my aboustle favorite quotes

[Darwin123]

Leviticus 19:27
Ephesians 5:4
Leviticus 19:16
Exodus 20:8
Leviticus 11:10
Leviticus 19:19
Leviticus 11:7
Leviticus 15:19-20

and my aboustle favorite 1 Timothy 2:12

This is why i believe in science

[Levi Jones]

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Those are some of my aboustle favoritest verses ever.

Erm, why would you call yourself a Darwinist and quote such godly scriptures?

I am confounded.

[Seth Campbell]

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aboustle?

[Darwin123]

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I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.

Timothy 2:12

Sounds Legit

[Jedediah]

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Those are glorious verses of Scripture indeed!

While I can appreciate that you believe in a method of inquiry, may I also suggest that you pay attention in your remedial American English classes? Functional literacy is expected from even the lowliest members of society these days.

Here is another verse you may enjoy:

I Timothy 6:20-21
O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

I encourage you to reject secular "science" which leads us further from God, and embrace True Science(tm).

[Levi Jones]

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I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.

Timothy 2:12

Sounds Legit

What is wrong with it? You had better start making sense, lady.

[Darwin123]

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first im a guy
second i believe in science
third i spelled one word wrong so i can't spell at all?
4th why do you believe in a book older then all of us
where you there? did you see jesus do his miracles?
didn't think so

and what the fuck is this? you guys have a smiley of middle easterns with guns so you bomb them and thats consider a smiley?
We are the result of evolution we didn't just come outta nowhere by a guy in the sky.

this is why i hate religion

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping monkeys and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Jedediah]

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You do realize that science is a method, not a set of beliefs, right?

There are many more problems with your American composition than a single misspelled word.

We believe in the Bible because God told us that He will leave His Word for us:

Psalm 12:6-7
The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

Isaiah 40:8
The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.

II Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

You are aware that depraved "science" books are older than you, yet you profess a belief in the words they contain? How does it feel to be a hypocrite, foolish little man?

Your hatred and contempt for your Creator is consuming you, and it is keeping you from accepting the Truth™. Jesus loves you, and He brought you here for a reason. Repent of your wicked, ignorant ways, and let Him enter your heart with His penetrating Love and fill you with the Holy Spirit! You are spiraling out of control toward an eternity in the lake of fire, but we want you to join us in the bosom of Christ in Heaven!

Now please, make an introduction for yourself. Tell us about yourself - in grammatically correct American - and about how you came to wallow in sin and depredation. Tell us about how horrible your life is without Christ and why you have now come to God's Favorite Forum to receive guidance toward Salvation™.

I will pray for you.

[Darwin123]

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lol god i love this site
i cant even think of something to say to this
you guys make me laugh i get a message i get an infraction for being a sassy femnazi bitch. and how i worship monkeys and spread my legs for a dollar haha god this site is awesome
oh man anyways back to this why do you follow a book? why do you need too i follow what i want deem is right not what "God" deems right. i don't steal because it's a sin. I don't do it because its a dick thing to do.
second are you they guys that believe dinosaurs existed with humans? or are you the guys that think dinosaurs bones were buried to test faith?

[Jedediah]

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Dinosaurs are explicitly mentioned in the Bible.

Job 40:15-24
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.
Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.

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[Darwin123]

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lol i know science isn't beliefs
and with science being older then me i know that
but if i asked i wanna see someone walk on water i don't see that
but if i asked to see proof that the universe is made up of matter and i want to see water in all three stages it can be in i can see that
and your telling me science isn't gonna find the cure for aids but prayer will?

Job 40:15-24

not really seeing the dinosaur in that passage i see a creature but I don't automatically see it as a dinosuar

[Jedediah]

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Yes, prayer will cure AIDS. I have personally seen amputees regenerate their limbs through the power of prayer.

Matthew 17:20
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

[Sister Charli]

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Leviticus 19:27
Ephesians 5:4
Leviticus 19:16
Exodus 20:8
Leviticus 11:10
Leviticus 19:19
Leviticus 11:7
Leviticus 15:19-20

and my aboustle favorite 1 Timothy 2:12

This is why i believe in science

That's an impressive list for a godmocker.

Maybe you should add Romans 6:23 to it.

[CyberYahweh]

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lol i know science isn't beliefs
and with science being older then me i know that
but if i asked i wanna see someone walk on water i don't see that
but if i asked to see proof that the universe is made up of matter and i want to see water in all three stages it can be in i can see that
and your telling me science isn't gonna find the cure for aids but prayer will?

Job 40:15-24

not really seeing the dinosaur in that passage i see a creature but I don't automatically see it as a dinosuar

My college, Jedediah, is correct. Here's a lecture series that I'd done on this very topic: Dinosaurs and the Bible. In my lecture, I reference Scienceforcreation.com; yet another source, and a legitimate site, organized by Dr. Mace Baker, one of my favorite Creation Scientists - barring Kent Hovind.

Is it that you're too blind to see the Truth™, or just that you don't want to see it? Has your hatred of your Lord and Savior really infected you so deeply?