[ChuckieGirl666]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

Isn't that just a picture of you? Because that picture matches up awfully well with the picture in your avatar. Do you have split personalities, friend?

That's ma girlfrien. We gettin married mext year an gonna hav a huge vampire ceremonie. What ya think of that? Proper Church thing wi fangs!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

That's ma girlfrien. We gettin married mext year an gonna hav a huge vampire ceremonie. What ya think of that? Proper Church thing wi fangs!

You married yourself?

You do understand masturbation is a sin?

[ChuckieGirl666]

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You married yourself?
You do understand masturbation is a sin?

No I marryin my girlfriend. She a Christian AND a Goth. She's also a Jewish so we getting married in a Chapel.

An masterbashion only if you don't eat it. If u eat ur own sperum it goes back into ur balls, so it not a sin at all. My daddy told me that.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

You bitchezzzz,

So what do ya all Bible hump dumpers think about time travel? Is it against the Bible or what?

Obviously ChuckieGirn (I say obviously, and I look at your writing and spelling and think, “Well, perhaps it is not obvious to everyone.”) God is omnipresent.

Sorry to use big words - “Omnipresent” means to you “Wow! Like he’s everywhere and like all the time, dude!”

The only circumstance for this to occur (that are known to man at the present time) is that God travels at the speed of light – thus having infinite mass and energy.

If, His every day life consists of travelling at the speed of light, you would think that He could exceed his average.

This being the case, He could time travel.

He would therefore approve.

If your next question is, “Then why didn’t he go back in time and save the Jews or any of the others who died?”

The answer to that question is, “The questioning of the Almighty’s motives is futile and liable to land you in a pit of boiling Brimstone,” which were it to happen to you, would be a blessing for us and humanity.


So I think in your case time travel would be a good idea, Perhaps some time in the 8th century would suit your level of civilization and education. You could spend much time eating mud and swearing at people - I'm sure you would find that "really kool!"

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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This thread is so Satanic I don't know where to begin.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

No I marryin my girlfriend. She a Christian AND a Goth. She's also a Jewish so we getting married in a Chapel.

An masterbashion only if you don't eat it. If u eat ur own sperum it goes back into ur balls, so it not a sin at all. My daddy told me that.

Your father was obviously a man of great learning and culture. Despite being unable to read:

1Co:6:9: Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,... shall inherit the kingdom of God.

http://www.iespell.com/

You will find that it makes you appear intelligent – until people see you.

[ForGodsSake]

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Isn't that just a picture of you? Because that picture matches up awfully well with the picture in your avatar. Do you have split personalities, friend?

I thought there was a resemblance there actually aswell.

[ChuckieGirl666]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

Your father was obviously a man of great learning and culture. Despite being unable to read:

1Co:6:9: Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,... shall inherit the kingdom of God.

http://www.iespell.com/

You will find that it makes you appear intelligent – until people see you.

Thanx duder but I not need any spellchgecker or any that p*ssy homo sh*t. I dont want to pretty u[p ma words like some sissy fag homo. I wan my riting to be as raw an brutal as possib;le. I want to spell as bad as possible and never check any of it becauise I am kVlt and troo. Troo to my roots, homie. I wouldn be in a black metal band if I wanted to rite like a little sissy girl. I wear leather and spikes an put on black polish to my nails an wear make-up because I a real man.

[Sister Noddy]

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I AM NOT A GIRL! I AM A DUDE! OK! And I am quite the ladies man ...

To prove it, here is a picture of my hot Goth girlfriend. Let's see you any of you Xtian pussies get a woman THIS hot ...

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Nonsense! This is obviously a picture of yourself, miss hot fattie cheesegirl!

[Sister Noddy]

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I wear leather and spikes an put on black polish to my nails an wear make-up because I a real man

Oh and do you smear your lipstick lipstick unevenly over the lipline like a brazen hussy?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Oh and do you smear your lipstick lipstick unevenly over the lipline like a brazen hussy?

I am sorry you have to see this Sister Noddy. But gender roll confusion is typical for the norm for secular households. Compare it to the stable and loving home life you Son in Law Mr Godwin gives you.

You really have to be sad of this fat Goth girl.

[Sister Noddy]

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I am sorry you have to see this Sister Noddy. But gender roll confusion is typical for the norm for secular households. Compare it to the stable and loving home life your Son in Law Mr Godwin gives you.

You really have to be sad for this fat Goth girl.

Gosh Bobby Joe, when I think of the happy homelife I have with Mr Godwin and our dear little boys Tims and Kills, it makes me want to cry! (the Lord Jesus is so good to noddy)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What do you Bible humpers think about time-travel??

Gosh Bobby Joe, when I think of the happy homelife I have with Mr Godwin and our dear little boys Tims and Kills, it makes me want to cry! (the Lord Jesus is so good to noddy)

Yes, hasn't the Lord taken care of you in you hour of need Sister Noddy?

Just think if that fat, ugly woman Chuckie Girl was had to go threw a similar situation like what happened to you; we would expect Chuckie Cheese relatives would have the poor girl out on the streets selling her body to passerby. Probably black men considering her huge behind. No wonder she likes to pretend she is a man, secularist are so cruel to women.

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

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Ok hard-fact this, gee wiz! How do ya know the Borg aren't real? I hav met plenty Borgs at conventions, but never met one Jesus. Hows that? Eh?

Ya know I just got real mad there cos you said the Borg wer not real and jus got 9 infracsions for stuff I not done. Got so mad kicked over a chair in ma room, an it knocked over all ma Star-Trek models. Scared ma mother, who ran down basement stairs ta see if ah was ok.

Oh, also, my mother agrees with me that the Borg are real, and said she wants a stern-word with you Mister Bobbyjoes. Yor in trouble now!

So your a obese goth who likes Star-Trek and lives in his mommas basement oh Im so scared watch out everyone it is going to time travel into a week from now and get us!

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

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Considering you have problems with your own gender identity you are a fine one to call some one a homer.

Amen brother!