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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22352

    #16
    Re: GOD HATES TECHNOLOGY: Ecclesiastes 7:29

    Originally posted by Eddie E View Post
    Pretty generic answer, so was it Jesus that built my hotrod?
    Of course not. This is God's favorite forum. There is no way you have God's favorite hotrod!
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • David k mudkips
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Oct 2010
      • 1

      #17
      Re: GOD HATES TECHNOLOGY: Ecclesiastes 7:29

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      Of course not. This is God's favorite forum.
      Has GOD posted on this forum yet?

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #18
        Re: GOD HATES TECHNOLOGY: Ecclesiastes 7:29

        Originally posted by David k mudkips View Post
        Has GOD posted on this forum yet?
        Of course He has. It's in God's Word to mankind the Bible that he hear His voice everyday.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Justin Z
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2010
          • 130

          #19
          Re: GOD HATES TECHNOLOGY: Ecclesiastes 7:29

          What basic, obvious questions.

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          • Geoffman
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            Under Investigation
            • Nov 2010
            • 12

            #20
            Re: GOD HATES TECHNOLOGY: Ecclesiastes 7:29

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            This website was created by Jesus, not by technology.
            The website might have been made by Jesus, but the technology required to view and use it sure wasn't
            Let us therefore, as many as be perfect, be thus minded: and if in any thing ye be otherwise minded, God shall reveal even this unto you. Philippians 3:15

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            • Geoffman
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              • Nov 2010
              • 12

              #21
              Re: GOD HATES TECHNOLOGY: Ecclesiastes 7:29

              Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
              ATTN: all twittertwats, netheads, gamers, sci-fi nerds, TV-loving couch potatoes, facebook floozies, and all others sliding down the youtube to hell:
              Cranky Old Man has twitter, does this mean he is to burn in hell as well??
              Let us therefore, as many as be perfect, be thus minded: and if in any thing ye be otherwise minded, God shall reveal even this unto you. Philippians 3:15

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22352

                #22
                Re: GOD HATES TECHNOLOGY: Ecclesiastes 7:29

                Originally posted by Geoffman View Post
                Cranky Old Man has twitter, does this mean he is to burn in hell as well??
                Of course not! I will go to Heaven!
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Geoffman
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                  • Nov 2010
                  • 12

                  #23
                  Re: GOD HATES TECHNOLOGY: Ecclesiastes 7:29

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  Of course not! I will go to Heaven!
                  Well, according to one of your fellow "True Christians", anyone who uses twitter shall burn in hell, as God hates technology, which, by the way, you're still using.
                  Let us therefore, as many as be perfect, be thus minded: and if in any thing ye be otherwise minded, God shall reveal even this unto you. Philippians 3:15

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                  • lostwordofages
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                    • Nov 2010
                    • 5

                    #24
                    Re: GOD HATES TECHNOLOGY: Ecclesiastes 7:29

                    If anything all of all of what is happening is hypocritical of what is said in the quote. What i mean is that, this forum is created by technology, therefore we must all be sinners. God has created us in his image and we bastardize this by creating, what are we? Demons? I say we take down the forum and all our technological creations and live among the rocks plants and animals like we did many years ago.

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                    • SpiritedScholar
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                      • Nov 2010
                      • 19

                      #25
                      Re: GOD HATES TECHNOLOGY: Ecclesiastes 7:29

                      What's wrong with science and rational thinking? Shouldn't we want to learn about the mysteries of God's creation?

                      I think that through learning about the way the world works, we can further appreciate it's complexity. I mean, studying photosynthesis, quantum mechanics or Newton's Laws of Motion can't possibly be harmful, it's just revealing the wonders that God has given us.

                      After all, if it weren't for the understanding of photon refraction and electrical current, we wouldn't have the computers we are using to read this!

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                      • Acey Decey
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                        • Sep 2010
                        • 41

                        #26
                        Re: GOD HATES TECHNOLOGY: Ecclesiastes 7:29

                        Originally posted by SpiritedScholar View Post
                        What's wrong with science and rational thinking? Shouldn't we want to learn about the mysteries of God's creation?

                        I think that through learning about the way the world works, we can further appreciate it's complexity. I mean, studying photosynthesis, quantum mechanics or Newton's Laws of Motion can't possibly be harmful, it's just revealing the wonders that God has given us.

                        After all, if it weren't for the understanding of photon refraction and electrical current, we wouldn't have the computers we are using to read this!
                        Hey dude, as a physics boffin I am all for encouraging the study of the world. But, have you actually looked through this forum properly?

                        I can see where these guys are coming from. I don't agree with a damned thing that they are saying (mainly because they are fruit loops), but look at it from their perspective. They are so fundamentally into their god and steadfastly sticking to the bible that no matter what you put out there, the answer will always be 'god did it'.

                        Look at Newton's Laws of motion. No doubt at some point the reply will come that things were moving well before Newton 'discovered' the laws of motion... They are god's laws of motion and that satan worshipping homer Newton just put his name to gods work, blah blah blah.

                        Also, god made the light.... and they will quote genesis 1:3 (I much prefer Genesis: Invisible Touch but each to their own). And you might even get some crap about science not really knowing about light, hence the wave-particle duality...

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                        • Lisa H
                          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 5070

                          #27
                          Re: GOD HATES TECHNOLOGY: Ecclesiastes 7:29

                          Originally posted by Acey Decey View Post
                          Hey dude, as a physics boffin I am all for encouraging the study of the world. But, have you actually looked through this forum properly?

                          I can see where these guys are coming from. I don't agree with a damned thing that they are saying (mainly because they are fruit loops), but look at it from their perspective. They are so fundamentally into their god and steadfastly sticking to the bible that no matter what you put out there, the answer will always be 'god did it'.

                          Look at Newton's Laws of motion. No doubt at some point the reply will come that things were moving well before Newton 'discovered' the laws of motion... They are god's laws of motion and that satan worshipping homer Newton just put his name to gods work, blah blah blah.

                          Also, god made the light.... and they will quote genesis 1:3 (I much prefer Genesis: Invisible Touch but each to their own). And you might even get some crap about science not really knowing about light, hence the wave-particle duality...

                          It is about time you got right with God instead of following you pagan science idols.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Acey Decey
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                            • Sep 2010
                            • 41

                            #28
                            Re: GOD HATES TECHNOLOGY: Ecclesiastes 7:29

                            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                            It is about time you got right with God instead of following you pagan science idols.
                            Perhaps your blinkers made you miss the little smilie at the end of the post. Take them off and see the world.

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070

                              #29
                              Re: GOD HATES TECHNOLOGY: Ecclesiastes 7:29

                              Originally posted by Acey Decey View Post
                              Perhaps your blinkers made you miss the little smilie at the end of the post. Take them off and see the world.

                              I have already seen the world Glitter Boy.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • Acey Decey
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                                • Sep 2010
                                • 41

                                #30
                                Re: GOD HATES TECHNOLOGY: Ecclesiastes 7:29

                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                I have already seen the world Glitter Boy.
                                And your world is ruled by christ.... or is it Christos just like the Truman show.... You do resemble Jim carrey

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