"Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

[Mrs. Rogers]

Dear ones, I have new and somewhat disturbing information regarding those lost souls who identify as LaVeyan Satanist. If one braves their boards - in an attempt to bring them the message of Christ's Gift of Eternal Life© - one will see strange posts whereby they say the words "fluffy bunny" (or the plural "bunnies", if they are addressing two or more of their comrades; an exciting event within any satanic forum, ie having more than two people online at any given time). The secret language of the damned is mysterious to say the least, but I believe that after much prayer I have indeed cracked their blasphemous bunny code.

They say dog owners look like their dogs; is it possible LV Satanists look like that which they sacrifice (or perhaps honour, in addition to their Dark Lord)?

It would appear that the inverted pentagram - with only five points, a poor man's version of the devillish JOO star of David - isn't actually representative of a randy old goat after all; what we thought were horns are in fact rabbit ears, as demonstrated above.

And for all their Hell-inducing faults, there aren't many youngsters more earnest than the budding LaVeyan ...

... perhaps there is hope for them after all, if we can somehow appeal to their fluffy little minds? However, I don't hold much hope for those satanists who play dress-up with their mum's tablecloth - a sure sign they are beyond redemption.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

Well, I must say, this is a new one. I always thought LV-an Satanists worshipped themselves.
So is the bunny meant to represent themselves or something? Or is it an offering? Would they have to kill it and eat it or just feed it and honor it?
*snicker*

[SUV]

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What Evil Rodents they are indeed! Just look at those black, staring eyes!

Bless you, Mrs. Rogers, for warning us of this new Occasion of Sin.

PS If we can find the place they all Congregate together, I suggest we Stone them.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Well, I must say, this is a new one. I always thought LV-an Satanists worshipped themselves.

As an unsaved, Christ-hating heathen, you couldn't be expected to know this, but anyone who doesn't worship Jesus in exactly the way He specifies is worshiping the devil by proxy:

Luk 11:23 He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth.

So if you worship a rabbit, or if you worship yourself, whether in the manner of Anton LaVey or that russkie atheist harlot Ayn Rand, you're really worshiping the devil. So it's all the same thing, really.

Also, the satanists tip their hands when they name themselves after any animal that the Old Testament calls unclean.

Finally, I showed Mrs. Rogers' excellent post to my unsaved accountant in an attempt (possibly futile) to keep him from becoming even more unsaved than he is already. He said that you could get a spiked collar like that rather inexpensively at any homer bondage store in town. That makes me glad I'm not on his Christmas list, but getting back on topic, it just goes to show you the underlying unity of all things that Jesus hates.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Fiddle-faddle. I know all that 'if thou art not an xtian thou art a child of the devil' stuff, that doesn't change the fact that it's in your eyes only.

There are those of us who don't believe that bible nonsense, you know. And I know you'll argue that we still are 'evil by default', and argue that all you like, but that's not the point here.

The point is that not everyone adheres to the codes and strictures of your belief, and my point was that these fluffy bunnies worship themselves.
So yeah...that was my point....I think.

[Brother Temperance]

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Fiddle-faddle. I know all that 'if thou art not an xtian thou art a child of the devil' stuff, that doesn't change the fact that it's in your eyes only.

And eating babies may only be a crime in the eyes of the legal system and all decent people, and not in yours, but it won't stop you being punished for it!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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And eating babies may only be a crime in the eyes of the legal system and all decent people, and not in yours, but it won't stop you being punished for it!

I have never eaten a baby, BT. Unless you count veal. And you've all eaten veal too from what it sounds like, so that would make you baby-eaters if you counted that.
Honestly! I bring along a baby on a picnic lunch FOR COMPANY and you people instantly assume I'm going to eat it!

[Brother Temperance]

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I have never eaten a baby, BT. Unless you count veal. And you've all eaten veal too from what it sounds like, so that would make you baby-eaters if you counted that.
Honestly! I bring along a baby on a picnic lunch FOR COMPANY and you people instantly assume I'm going to eat it!

I was going to say that listening to the gurgling of a baby is no-one's idea of stimulating debate with an intellectual equal... then I remembered it's you we're dealing with. Perhaps there is something in your claims after all.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I was going to say that listening to the gurgling of a baby is no-one's idea of stimulating debate with an intellectual equal... then I remembered it's you we're dealing with. Perhaps there is something in your claims after all.

Of course there is. An airhead like me couldn't possibly converse above the level of a 6-month old baby, could I? old

[Glendora Christianson]

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Frankly, I am shocked that we didn't catch on to the Satanist - Bunny connection years ago . . . case in point:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Right you are Mother G! THIS is clear proof that playboybunny-ism is directly connected to dreadful satanic goth poetry.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Leave it to you, Zeke, to put two and two together and come up with sixty-two.

Playboy bunnies aren't a religion, they are....racy models for the magazines you most likely have stashed under you mattress.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Playboy bunnies aren't a religion, they are....racy models for the magazines ....

Since it concerns "M," I'll definitely trust your considerable expertise on that subject.

[Crazy Cat Lady]

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Well, Mrs Rogers, this be sounding more and more like true EVIL to expose those innocent bunnies to the forces of darkness!! Please tell me they won't be using kitties!

Each of my 230 kitties are precious to me, I don't want them to be in the hands of some slimy satanist!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

Well, Mrs Rogers, this be sounding more and more like true EVIL to expose those innocent bunnies to the forces of darkness!! Please tell me they won't be using kitties!

Each of my 230 kitties are precious to me, I don't want them to be in the hands of some slimy satanist!

Bah. No one has 230 cats. I know a crazy woman who had fifteen or twenty and they kept multiplying and pooping, multiplying and pooping, multiplying and pooping, mul.....until I put a few bowls of ethylene glycol on the floor in her kitchen.