. Over the years there have been over 21,000 gun deaths in America. What would you do to control gun control and why?

2. How can we; as a people find more ways to decrease the poverty level, stop immigration; and commit ourselves into being a better and more loving society?

3. Do you think that the police do thier job? Do we need to punish the dirty cops? And if so, how would we do it?

4. According to Vermont state law, all families are required to have a gun in their household, regardless of that persons view on firearms. What are your thoughts?

5. With the way that the fast food industry is growing, the American population is getting fatter. Would you find a way to stop this "eating epidemic", or would you just let it go? Your thoughts please.

There will be more of these questions. And Yes, I know these seem a little out of place, but bear with me.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: My college report.

Dear Friends,

1. Over the years there have been over 21,000 gun deaths in America. What would you do to control gun control and why?

Those 21,000 had it coming.

2. How can we; as a people find more ways to decrease the poverty level, stop immigration; and commit ourselves into being a better and more loving society?

Poor people should stop being lazy. American citizens should be able to shoot illegals on sight. America is already too loving for its own good.

3. Do you think that the police do thier job? Do we need to punish the dirty cops? And if so, how would we do it?

I'm willing to paddle them.

4. According to Vermont state law, all families are required to have a gun in their household, regardless of that persons view on firearms. What are your thoughts?

That's not the law anywhere. Don't be a RUBE.

5. With the way that the fast food industry is growing, the American population is getting fatter. Would you find a way to stop this "eating epidemic", or would you just let it go? Your thoughts please.

Wider people make easier targets. Easier to hit the next 21,000 who have it coming.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: My college report.

Hello people! You don't know me, nor have you seen me. But I strongly urge you to read my introduction before reading this, that why you would know why I am asking these questions. Now, these questions are not mine. So don't get mad at me, just my professor. :=)

1. Over the years there have been over 21,000 gun deaths in America. What would you do to control gun control and why?

The liberty tree needs to be refreshed with the blood of patriots time to time. The citizens died for freedom friend and it is something their families can be proud of.

I think you estimate of gun deaths is far too low, the America Civil War alone killed far more Americans than that.

2. How can we; as a people find more ways to decrease the poverty level, stop immigration; and commit ourselves into being a better and more loving society?

Increase taxes on the poor and cut taxes on the rich. This will encourage people to stop choosing to be poor.

3. Do you think that the police do thier job? Do we need to punish the dirty cops? And if so, how would we do it?

What are you suggesting friend? The Grand Jury cleared me and my department of those charges.

4. According to Vermont state law, all families are required to have a gun in their household, regardless of that persons view on firearms. What are your thoughts?

Vermont is not part of the United States.

5. With the way that the fast food industry is growing, the American population is getting fatter. Would you find a way to stop this "eating epidemic", or would you just let it go? Your thoughts please.

See my suggestion about increasing taxes on the poor. People without money can't by unhealthy fast food so that will stop the epidemic of the obesse poor in America.

[JennyD]

Re: My college report.

1. Over the years there have been over 21,000 gun deaths in America. What would you do to control gun control and why?

In order to help control gun control, I am a card-carrying member of the NRA.

If you are as concerned as I am about the expansion of gun control and removal of the rights of law-abiding citizens to carry weapons and defend themselves against carjacking Negroes, AIDS-sharing Homersexuals, Superstition-believing Unitarians, and other threats, I suggest you join as well! Go to www.nra.org today!

2. How can we; as a people find more ways to decrease the poverty level, stop immigration; and commit ourselves into being a better and more loving society?

We can reduce the poverty level through simple legislative action. But first, let me explain how we got where we are.

In 2006, a single person under 65 was considered below the poverty level if her annual income was less than $10,488. A Godly family of eight, meanwhile (married parents and six children), were considered poor if their combined annual income was $33,171 or less. It wasn't always like that, no!

For decades, Demoncrats in Congress have demanded that we keep increasing the so-called "poverty level", to increase the number of people eligible for food stamps, welfare housing ("the projects"), and other handouts paid for by We, The People. All this money wasted, so Demoncrats could increase their voter base with handouts!

If we want to reduce the poverty level in this nation, all we must do is return Republicans to control of the House, Senate, and Presidency. Then, GLORY! The poverty level will shrink instead of continuing to rise.

