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    • Jun 2010
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    #91
    Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14)

    Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
    Of course not! It contains many mixed messages and whatnot, but that is how the LORD ensures we are paying attention. Does that make sense? Good. Glad to have been of some help, dear.
    Well The Bible got just as many contraditions as the Qu'ran
    I don't believe in the Bible nor do I go to church, I believe in god and human written scriptures will with human errors.
    And yes you can think what ever you want of me, i know god is kind and i god is in my heart and soul.

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    • Nobar King
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      • Sep 2007
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      #92
      Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14)

      Originally posted by Stupid_people_asking View Post
      Its all about witch eyes looks at the scriptures.
      Keep your evil witch eyes out of this forum.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Professor Bessemer
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        • May 2009
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        #93
        Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14)

        Originally posted by Stupid_people_asking View Post
        Well The Bible got just as many contraditions as the Qu'ran
        I don't believe in the Bible nor do I go to church, I believe in god and human written scriptures will with human errors.
        And yes you can think what ever you want of me, i know god is kind and i god is in my heart and soul.
        As only a religious scholar could make such a statement, please educate us by comparing and contrasting these contradictions that occur in God's KJV 1611 Bible and the Koran.

        I am looking forward to a thoughtful and erudite response, as you seem to be quite intelligent and educated.
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        • Bobby-Joe
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          #94
          Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14)

          Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
          As only a religious scholar could make such a statement, please educate us by comparing and contrasting these contradictions that occur in God's KJV 1611 Bible and the Koran.

          I am looking forward to a thoughtful and erudite response, as you seem to be quite intelligent and educated.
          Yes, I've read The Bible cover to cover and I have NEVER seen a contradiction. Hopefully this person can point out these "contradictions" so we can tell him how he is wrong.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
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            • Sep 2006
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            #95
            Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14)

            Originally posted by Stupid_people_asking View Post
            i know god is kind.
            "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned." -- John 15:6

            "The Lord Jesus ... in flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God ... who shall be punished with everlasting destruction." -- 2 Thessalonians 1:7-9

            "The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God ...he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone ... And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever." -- Revelation 14:10-11

            "The fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." -- Revelation 21:8
            He's not too kind to *some people.

            Most actually.






            *see my signature for more details. All facts Biblically checked.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Stupid_people_asking
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              #96
              Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14)

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Yes, I've read The Bible cover to cover and I have NEVER seen a contradiction. Hopefully this person can point out these "contradictions" so we can tell him how he is wrong.
              God sets you up to fail...

              Blessed is the man that feareth the Lord... Wealth and riches shall be in his house... - Psalms 112:1-3

              It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. - Matthew 19:24


              More on God's split personalities...(Jesus speaking here, but you proberbly know it)

              I and my father are one. - John 10:30

              I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I. - John 14:28

              Can you see God?

              I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. - Genesis 32:30

              No man hath seen God at any time. - John 1:18

              Then, can you hear him?

              And the Lord called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou? And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid. - Genesis 3:9,10

              Ye hath neither heard his voice, at any time, nor seen his shape. - John 5:37

              God can do anything...except defeat iron chariots...

              With God all things are possible. - Matthew 29:26

              And the Lord was with Judah, and he drove out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron. - Judges 1:19

              (So when Judgement Day comes...just hide in your cars? or and i know you guys are saved so not what the comment is about)

              Monotheism or Polytheism?

              There is none other God but one. - I Corinthians 8:4

              And God said, Let us make man in our image. - Genesis 1:26

              Should be some of the contradictions.. I can find more but some of them would just give me way more debating, than i got the time for at the moment, and i just want your opions/arguments in some of these statements you wanted

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #97
                Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14)

                I see no contradictions at all.

                Do you know what your problem is? Do you know why it is that you can't understand the Holy Bible?

                It's because your father is satan.


                John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                  • May 2010
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                  #98
                  Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14)

                  Originally posted by Stupid_people_asking View Post
                  God sets you up to fail...

                  Blessed is the man that feareth the Lord... Wealth and riches shall be in his house... - Psalms 112:1-3

                  It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. - Matthew 19:24
                  A rich man who is precoccupied with worldly things is less likely to seek salvation. But a man who is saved is granted riches in this world and the next. What is so complicated about that?
                  Originally posted by Stupid_people_asking View Post

                  More on God's split personalities...(Jesus speaking here, but you proberbly know it)

                  I and my father are one. - John 10:30

                  I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I. - John 14:28
                  They are both God, but God the Father is the greater part. What's so complicated about that?
                  Originally posted by Stupid_people_asking View Post
                  Can you see God?

                  I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. - Genesis 32:30

                  No man hath seen God at any time. - John 1:18
                  When you see God, it is outside of space and time. Therefore you can see God without seeing him "at any time".
                  Originally posted by Stupid_people_asking View Post
                  Then, can you hear him?

                  And the Lord called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou? And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid. - Genesis 3:9,10

                  Ye hath neither heard his voice, at any time, nor seen his shape. - John 5:37
                  Obviously, in John he is not addressing Adam. Duh!
                  Originally posted by Stupid_people_asking View Post
                  God can do anything...except defeat iron chariots...

                  With God all things are possible. - Matthew 29:26

                  And the Lord was with Judah, and he drove out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron. - Judges 1:19

                  (So when Judgement Day comes...just hide in your cars? or and i know you guys are saved so not what the comment is about)
                  Judah drove out the inhabitants of the mountain, but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley. Judah!
                  Originally posted by Stupid_people_asking View Post
                  Monotheism or Polytheism?

                  There is none other God but one. - I Corinthians 8:4

                  And God said, Let us make man in our image. - Genesis 1:26
                  In Genesis God is talking to himself. Duh!
                  Originally posted by Stupid_people_asking View Post
                  Should be some of the contradictions.. I can find more but some of them would just give me way more debating, than i got the time for at the moment, and i just want your opions/arguments in some of these statements you wanted
                  You haven't found even one contradiction. And you won't. Because the KJV 1611 is the inerrant Word of God!
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                  • Professor Bessemer
                    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2009
                    • 2952

                    #99
                    Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14)

                    Originally posted by Stupid_people_asking View Post
                    All Bible, No Koran
                    I thought your were going to tell us how both the Bible and the Koran were so similar and full of these contradictions you were on about. Will that be in your next post, or the one after that?
                    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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