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I just thought I'd share this little gem with you all. Here's what I always wear to stop my filthy little habit of touching my penis. Yes, I'm a sinner... a weak man. But I've understood and accepted my weakness and therefore I wear one of these on my tallywhacker at all times.

I can't recommend them enough. Has saved me from burning in hell many times.

http://cb-x.com/

I've also heard good things about these. I haven't bought one myself, but I've heard that they are very comfortable. Comfort can be a problem for long term use.

http://www.maturemetal.com/chastity-devices/

Praise Jesus

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It's a good thing those devices have holes you can pee through. I say lock that thing up and throw away the key!
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lol....i bought two of those cb-6000 and the curve........they are uncomfortable to wear and just will not stop me.

vodka and some syringes does the trick.
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I use this on my boys. Unintended arousal simply does not happen:
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lol....i bought two of those cb-6000 and the curve........they are uncomfortable to wear and just will not stop me.

vodka and some syringes does the trick.
What? Oh my goodness, friend, you need help! I would be happy to talk with you and pray with you regarding your problem. Do you have a Web cam?
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My boys wear something like that "pet trap" that Seth made for them. But they're getting to that age where you can lose them to sin so easily.
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Faith_Machine yea I have skype

if only the Lord would send me 1 woman, 1 single woman but idk....looks grim.

maybe he knows doing that would make me more likely to masturbate

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The Lord had to make masturbation a sin?.......99.5 % of men will be in hell for this.
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There was a time only a few years ago that I found myself struggling with temptations of the flesh.

I got myself one of those stainless steel chastity belts and gave the key to Pastor Ezekiel. He ended up losing it, and I wore the belt for almost six months before I finally had Heathen_Basher remove it with a pair of bolt cutters.

But during that six months I renewed my promises to the LORD JESUS never to touch myself, and with Heathen_Basher there, I did not have to touch myself at all, praise GOD!
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I feel bad for you guys, I masturbate once or twice a night and I don't know where I'd be if I didn't. It feels great and its a good stress reliever! What's the difference between scratching your head and stroking your shaft? Both feel good.
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This is NOT a sex fantasy forum!

We do not want to hear about your disgusting perversions unless it is in a testimony of the redeeming power of CHRIST.

For your information, masturbation is a deadly sin which results in spilling of seed and lustful thoughts, both things which the Bible condemns.

Masturbation is also homosexual intercourse.

Please keep discussions wholesome, and do not glorify sin on our forums!
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Masturbation is also homosexual intercourse.
Care to explain this? If you're looking at photographs of nude women and fantasizing about women how could it possibly be homosexual?
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I feel bad for you guys, I masturbate once or twice a night and I don't know where I'd be if I didn't. It feels great and its a good stress reliever! What's the difference between scratching your head and stroking your shaft? Both feel good.
And it only took until the second post until you fell apart.

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Care to explain this? If you're looking at photographs of nude women and fantasizing about women how could it possibly be homosexual?
It's man on man sex, or are you claiming to be both male and female?
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It's man on man sex, or are you claiming to be both male and female?
Self stimulation is man on man sex? Where is this other mystery man?
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Self stimulation is man on man sex? Where is this other mystery man?
You get sexual pleasure by touching a penis. Sounds pretty gaysexual to me.
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Self stimulation is man on man sex? Where is this other mystery man?
The penis is a mans penis, the hand belongs to a man, therefore it is man on man. Or are you using some sort of animal?

That's enough for my feminine sensibilities, I don't even want to think about what you do.
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You get sexual pleasure by touching a penis. Sounds pretty gaysexual to me.
It's not sexual pleasure from touching a penis, its sexual pleasure from
stimulation. If I got sexual pleasure from touching penis then I would be going to gay bars. Masturbation isn't getting off to yourself, it's getting off to whatever material you're looking at, in my case, scantily clad women. If a woman was stimulating me while I was looking at pictures or adult films it would be the same effect.
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its sexual pleasure from
stimulation.
By touching a penis. Why do you prefer touching penises over proper marital sex aiming at producing soldiers for Christ?
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They sell these at porn shops.
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