I have a three-fold plan to eliminate illegal immigration. First, Mister Huckabee, BUILD UP THAT WALL! That's right, since Bush isn't getting the border wall done, it'll be up to our next President, the Godly Mike Huckabee, to do the job.

Second, eliminate ALL government services provided in Spanish, and make it illegal for businesses to advertise or converse with customers in Spanish. Eliminate all Spanish-language press, except for a weekly paper from the INS giving simplified directions to the southern border, with free Greyhound coupons. One-way, of course.

Finally, work with the NRA in a youth marksmanship program. Each week, take 50 youngsters from different states where they can spend seven days and nights at a variety of border locations, learning about night vision scopes and high-powered rifles, and practicing with moving targets.

America could only be more loving if we had more True Christians(tm) sharing the Word of God. Won't you join us and help bring God's Law to the Constitution? (Click the link in my signature to see how YOU can help!)

3. Do you think that the police do thier job? Do we need to punish the dirty cops? And if so, how would we do it?

I think your English teachers didn't do their jobs . . .

The police in Freehold certainly do their job! There are no vagrants, illegal aliens, Communists, homersexuals, or other horrors anywhere in the town. I do so love a visit to Freehold!

I think dirty cops should shower, not be punished for getting a bit mussed in the line of duty. After all, chasing down Paco is a dirty job! And sometimes they have to tackle Leroy after he snatches a pie . . . Blueberry can be particularly messy.

I'm sure the Ladies of Landover and I could organize a Cop Wash sometime . . .

4. According to Vermont state law, all families are required to have a gun in their household, regardless of that persons view on firearms. What are your thoughts?

I think you're trying to yank our collective chain. There is no such law.

5. With the way that the fast food industry is growing, the American population is getting fatter. Would you find a way to stop this "eating epidemic", or would you just let it go? Your thoughts please.

You may have noticed that nobody at Landover is obese. (Sister VictoryOS is indeed a large woman; however, she was over 600# before she was saved. She has lost fully half her body weight in the last two years, when she started filling up on Jesus instead of gnawing on those little yellow Twinkies, so we will thank you not to mock her.)

When God's Law rules the nation, fast food will be a thing of the past. You see, the fast food industry is a direct result of so-called "women's liberation". Before WWII, women stayed home and cooked nutritious meals for their hardworking husbands. The women stayed fit by scrubbing their houses and doing laundry and yard work and chopping wood, and the husbands plowed fields and rounded up greased pigs. Now, women work outside the home, and so men and women alike end up buying garbage at roadside stands like Wendy's or Jack in the Box.

Bring back God's Law, put women back in the home where they belong, and the obesity "epidemic" will subside.

[Seeker]

Re: My college report.

1. Over the years there have been over 21,000 gun deaths in America. What would you do to control gun control and why?

Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

2. How can we; as a people find more ways to decrease the poverty level, stop immigration; and commit ourselves into being a better and more loving society?

Keep Bush in office forever.

3. Do you think that the police do thier job? Do we need to punish the dirty cops? And if so, how would we do it?

Has your professor ever watched "Cops?"

4. According to Vermont state law, all families are required to have a gun in their household, regardless of that persons view on firearms. What are your thoughts?

How the hell does that work?

5. With the way that the fast food industry is growing, the American population is getting fatter. Would you find a way to stop this "eating epidemic", or would you just let it go? Your thoughts please.

According to Weight Watchers, a bean burrito at Taco Bell has only 8 points. A veggie Burger at Burger King, (hold the mayo) has only 7 points and a side salad at McDonalds with low fat Ranch dressing has only 5 points. That means I can eat fast food 3 times a day and never gain weight.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My college report.

Please give us the name of your professor and the university he teaches at.

What's your point in asking these questions? To help Mike Huckabee's campaign? I'll bet you're a YAFer, aren't you!

[Seth Cochran]

Re: My college report.

Dear Friends,



Those 21,000 had it coming.
Are you kidding? Have you no sympathy?


Poor people should stop being lazy. American citizens should be able to shoot illegals on sight. America is already too loving for its own good.
I agree with the first one, if all poor people were lazy. Sometimes it's not their fault. I think deportation will do in the case of illegal aliens. American is at war. Is that loving?


