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  • #31
    Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

    Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post

    And for all their Hell-inducing faults, there aren't many youngsters more earnest than the budding LaVeyan ...


    ... perhaps there is hope for them after all, if we can somehow appeal to their fluffy little minds? However, I don't hold much hope for those satanists who play dress-up with their mum's tablecloth - a sure sign they are beyond redemption.
    That kid's not a satanist. He's just some fool who spent too much of his parents' money at Hot Topic. However, the likeness is remarkable.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #32
      Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

      I think the point is that the LaVeyans are fluffy bunnies. Like Wiccans.

      They all claim to be witches, but they're witches without spines.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #33
        Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        That kid's not a satanist. He's just some fool who spent too much of his parents' money at Hot Topic. However, the likeness is remarkable.
        All attempts at psyching out the viewer into fearing his demonic visage are put to rest by that pink Tweety-Bird towel in the background.

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        • #34
          Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
          All attempts at psyching out the viewer into fearing his demonic visage are put to rest by that pink Tweety-Bird towel in the background.
          What, the pudgy cheeks and slave collar didn't inspire terror?






          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #35
            Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

            Originally posted by Grant View Post
            [...]all those things about satanists raping, and eating babies and drinking bloods are legend urbans. Who do this are not real satanists. They are just criminals wanting to find a justification for what they do.
            You think we don't hear this all the time? It is the oldest cry of the apologist. "We are X; the fact that a lot of people who say they are X commit vile acts, means that they are not X - so no X commits vile acts."

            You can substitute anything for X to see the result. Try "Catholic", "Atheist", "Nazi", "Communist", "Homersexyurl" for starters then try "satanist"...
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