Big Bird: Enemy of America, Jesus and the Economy

[Bobby-Joe]

Last night Romney laid it out for America; this election is going to decided the future. While Americans choose to let the mouchers continue rape the Job Creatrs like they have, or will America choose Economic FREEDOM®?

And Romney gave a face and a name to that evil that threatens our country.

Big Bird from Seseme Street.

Yes, even Romney admits Big Bird is likeable, but then again so was Hitler

I'm sorry, Jim, I’m going to stop the subsidy to PBS. I’m going to stop other things. I like PBS, I love Big Bird. Actually like you, too. But I'm not going to—I'm not going to keep on spending money on things to borrow money from China to pay for. That’s number one.

It's time to pry Big Bird vampire beak off the neck of hard working Americans. It's high time for the looter to stop looting.

What do we know about Big Bird?

Big Bird is a protagonist of the children's television show Sesame Street. Officially performed by Caroll Spinney since 1969, he is an eight-foot two-inch (249 cm) tall bright primrose-yellow bird.[2] He can roller skate, ice skate, dance, sing, write poetry, draw and even ride a unicycle. But despite this wide array of talents, he is prone to frequent misunderstandings, on one occasion even singing the alphabet as one big long word (from the song called "ABC-DEF-GHI," pronounced "ab-keddef-gajihkel-monop-quristuv-wixyz"), pondering what it could ever mean. He lives in a large nest behind the 123 Sesame Street brownstone and has a teddy bear named Radar.

In otherwords evil in a yellow package.

This is what the left wants kids to see; some giant talking bird showing them out to scam money from hard working Americans. Big Bird does this by scaring children into worshiping him

Want to know a secret about my childhood? I was so afraid of Big Bird from Sesame Street when i was younger. I remember a childhood friend saying he was too big to eat bird seed, so he ate kids instead. I seriously was so scared of that 8 foot bird. Luckily I didn’t have any older siblings with a morbid sense of humor. I can only see them

He;s also made in China, which means he is a commie

[Bobby-Joe]

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Update

The Big Moocher strikes back. Clearly Mitt has Big Bird on the ropes. Big Big is getting the loin share of the 5 Trillion dollar deficit and Big Bird an't letting go until we REAL(r) Americans pry his hands off of it.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Big Bird, like all America's enemies on PBS, is one big, hurkin' moocher.

Go Romney!!!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Big Bird should ceremoniously have his head lopped off, eviscerated, stuffed with dressing and roasted at 350 degrees F (for 20 minutes per pound), and his neck and giblets boiled with onions and spices to make an accompanying gravy. We traditionally call this thankgiving.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Big Bird should ceremoniously have his head lopped off, eviscerated, stuffed with dressing and roasted at 350 degrees F (for 20 minutes per pound), and his neck and giblets boiled with onions and spices to make an accompanying gravy. We traditionally call this thankgiving.

Agree

Time this freeloader bird payed his own well and self deporting into a Thanksgiving oven sounds like the ticket. It would also be the first AMERICAN thing Big Bird has ever done.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Brother Bobby-Joe, I'm so glad you brought this up! I thought I was the only one who felt a chill of stark terror race down his spine when Governor Romney brought up that Satanic sideshow freak of a carnivorous bird-monster!

And that bird is on the offensive, now.





He's even enlisted others from Sesame Street!

Telling lies:



Blaming others for their failures:



And starting violent protests, the likes of which America has not seen since the Civil Rights era!



But Romney is taking it in stride:



And he's even come up with a new campaign sticker:

[Cranky Old Man]

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Those annoying communist gay Sesame Muppets have been attacking our freedom for decades now. It's time for them to serve their country and be in the first attack wave on Iran. I am certain Big Bird will scare those Iranians into immediate surrender.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Time for the arch collectivist Big Bird to stand by for action

There is a new sheriff in town, and he is named Mitt Romney.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Big Bird evil has been there to see for a long time

[Bobby-Joe]

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But Mitt has come to take care of business

[Bobby-Joe]

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Professor Newt - time to liberate Big Bird like we liberated Iraq

Santorum - I've been after that bird bastard for years now

Bye bye Birdy!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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They might as well re-name Sesame Street to Karl Marx Boulevard what with all the socialist propaganda they dispense, not to mention all the gay muppet orgies that undermine the moral fiber of American children.

It's time to shut down PBS (Politburo Broadcasting System) once and for all.

[Bobby-Joe]

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They might as well re-name Sesame Street to Karl Marx Boulevard what with all the socialist propaganda they dispense, not to mention all the gay muppet orgies that undermine the moral fiber of American children.

It's time to shut down PBS (Politburo Broadcasting System) once and for all.

I see the RINOs like Rick Santorum are trying to soft peddle this one already

“I’ve voted to kill Big Bird in the past. So, I have a record there that I have to disclose. That doesn’t mean I don’t like Big Bird. I mean, you can kill things and still like them, maybe to eat them, I don’t know.”

He gay or something? Google searches for Santorum come up with weird results.

PBS shouldn't just be defunded - it should be taken off the air along with all that smut like Dora the Explorer and NOVA

[Ex-soccer player]

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They might as well re-name Sesame Street to Karl Marx Boulevard what with all the socialist propaganda they dispense, not to mention all the gay muppet orgies that undermine the moral fiber of American children.

I remember these two "confirmed bachelors", one guy with an yellow oval head and the other one with a read one They always gave me the creeps. Will Romney see them off too, along with the ugly green-furred demoncrat voter? Does this 47percenter still live in his trash-can or has the muslim recruited him into his "government"?

[TamiJanMartiKarlaFay]

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Just don't get me started on that George Snuffalupagus.