I'm willing to paddle them.
Paddling? Why not try training them?


That's not the law anywhere. Don't be a RUBE.
What's a RUBE?


Wider people make easier targets. Easier to hit the next 21,000 who have it coming.
That's crazy. Do you just like shooting everything? "Thou shalt not kill." Why not just send them to the gym?

Yours in Him,
bab

This is just crazy.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: My college report.

This is just crazy.

Dear Friend,

I took time from my busy schedule to answer your questions. I don't think name calling is appropriate thanks on your part.

Yours in His Disdain for Ingratitude,
bab

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: My college report.

This is just crazy.

Steth, Do not hijack Kerby's question thread.

If your opinion differs then you should answer Kerby's questions yourself.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: My college report.

1. Over the years there have been over 21,000 gun deaths in America. What would you do to control gun control and why?

What I would do to gun control? Well, abolish it completely!
Gun control is an abomination straight from the pit of HELL!

2. How can we; as a people find more ways to decrease the poverty level, stop immigration; and commit ourselves into being a better and more loving society?

If we were to become a nationwide Theocracy.. that would be a good start.

3. Do you think that the police do thier job? Do we need to punish the dirty cops? And if so, how would we do it?

Here in Freehold, yes.
Bobby-Joe and the boys are truly dedicated to their work.

Nationwide however, no.
They don't even arrest sodomites anymore but allow them to walk the streets as if they were normal persons.

4. According to Vermont state law, all families are required to have a gun in their household, regardless of that persons view on firearms. What are your thoughts?

What a great idea.
Too bad Vermont isn't really a part of the US, and is also filled with demoncraps and sodomites.

5. With the way that the fast food industry is growing, the American population is getting fatter. Would you find a way to stop this "eating epidemic", or would you just let it go? Your thoughts please.

Don't care either way.
Unlike you, I'm not a poor & communistic welfare-dependant, so I don't hate wholesome & decent American corporations who'se taxes pay for your own welfare.

[Brother V]

Re: My college report.

Hello people! You don't know me, nor have you seen me. But I strongly urge you to read my introduction before reading this, that why you would know why I am asking these questions. Now, these questions are not mine. So don't get mad at me, just my professor. :=)

1. Over the years there have been over 21,000 gun deaths in America. What would you do to control gun control and why?

Dear friend,

In 1999, there were 28,874 gun-related deaths in the United States - over 80 deaths every day. (Source: Hoyert DL, Arias E, Smith BL, Murphy SL, Kochanek, KD. Deaths: Final Data for 1999. National Vital Statistics Reports. 2001;49 (8).)

Your numbers suck.

2. How can we; as a people find more ways to decrease the poverty level, stop immigration; and commit ourselves into being a better and more loving society?

The easiest way to do all those things is to enforce the laws on the books. The second best way, is to stop the "war on drugs"; and legalize and de-criminalize most drugs.

3. Do you think that the police do thier job? Do we need to punish the dirty cops? And if so, how would we do it?

Some police do their jobs; most cops need to be shot on sight.

4. According to Vermont state law, all families are required to have a gun in their household, regardless of that persons view on firearms. What are your thoughts?

According to wiki:

Vermont

Vermont is notable in that it has no gun control laws aside from prohibiting counties and other localities from making their own gun control laws (preemption). The only firearm laws that apply in Vermont are federal ones.[53]

The term "Vermont Carry" is used by gun rights advocates to refer to allowing citizens to carry a firearm concealed or openly without any sort of permit requirement. Vermont law does not distinguish between residents and non-residents of the state; both have the same right to carry while in Vermont.

The Vermont constitution of 1777, based partly on the US Constitution and Bill of Rights, guarantees certain freedoms and rights to the citizens: "XV. That the people have a right to bear arms for the defence of themselves and the State; and, as standing armies, in the time of peace, are dangerous to liberty, they ought not to be kept up; and that the military should be kept under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power."

So Vermont has no such law; as BAB said.

Kennesaw Georgia does have a law like that though. It was passed in 1982. It was amended in 1983, to allow people to not have to do it.

Of course, after the passing of the law, home burglaries went down 89% so, I'd say, that's a damn fine law.

