What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

[ChuckieGirl666]

You bitchezzzz,

So what do ya all Bible hump dumpers think about time travel? Is it against the Bible or what?

[Nobar King]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

The only thing I can see here against the bible is you, chucklegurl.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

First, I think you need to clean up your language, missy.

As to whether time travel is possible, that matter requires considerable spiritual discernment (more than I suspect you can muster). Some parts of Scripture clearly teach that God transcends time:

John 8:58: Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am.

Others teach that even angels are bound by time:

Dan. 10:13: But the prince of the kingdom of Persia withstood me one and twenty days: but, lo, Michael, one of the chief princes, came to help me; and I remained there with the kings of Persia.

So allowing time travel, like banishing all evil from the world, is one of those matters in which God could do it if He wanted, but chooses not to in order to fulfill His holy plan.

[ChuckieGirl666]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

So allowing time travel, like banishing all evil from the world, is one of those matters in which God could do it if He wanted, but chooses not to in order to fulfill His holy plan.

So God can't travel through time! hah! Thought not! But The Doctor can. So does that mean that Timelords are more powerful than God? Also, the Borg have the power to travel through time. If Jesus met the Borg in combat, I bet they'd assimilate him! I think a Borg Christ would look way-cool!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

So God can't travel through time! hah! Thought not! But The Doctor can. So does that mean that Timelords are more powerful than God? Also, the Borg have the power to travel through time. If Jesus met the Borg in combat, I bet they'd assimilate him! I think a Borg Christ would look way-cool!

The Borg and Dr Who are fictional characters taken from books that the authors claimed they were told to write by invisible men no one can see. As a Christian I have no time for nonsense like that.

[ChuckieGirl666]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

The Borg and Dr Who are fictional characters taken from books that the authors claimed they were told to write by invisible men no one can see. As a Christian I have no time for nonsense like that.

WRONG! While I do admit Dr Who isn't real, and apologize to the good Pastor. The Borg ARE real, and they would whoop Jesus's BACKSIDE!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

WRONG! While I do admit Dr Who isn't real, and apologize to the good Pastor. The Borg ARE real, and they would whoop Jesus's BACKSIDE!

The Bog are fictional characters and as such it is pointless to discuss what they would do when confronted by Jesus Christ. A Christians we deal only with the truth and hard facts.

[ChuckieGirl666]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

The Bog are fictional characters and as such it is pointless to discuss what they would do when confronted by Jesus Christ. A Christians we deal only with the truth and hard facts.

Ok hard-fact this, gee wiz! How do ya know the Borg aren't real? I hav met plenty Borgs at conventions, but never met one Jesus. Hows that? Eh?

Ya know I just got real mad there cos you said the Borg wer not real and jus got 9 infracsions for stuff I not done. Got so mad kicked over a chair in ma room, an it knocked over all ma Star-Trek models. Scared ma mother, who ran down basement stairs ta see if ah was ok.

Oh, also, my mother agrees with me that the Borg are real, and said she wants a stern-word with you Mister Bobbyjoes. Yor in trouble now!

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Oh, also, my mother agrees with me that the Borg are real, and said she wants a stern-word with you Mister Bobbyjoes. Yor in trouble now!

Your mother should beat you with a pvc pipe until the noise stops babbling out of your mouth.

I keep asking myself why somebody would mutilate the English language to this degree when it has so much potential for beauty....I keep giving these people the excuse of being mentally retarded but I just don't think there are that many retards in the world.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

Time is a human concept given unto us by God.. God acted within time when he interacted with us. Time, you see, is merely in the perspective of the human. God, in our eyes, could travel time, but to him it wouldn't seem like that directly, unless in his infinite wisdom he was viewing himself through a humans eyes or something!

[ChuckieGirl666]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

Your mother should beat you with a pvc pipe until the noise stops babbling out of your mouth.

I keep asking myself why somebody would mutilate the English language to this degree when it has so much potential for beauty

uhh what tha fuk u takin about homie? Us Goths shoud stick together. My mother would beat U with a hose, you Ruskie a-hole - Yea, I know Marx is a Russian name that's right. Thought ur meant to be a Satanist? That 'english langage petensial for beauty' crap makes u sound lik a little sissy-fag.

[ChuckieGirl666]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

Time is a human concept given unto us by God.. *snip*!

You soun lik a fag too. Why don you go an eat the Russian's tail-pipe, fairy.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

uhh what tha fuk u takin about homie? Us Goths shoud stick together. My mother would beat U with a hose, you Ruskie a-hole - Yea, I know Marx is a Russian name that's right. Thought ur meant to be a Satanist? That 'english langage petensial for beauty' crap makes u sound lik a little sissy-fag.

Considering you have problems with your own gender identity you are a fine one to call some one a homer.

[ChuckieGirl666]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

Considering you have problems with your own gender identity you are a fine one to call some one a homer.

I AM NOT A GIRL! I AM A DUDE! OK! And I am quite the ladies man...

To prove it, here is a picture of my hot Goth girlfriend. Let's see you any of you Xtian pussies get a woman THIS hot....

[VictoryOS]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

Isn't that just a picture of you? Because that picture matches up awfully well with the picture in your avatar. Do you have split personalities, friend?