5. With the way that the fast food industry is growing, the American population is getting fatter. Would you find a way to stop this "eating epidemic", or would you just let it go? Your thoughts please.

I've heard it said that America is the only country in the world where poor people are fat. This is not the fault of the food industry, this is a problem with the chemical industry.

Why is a bottle of soda cheaper than a bottle of water?

It's because the chemicals and other crap in the soda are less expensive than water itself.

A burger at most restaurants has plenty of soy products in it (which in theory should be good for you). Unfortunately, the flavoring in those (non-vegetarian) soy burgers is cow fat. If that flavor was introduced by a different flavoring agent, then the burger would be better for people, and they wouldn't be so fat.

Also, it's a better bargain to get the supersized fries than to get the small.

Hope this helps; and perhaps you should chide your professor for giving you at least two questions that are incorrect.

YIC
V

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: My college report.

1. Over the years there have been over 21,000 gun deaths in America. What would you do to control gun control and why?

I would control gun control by controlling the controllers who have decontrolled the control of anti-gun-control controllers. And a walrus. Please be more clear in your questions.

2. How can we; as a people find more ways to decrease the poverty level, stop immigration; and commit ourselves into being a better and more loving society?

Tell your professor to move to Iceland, which has all the qualities you mention. He can find a job cleaning public restrooms with his moustache. God hates Iceland, and that is why He invented Bjork. Please be sensible in your questions, as when you are silly you make a fool of yourself.

3. Do you think that the police do thier job? Do we need to punish the dirty cops? And if so, how would we do it?

If the dirty cops merely have grease under their fingernails, then that is no big deal. If they refuse to shower, fart on other people's food, or plaster their hair with cow dung they should be hurled from the Mackinac Bridge with live lake trout tied to their ankles.

4. According to Vermont state law, all families are required to have a gun in their household, regardless of that persons view on firearms. What are your thoughts?

As many have noted, this question proves that your professor is an idiot. Please stand up in your next class session and say, "With respect, Sir, you have the brain of a boiled cabbage and the body odor of an unlaundered polecat. That bullwhack about Vermont laws is about as crazy as a junebug on crack cocaine." Do it or you're a big chicken. Chicken, chicken, chicken!

5. With the way that the fast food industry is growing, the American population is getting fatter. Would you find a way to stop this "eating epidemic", or would you just let it go? Your thoughts please.

Did you know everyone could lose at least 10 pounds of body weight in just a few minutes? Just chop off a leg. And the weight stays off! Even if you cook and eat your own leg after you remove it you will not gain back an equivalent amount of flab. It's a win-win weight loss solution! And the weight stays off!

There will be more of these questions. And Yes, I know these seem a little out of place, but bear with me.

Sure! No problem, post all the questions you like. Personally, I suspect that the value of my answers will be proportional to the amount you pay me.

Unless I get bored with stupid questions. As a matter of fact, that might have happened already!

~~ OEJ

[Kerby316]

Re: My college report.

I stand corrected, thanks you guys! See? Oh, and for the record, I'm afaid I'm neither a democrat or a republican, its not that i dont agree with their view on important issues, its just that I just don't really understand what it means to be a republican or a democrat. But I'm leaning towards republican....Down with Clinton!! But if....If....Purely hypothetical....What if Huckabee doens't go into office, and Osama-Bama does? Will be expect a mass revolt? Will there be an assasination? I can't wait for the election!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: My college report.

I stand corrected, thanks you guys! See? Oh, and for the record, I'm afaid I'm neither a democrat or a republican, its not that i dont agree with their view on important issues, its just that I just don't really understand what it means to be a republican or a democrat. But I'm leaning towards republican....Down with Clinton!! But if....If....Purely hypothetical....What if Huckabee doens't go into office, and Osama-Bama does? Will be expect a mass revolt? Will there be an assasination? I can't wait for the election!!!

Kerby,

Were is your faith in Jesus. He would never allow a terrorist like Oboma ben Ladin to get elected?

[Kerby316]

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I'm speaking hypothecally, silly. And beside IF Obama is in office, you know People will assasinate him. He didn't even put his hand over his heart while the Star Spangled banned played. Now, would I want something like that running this country? HA!!! NO!!! I'm for huckabee.